[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: Hello dear friends, I'm an archaeologist

Obama is the black Jesus

There is no "black Jesus," dear.

Are you here just to stir up trouble? We're not interested in your foolishness. We gather together to praise and glorify the LORD, and illustrate His wondrous works throughout the world. We're not interested in the opinions of the unsaved.

[LeAtheist]

Re: Hello dear friends, I'm an archaeologist

Or Obama?

Obama is the black Jesus

[curtisgrice]

Re: Hello dear friends, I'm an archaeologist

How do we know you're not Al Gore in disguise?!

Or Obama?

[Yea-tho-we-walk]

Re: Hello dear friends, I'm an archaeologist

Hello Casper, I hate to be the one to break the bad news to you but Jesus loathes archeologists with all their satanic ideas. You won't think it's so amusing when Jesus throws you and your fancy archeological diploma, your computer, keyboard, monitor and mouse straight into the pits of hell. With that said, welcome to our forum, we hope you find Jesus and repent of both your sodomy and archeology before the Rapture!

[LeAtheist]

Re: Hello dear friends, I'm an archaeologist

I believe your thoughts are filled with chaos, fellow. You know not the peace of the Lord God. Just yesterday, you were claiming that the Lord hates Americans. Now, you are a Christian. I feel you are not being honest. I feel that you are likely a member of the cult of science.

Did Al Gore send you here?

How do we know you're not Al Gore in disguise?!

[Elmer G. White]

Re: Hello dear friends, I'm an archaeologist

This one is beyond me to unravel... I trust True Christians will find out if this person is sincere. I still hope that it was JESUS who placed the desire in his heart to come to LBC and that his previous vile language was a sign of him struggling to overcome ...

Yours,

Elmer

PS: Sorry I referred to you with the female pronoun. I made a hasty assumption (too hasty) that only a possessed nincompoop woman could have had such a tantrum you exhibited in the Denmarkian thread (Proverbs 21:19). My sincerest apologies.

[curtisgrice]

Re: Hello dear friends, I'm an archaeologist

I believe your thoughts are filled with chaos, fellow. You know not the peace of the Lord God. Just yesterday, you were claiming that the Lord hates Americans. Now, you are a Christian. I feel you are not being honest. I feel that you are likely a member of the cult of science.

Did Al Gore send you here?

Maybe Obama sent him.

[Alvin Moss]

Re: Hello dear friends, I'm an archaeologist

I believe your thoughts are filled with chaos, fellow. You know not the peace of the Lord God. Just yesterday, you were claiming that the Lord hates Americans. Now, you are a Christian. I feel you are not being honest. I feel that you are likely a member of the cult of science.

Did Al Gore send you here?

[Basilissa]

Re: Hello dear friends, I'm an archaeologist

I have a question, what's the news on Noah's Ark being in Turkey?

Actually, that is a very good question.

I do not dig graves I only receive samples. I sit in a lab basically

What types of samples do you work on? How does you sitting in the lab help to prove that the Holy Bible is 100% accurate?

[curtisgrice]

Re: Hello dear friends, I'm an archaeologist

I have a question, what's the news on Noah's Ark being in Turkey?

[Kasperdotant]

Re: Hello dear friends, I'm an archaeologist

Hello dear, what a lovely introduction! I love this verse that you cite, it shows Our Lord's love for those who follow Him... and anybody else (John 3:18).

So, you are a grave digger, huh? I would like to call you attention to this verse:

Psalm 7:15 He made a pit, and digged it, and is fallen into the ditch which he made.

And this one:

1 Thessalonians 4:15 For this we say unto you by the word of the Lord, that we which are alive and remain unto the coming of the Lord shall not prevent them which are asleep.

Anyway, the only archaeology worth pursuing is the one that proves the Bible to be 100% right.

I do not dig graves I only receive samples. I sit in a lab basically

[Kasperdotant]

Re: Hello dear friends, I'm an archaeologist

Dear Ms. Kasperdotant,

LBC can offer you spiritual rebirth and your remorse is most welcome.

What is your current position regarding Christianity (Glory to Jesus) and islamisticism? Has it changed since yesterday?

Words and how we use them are important. John 1:1-2.

Still praying for you.

Yours,

Elmer

Thanks a lot I am in fact a man since my nickname is KASPERdotant. Well as to your concern about my current relation to "islamisticism" I can assure you I do not worship untrue things that have no real proof. The BIBLE is real and has been proven so by scientists.

[Elmer G. White]

Re: Hello dear friends, I'm an archaeologist

Dear Ms. Kasperdotant,

LBC can offer you spiritual rebirth and your remorse is most welcome.

What is your current position regarding Christianity (Glory to Jesus) and islamisticism? Has it changed since yesterday?

Words and how we use them are important. John 1:1-2.

Still praying for you.

Yours,

Elmer

[Kasperdotant]

Re: Hello dear friends, I'm an archaeologist

Thank you God for blessing me much more than I deserve.

[Attila's Wife]

Re: Hello dear friends, I'm an archaeologist

Sorry if I acted all stupid... I hope Jesus can forgive me and that I can keep on enjoying this wonderful forum and all the nice people here.

A sincere apology is always welcome.

Re your list of ambitions, in particular this one:

Spread out holy water out all over this filthy Denmarkistan

I think your dreadful country is mostly surrounded by water (as is mine), so we can safely leave that to to deal with in His own good time.

YiC
AW