Hello from Chicago

[Mary Thompson]

Re: Hello from Chicago

You poor thing living in such a Sinful land full of Heathens! How do you protect yourself from their Hellbound ways?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Hello from Chicago

Hello, I am 19 years old, I was born and raised as a Christian in downtown Chicago. My favorite Bible verse is Proverbs 3:5 (Trust in the Lord with all thine heart; and lean not unto thine own understanding) as it tells us to have faith in God. I attend Third Baptist Church of Chicago every week.

Welcome to God's favorite forum, Tommy. So you're 19, eh? I'll bet you work out a lot, am I right? I'll bet you get all sweaty in the gym with the other 19 year olds every day. Do you ever attend Prayer Circles with your Pastor?

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[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: Hello from Chicago

You're not a part of that "Down Low" Gay Church Ring Of Disposable Homos, like the Obamas, are you?

“It was more that Wright served as a matchmaker,” said Carolyn, a 20-year member of Trinity who has played a role in church administration and knows the Obamas personally.

“He kept his eye on the young guys coming up in Trinity,” she said, “and if he spotted someone that acted or looked gay, then Wright would give them kind of a guidance counselor-type direction on how to keep down low – how to do the things they wanted to do, but then also getting married and looking ‘respectable’ – being part of black society.”

[Alvin Moss]

Re: Hello from Chicago

Welcome, young Tomas.

It must be difficult to be a Christian living among Yankees and their unsaved fellow travelers. How ever do you manage?

My advice is to leave that place at once, lest you be in the vicinity when the Lord finally destroys Chicago. The city is one of the most wretched in the eastern part of America and soon they must perish.

We are glad to hear from you and hope the Yankees don't find you soon. If you want to move to a more Christian area, let us know. We can send you some money to make good your escape.

Good Luck and God Bless!

[Tomas Houston]

Re: Hello from Chicago

I am sorry to hear that you live in that cesspool of Hussein Obama supporters. Does your Pastor take any special precautions to protect you from the Demoncrats?

I think the crosses just scare them away. Haha

[gregincambodia]

Re: Hello from Chicago

Hello, I am 19 years old, I was born and raised as a Christian in downtown Chicago. My favorite Bible verse is Proverbs 3:5 (Trust in the Lord with all thine heart; and lean not unto thine own understanding) as it tells us to have faith in God. I attend Third Baptist Church of Chicago every week.

Hello Tomas and to the world's friendliest forums!

It is so nice to see a new forum member who actually reads and follows the new poster guidelines.

I am sorry to hear that you live in that cesspool of Hussein Obama supporters. Does your Pastor take any special precautions to protect you from the Demoncrats?

[Tomas Houston]

Re: Hello from Chicago

Welcome to God's favorite forums! Are you married? If so, do you have any kids yet?

I am only 19 now, so no.
However, I plan to get married eventually.

[KateSanders]

Re: Hello from Chicago

Welcome to God's favorite forums! Are you married? If so, do you have any kids yet?

[Tomas Houston]

Hello, I am 19 years old, I was born and raised as a Christian in downtown Chicago. My favorite Bible verse is Proverbs 3:5 (Trust in the Lord with all thine heart; and lean not unto thine own understanding) as it tells us to have faith in God. I attend Third Baptist Church of Chicago every week.