FINALLY! A church I can be myself in!

[DexterNevis]

After years of searching and failing to find a congragation as devoted to the Word of G_D as I am, I am thrilled to have found you all. You seem to be a deadicated and devoutly faithful group with the right approach to spreading JC's love by whatever means necessary. While the rest of the world (a.k.a., heathens and false Christians) might mock our service, we know that only those who are right with G_D will enter the Kingdom of Heaven and sit beside our Father for eternity.

About me: I am an accountant who just finished three years of probation for tax fraud (the atheist IRS, overrun with jews, claimed it wasn't possible for me to have donated 170% of my income to Bibles For Africa). I am a lifelong Christian and a devoted father of eleven. Hobbies include praying and watching the History of War Channel on YouTube. I have a birthmark that looks a little bit like a Roman gladiator's helmet, which reminds me of JC's suffering.

G_D BLESS YOU ALL!
- Dexter Nevis

[Pim Pendergast]

Re: FINALLY! A church I can be myself in!

Welcome to God's favorite forum, Dexter! We want to know more about you. What church do you go to? How did you find Jesus? What's your favorite Bible verse?

And why do you write "G_D" instead of "God"? That's something Jews do.

[DexterNevis]

Re: FINALLY! A church I can be myself in!

Leviticus 24:16 says the faithful shan't use HIS name. I abide by the whole Bible (except the parts that are super-inconvenient). Bless you.

[Attila's Wife]

Re: FINALLY! A church I can be myself in!

Leviticus 24:16 says the faithful shan't use HIS name. I abide by the whole Bible (except the parts that are super-inconvenient). Bless you.

I don't know what version of the Bible you're using, dear, but at Landover we use ONLY the King James Version.

Leviticus 24:16 says

And he that blasphemeth the name of the Lord, he shall surely be put to death, and all the congregation shall certainly stone him: as well the stranger, as he that is born in the land, when he blasphemeth the name of the Lord, shall be put to death.

This is rather different from the bowdlerized version you have in your signature.

I will pray for you,
YiC
AW

[DexterNevis]

Re: FINALLY! A church I can be myself in!

My signeture was taken over by Satan, but I beat him off and have fixed it. Thank you for letting me know.

Have a blessed Easter.

[M. Mansfield, MD]

Re: FINALLY! A church I can be myself in!

My signeture was taken over by Satan, but I beat him off and have fixed it. Thank you for letting me know.

Have a blessed Easter.

Dexter,

I have read in these forums of JesOS, the only computer operating system approved by the Lion of Judah Himself. From what I can determine, it is impenetrable by demonic forces and even has spell check. I point this system out to you for your consideration as a brother in Jesus - your friendship is greatly desired and welcomed. Won't you tell us of your family? Have you sins to confess?

As a medical professional with a large income, I have often found myself tempted to fudge the numbers a wee bit come tax time - and then I discovered Landover. Within moments, one of the fine ladies of the business office provided me information regarding the various levels of tithing that were necessary to guarantee my continued salvation. Hallelujah, many are the blessings of a cheerful giver!

Nehemiah 10:37
"And that we should bring the first fruits of our dough, and our offerings, and the fruit of all maner of trees, of wine and of oile, vnto the priests, to the chambers of the house of our God..." I've discovered that God's mercies include significant tax breaks, Praise Him. But all of that lies ahead of you at this point. May you continue to grow and be blessed by the fellowship here. I want to hug your neck, brother, when you've completely surrendered your life to our Lord. I want to have manly fellowship with you as we are on our knees before the Most High God. Many blessings as we celebrate our risen Redeemer.



Doc



PS: Call me

[BaptistBethany]

Re: FINALLY! A church I can be myself in!

And why do you write "G_D" instead of "God"? That's something Jews do.

I believe he is Jewish (or was at one time). Jews write God the way he is writing it.

[Bible - Jim]

Re: FINALLY! A church I can be myself in!

Leviticus 24:16 says the faithful shan't use HIS name. I abide by the whole Bible (except the parts that are super-inconvenient). Bless you.

God is not the name of God.

Jehovah is the name of God.

it is in the whole bible.

[Levi Jones]

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I think that is a nice introduction. It's very nice to meet you, Dexter.

[Mary Thompson]

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Are you a Joo ?

[Barry]

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Hello Dexter, it's a pleasure and delight to welcome you as a new member to our congregation. I'm sure you're not a Jew, as I can't imagine any of them donating so generously to a charitable cause. My only question and slight concern is, of all places, why Africa?

[Mother Of Seven]

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God is not the name of God.

Jehovah is the name of God.

it is in the whole bible.

He has more than one name:
Exodus 34:14 For thou shalt worship no other god: for the LORD, whose name is Jealous, is a jealous God:

[BaptistBethany]

Re: FINALLY! A church I can be myself in!

Are you a Joo ?

Yes, I think he is a Joo (like I said in an earlier post). As a matter of fact, I think I saw him driving his liberal Prius around, with the following magnet on it!