[Elmer G. White]

Re: The Introduction and Confessions of a Rotten Dane

Mr Dane,

It's a relief that you're OK and not injured by the sadomaniacal mob. I think Sister Eva posted recently, she is probably in hiding but still among us. Sad times. Come RAPTURE! One of the True Christians on this Godly Forum has noticed your distress and I think several prayers are constantly flowing your way!

Hope you'll be able to grow in Christ in your shameful travesty of a country despite all this. As advice I suggest you:

2 Corinthians 6:14 | Be ye not unequally yoked together with unbeliervers: for what fellowship hath righteousness with unrighteousness? and what communion hath light with darkness?

Last but not least, I think you should avoid using the ungodly hieroglyph "ø" that was present in you post in the word "Refshaleøen". While it is well-known that umlauts (ü, etc., sorry ladies) are SATANIC, I think you should also beware this symbol. It is used by those of the "sperical Earth" -cult. The circle represents the "sphere" and the line the alleged "axis" of "Earth's rotation". This is from Satan as explained previously. Little things this this can lure gullible young minds away from True Scripture and lead the way to lieberalism, fornication, boasting cat lick exhibition of their catamites on the altar and, unevitably, mandatory sodomy among homers. I hope you take this as a friendly advice, use American letters to write you ungodly language in the future or - even better - refrain from using it at all.

Praying for you!

Yours in Christ,

Elmer

[Oholiba]

Re: The Introduction and Confessions of a Rotten Dane

I've always thought, Danes are some kind of dogs.

[The Shameful Dane]

Re: The Introduction and Confessions of a Rotten Dane

Perhaps you and the other Daniacs in this forum could do something about the Euro-Trash Song Contest that I recently noticed. It is going to take place in your capital city of Antichristiania (my heart weeps). It features homeysexuals and chimeric demons (Mark 4:15) from your country, Australia (I dared post the picture of this demon in the thread on God and your country, still deeply ashamed) and the Commie Nations in early May. This offers a nice venue to missionary work for your kind. What do you think?

Yours in Christ,

Elmer

Let me first apologize for my recent absentness which indeed has been due to the ongoing Euro-Trash Song Contest which currently infests my country.

This abomination that us Danes have brought upon ourselves by outgaying the rest of limb-wristed Europe at last year's perverse contest has already had several disastrous results this year. Most notable is the alarming fact that 85% of all the foreigners that have travelled to Denmark for the contest turn out to me disease carrying homersexurals!

My brother's friend who is a police officer could report that the every night this last week the streets have been overflowing with loud flamboyant queers dancing and singing their satanic verses without any hint of shame. Fortunately he was able to repel the ones making passes at him by emptying his maze in their bronzed faces and making his escape through the crowds by swinging his police rod (is that the name of it?) furiously at them. I shall pray for him as he ventures on patrol again tonight.

As I am sure you can deduct from the above any attempt of missionary with a diease infested mob of this size would be futile. I hope fellow suffering Danes, Eva Christensen and her husband, have made no such attempts themselves - God help them if they have.

However I must admit that this contest and its ability to attract the perverted like light does insects offers up a unique opportunity. With soo many pests gathered in one confined place one can only dream of the possibilities if one had the ressources to acquire and empty a large enough can of queer repellent into the disease filled nest that is Refshaleøen.

I hope you will pray for me tonight as I attempt to survive the homo climax that will sound throughout the streets of Copenhagen at tonight's finals.

God be with us all in these dark times.

[Elmer G. White]

Re: The Introduction and Confessions of a Rotten Dane

Do I understand correctly that the Denmarkish word for rapist is "voldtægtsmand"?

Oh Dear, I think that James has discovered more alarming aspects of being a Danish... What is this symbol æ?

I personally think it looks like the serpent (Genesis 3:1) or - which could be worse - two snakes in fornication (although this idea is preliminary until confirmed by a True Christian) (Ezekiel 16:26).

I am praying for strength for our Denmarkian brother and sisters in Christ! Repent! Of course, your being here could be a good start. Listen to what the True Christians have to tell you (Judges 13:6).

Yours in Christ,

Elmer

[James Ashton]

Re: The Introduction and Confessions of a Rotten Dane

Do I understand correctly that the Denmarkish word for rapist is "voldtægtsmand"?


Is Denmark so full of sin, homosexuals and idols to Mohammed that you are forced to squeeze letters together to save space? This could be avoided by using decent American words rather than needlessly long ones.


1 Corinthians 14:9
So likewise ye, except ye utter by the tongue words easy to be understood, how shall it be known what is spoken? for ye shall speak into the air.


While I personally greatly appreciate not being able to understand your bacon and pornography inspired ramblings, the LORD wants you to speak clearly and, having looked over the newspaper article, I promise you, you currently aren't.

[Eva_Christensen]

Re: The Introduction and Confessions of a Rotten Dane

Sister Eva,
Obviously you did not pray the prayer I suggested nor did you have sufficient faith in Jesus to heal your husband. I am disappointed and sorry to see your soul is still bound for Hell. Don't say I didn't try.
Doc

Oh, I did pray, and I'm thankful for your thoughts Dear Doctor. I still trust the good Lord in his divine Mercy and knowledge. Remember, it took Moses 40 years to get to where He wanted to go! Acts 7:30
If i couldn't wait more than a mere few days, I would surely be ungrateful and untrusting of the Lord. Proverbs 3:6

Thank you for your ideas on moving - Perhaps if Mr. Dane could Come to one of my husbands prayer meetings, we could discuss the matter?

Have a lovely day
YiC
Eva

[Elmer G. White]

Re: The Introduction and Confessions of a Rotten Dane

My Dear Mr. Dane,

As a fellow newcomer I can assure you that you have mede the right - no - the ONLY choice available to save your SOUL from . I have nothing but praise to say about this community of , albeit this requires that you learn, not teach, listen, not shout, pray (Mark 9:29), not linger in idle comfort. I've received many helpful suggestions regarding the education of my children, Godless entertainment and countries that can be hazardous in missionary work (yours in one of the worst, I', afraid!).

James 4:4 Ye adulterers and adulteresses, know ye not that the friendship of the world is enmity with God? whosoever therefore will be a friend of the world is the enemy of God.

Some tentative words of warning from a fellow sinner... You Daniacs use the symbol Ø. This is a bad thing... It is used by as a way to lure young children into the belief that our world would be circular and a ball by depicting the alleged "Earth's axis". This is satanic (Isaiah 11:12). You could also consider giving up your heathen language. I made some disturbing discoveries. It seems you have attempted to translate the into Daniac, and this is the result:


What is this? Possessed children banging at a typewriter with their tallywackers (probably exactly that)?! That was supposed to be John 1:1-8!

I extend to you my welcome and any weak assistance I might offer you as a fellow sinner. Praise LORD for showing you the only possible way to SALVATION.

Perhaps you and the other Daniacs in this forum could do something about the Euro-Trash Song Contest that I recently noticed. It is going to take place in your capital city of Antichristiania (my heart weeps). It features homeysexuals and chimeric demons (Mark 4:15) from your country, Australia (I dared post the picture of this demon in the thread on God and your country, still deeply ashamed) and the Commie Nations in early May. This offers a nice venue to missionary work for your kind. What do you think?

Yours in Christ,

Elmer

[M. Mansfield, MD]

Re: The Introduction and Confessions of a Rotten Dane

My husband is, unfortunately, a foul sinner, as he has only one working stone (as desribed elsewhere) - but he does follow the Word of Our Lord, to the letter! I still pray for the healing, of his sin-inflicted disease.


But as I am not as fortunate as to be a True Christian™, you shold really rely on the Words of those who are - And honorable Pastor Ezekiel Bathfire draws forth a true problem - i suppose your parents didn't marry, after their unspeakable deeds!?

Sister Eva,
Obviously you did not pray the prayer I suggested nor did you have sufficient faith in Jesus to heal your husband. I am disappointed and sorry to see your soul is still bound for Hell. Don't say I didn't try.
Doc

[M. Mansfield, MD]

Re: The Introduction and Confessions of a Rotten Dane

I extend a cautious hand of friendship, firm in its grip and yet releasing in the correct amount of time so as not to be considered unmanly.

My son, I have visited the center of villainy that is your homeland. My scourge of a wife, Jennifer, and I toured the country and found much beauty there, for our LORD certainly knows how to make an earth - but we also witnessed unspeakable sin. We cut short our journey when a woman offered to perform a particular favor for the two of us at a price that would shock and surprise most American ladies of ill-repute. We drove to the airport and headed for the Netherlands, where we felt safer (until morning came and we once again realized our itinerary to be a mistake). But I digress.

I want you to know that the LORD is a God of much anger, fury, and jealousy (Numbers 11:1, Ezekiel 13:13, Exodus 34:14) but He calls us to repentance and tells us that we shall find His Salvation(R) (1 John 1:9). However, the LORD also really really hates Denmark and thus we can surmise He also hates you, although Jesus could probably convince God, who is also Jesus and the Holy Spirit - terms that are likely foreign in a land like yours - to give you a small chance. I'm not terribly hopeful of that.

So, I propose this: I will pray for your situation and entreat the remainder of this forum's good people to do the same. In the meantime, please read the Bible from cover to cover (for good measure, I'd include every page, even any blank ones you may find). Ensure that this is the King James 1611 version - easily available online - and ask the Holy Spirit to be your teacher as you read every begat and whosoever.

It is my strong suggestion that you leave Denmark. Perhaps you and Sister Eva can pool resources to find your way to the United States, where we have small areas that are conducive to Christian life and service. (Small, but certainly more plentiful than in other countries)

With fervent prayer that we will someday be brothers in Him,
Doc

[The Shameful Dane]

Re: The Introduction and Confessions of a Rotten Dane

My husband is, unfortunately, a foul sinner, as he has only one working stone (as desribed elsewhere) - but he does follow the Word of Our Lord, to the letter! I still pray for the healing, of his sin-inflicted disease.


But as I am not as fortunate as to be a True Christian™, you shold really rely on the Words of those who are - And honorable Pastor Ezekiel Bathfire draws forth a true problem - i suppose your parents didn't marry, after their unspeakable deeds!?

A shame indeed. Though a prayer a day keeps the disease at bay, I to wish you the best of luck!

Pastor Ezekiel Bathfire does indeed with his keen eye draw attention to this most unfortunate reality. Nei, my parents did not marry for their relations lasted but one sinful late afternoon before my father climbed off of her again while my mother was already on top of another.

Hopefully, as Pastor Bathfire mentioned, there could be a slight chance that Pastor Zeke feel inspired to. My tithing would of course be most generous!

[Eva_Christensen]

Re: The Introduction and Confessions of a Rotten Dane

It fills me with joy knowing that I am not alone in my suffering nor in my quest for salvation!

Your husband sounds like a very wise man indeed - is he too a suffering Dane or have you on your path towards the light been blessed with a non-rapist for a husband?

I thank you for your kind words and support!

My husband is, unfortunately, a foul sinner, as he has only one working stone (as desribed elsewhere) - but he does follow the Word of Our Lord, to the letter! I still pray for the healing, of his sin-inflicted disease.


But as I am not as fortunate as to be a True Christian™, you shold really rely on the Words of those who are - And honorable Pastor Ezekiel Bathfire draws forth a true problem - i suppose your parents didn't marry, after their unspeakable deeds!?

[The Shameful Dane]

Re: The Introduction and Confessions of a Rotten Dane

Hello TSD


How nice to be able to wellcome a fellow-sufferer! And how wonderful for Cranky Old Man, that his Words are spread in our Godforsaken country!! It gives me hope - sinister propaganda or not.
I had no idea, as I never read newspapers. My husband won't allow it!


I do hope you are sincere in your quest for salvation, and I wish you the best of luck.
Hebrews 11:6 But without faith it is impossible to please him: for he that cometh to God must believe that he is, and that he is a rewarder of them that diligently seek him.


YiC
Eva

It fills me with joy knowing that I am not alone in my suffering nor in my quest for salvation!

Your husband sounds like a very wise man indeed - is he too a suffering Dane or have you on your path towards the light been blessed with a non-rapist for a husband?

I thank you for your kind words and support!

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: The Introduction and Confessions of a Rotten Dane

My father was a drunk and a rapist, my mother a day shift harlot making a lustful living on the island of Fanø aka Fandens Ø aka The Devil's Island. They met when my father, a sailor, and his ship docked in the port town in which my mother earned her hedonistic living one (or two or more) drunken sailor(s) at a time. Needless to say the lord punished both of them by impregnating my mother that sinful night creating their in 8 swift months (yes our just God puts his judgement upon sinners with great haste!) to be sinful bastard offspring - me.

Two points arise: (1) Although a Bastard may not enter the congregation, neither may a Moabite. However, the Lord has some strange Rules and you will recall that Ruth (see Ruth:1:1) was a Moabite and got a Book to herself. So it is possible that Pastor Zeke will commune with The Lord and be inspired but don't hold your breath. (How much do you expect to tithe?)

The second is that your story, whilst touching my heart with its pathos is the story of 90% of Danes, so in your society, you should feel persecuted only because of your Christianity and that was foretold, and so we can say "God Exists."

It is unfortunate that Pastor Prune Enoe, who is in charge of Scandiwegia, has been called away to deal with some Lutherans in Norway. When He gets back, he will doubtless fill you in.

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: The Introduction and Confessions of a Rotten Dane

Your faith in Christ, and your ability to trust Him in all matters of Truth are an inspiration, indeed!

Any friend of is a friend of mine.

[Eva_Christensen]

Re: The Introduction and Confessions of a Rotten Dane

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It was in this newpaper that Jesus shone his light on what should become my first step towards salvation: A newspaper article regarding beforementioned Cranky Old Man's thread on Denmark! http://www.bt.dk/utroligt-men-sandt/...-hader-danmark

While the article itself was full of lies regarding Cranky Old Man and this heavenly board I was assisted by Jesus' white light and thus able to see past the sinister propaganda that Ekstra Bladet tried to force upon my once brainwashed mind.

Hello TSD


How nice to be able to wellcome a fellow-sufferer! And how wonderful for Cranky Old Man, that his Words are spread in our Godforsaken country!! It gives me hope - sinister propaganda or not.
I had no idea, as I never read newspapers. My husband won't allow it!


I do hope you are sincere in your quest for salvation, and I wish you the best of luck.
Hebrews 11:6 But without faith it is impossible to please him: for he that cometh to God must believe that he is, and that he is a rewarder of them that diligently seek him.


YiC
Eva