Hello dear friends, I'm an archaeologist

[Kasperdotant]

I was told to post here before starting my journey here on this lovely inspiring forum.

I'm a young lad working as a full-time archaeologist. I mostly study things such as stones types, soils and few different wood types. Lately it has come to my mind that the soil and all the rocks here in Denmark are filled with hell-looking bacteria. I took a sample of fresh soil and compared it to some from USA. Amazingly the US soil came out to be super clean and nice, it even made me feel The Lords power while touching it. BUT THE DENMARKISTAN soil looked so filthy and disgusting. EEEWW... This only proves that hell is and will always be around the filthy Europe countries.

I found Jesus a couple weeks ago and I will forever be thankful for giving me help in my life. I still live in this maggot-smelling-super-viking-rapist country and will most likely be staying here for a while. By the way I go to church "Roskilde Baptisikirke" whenever I have time. I attend in all activities the church may have.

My achievements I HAVE TO complete before God takes me home:
- Kill a filthy satanist who has been worshiping Satan and has performed demon-ish things ✓
- Helped draw pictures of filthy people Mudslimes believe in and making the public ✓
- Never wanked or seen another woman naked my whole life ✓
- Kill a witch from the Scandinavian
- Let Jesus enter my body, I want to feel him inside ✓
- Spread out holy water out all over this filthy Denmarkistan ✓
- Inhale holy water while letting Jesus enter my body ✓

My favorite verse
John 3:16: For God so loved the world that he gave his one and only Son, that whoever believes in him shall not perish but have eternal life.

[BaptistBethany]

Re: Hello dear friends, I'm an archaeologist

Dear Kasperdotant, What a wonderful introduction! Perhaps you could shed some light on how those pesky scientist lie and tell us those fossils are millions of years old - when we all know they cannot be more than 6,000 years old.


Have you been to Israel and tried to find items from when Jesus walked this earth?

[Basilissa]

Re: Hello dear friends, I'm an archaeologist

I was told to post here before starting my journey here on this lovely inspiring forum.

I'm a young lad working as a full-time archaeologist. I mostly study things such as stones types, soils and few different wood types. Lately it has come to my mind that the soil and all the rocks here in Denmark are filled with hell-looking bacteria. I took a sample of fresh soil and compared it to some from USA. Amazingly the US soil came out to be super clean and nice, it even made me feel The Lords power while touching it. BUT THE DENMARKISTAN soil looked so filthy and disgusting. EEEWW... This only proves that hell is and will always be around the filthy Europe countries.

I found Jesus a couple weeks ago and I will forever be thankful for giving me help in my life. I still live in this maggot-smelling-super-viking-rapist country and will most likely be staying here for a while. By the way I go to church "Roskilde Baptisikirke" whenever I have time. I attend in all activities the church may have.

My achievements I HAVE TO complete before God takes me home:
- Kill a filthy satanist who has been worshiping Satan and has performed demon-ish things ✓
- Helped draw pictures of filthy people Mudslimes believe in and making the public ✓
- Never wanked or seen another woman naked my whole life ✓
- Kill a witch from the Scandinavian
- Let Jesus enter my body, I want to feel him inside ✓
- Spread out holy water out all over this filthy Denmarkistan ✓
- Inhale holy water while letting Jesus enter my body ✓

My favorite verse
John 3:16: For God so loved the world that he gave his one and only Son, that whoever believes in him shall not perish but have eternal life.

Hello dear, what a lovely introduction! I love this verse that you cite, it shows Our Lord's love for those who follow Him... and anybody else (John 3:18).

So, you are a grave digger, huh? I would like to call you attention to this verse:

Psalm 7:15 He made a pit, and digged it, and is fallen into the ditch which he made.

And this one:

1 Thessalonians 4:15 For this we say unto you by the word of the Lord, that we which are alive and remain unto the coming of the Lord shall not prevent them which are asleep.

Anyway, the only archaeology worth pursuing is the one that proves the Bible to be 100% right.

[LeAtheist]

Re: Hello dear friends, I'm an archaeologist

[QUOTE=Kasperdotant;1085339]
- Inhale holy water while letting Jesus enter my body ✓

Sounds like your body is ready... huehuehuehuehue

[Attila's Wife]

Re: Hello dear friends, I'm an archaeologist

Well, you have certainly changed your tune, haven't you dear?

I found Jesus a couple weeks ago

I might just possibly have believed "within the past 24 hours", given your obscene rants only yesterday on the Denmark thread. But color me skeptical about your sincerity, sonny.

I will pray for you.
YiC
AW

[Kasperdotant]

Re: Hello dear friends, I'm an archaeologist

I hate to say but sadly I have never been to the holy land. But once the time is ready I will go and I will prove that the fancy scientists are all filled with devilish blood. If you see this is a blood sample I took from a "coworker" while doing a project of mine:


All the normal circles are perfectly fine and created by The Lord. BUT the purple stuff is a devilish infection that I think 91.23% of all scientist have. I was chocked when I found out of this and decided to never work with other scientists again.

NEVER TRUST A SCIENTIST

Praise the Lord
Praise the Lord

[LeAtheist]

Re: Hello dear friends, I'm an archaeologist

Well, you have certainly changed your tune, haven't you dear?



I might just possibly have believed "within the past 24 hours", given your obscene rants only yesterday on the Denmark thread. But color me skeptical about your sincerity, sonny.

I will pray for you.
YiC
AW

Do you have a vagina?

[Basilissa]

Re: Hello dear friends, I'm an archaeologist

I hate to say but sadly I have never been to the holy land. But once the time is ready I will go and I will prove that the fancy scientists are all filled with devilish blood. If you see this is a blood sample I took from a "coworker" while doing a project of mine:

All the normal circles are perfectly fine and created by The Lord. BUT the purple stuff is a devilish infection that I think 91.23% of all scientist have. I was chocked when I found out of this and decided to never work with other scientists again.

NEVER TRUST A SCIENTIST

Praise the Lord
Praise the Lord

I'm confused now. What kind of an archaeology project would involve taking blood samples? Be honest, sweetie: are you really an archaeologist or rather a biologist?

[Elmer G. White]

Re: Hello dear friends, I'm an archaeologist

Hello and a cautions (very) welcome to you, Ms. Kasperdotant.

I must share Mrs. Attila's misgivins due to the tantrum a person with the same name had on the thread mentioned by the True Christian Mrs. Attila.

However, I am sure you must have good Biblical explanations to these outbursts (sorry, Ladies! True Christian Mr. Alban had a lot of work moderating that thread but not quite succesfully):


Yesterday, Denmark Thread #3718 by Kasperdotnant: "You ignorant blind stupids... God hates people who make up shit and insult others. You are going to hell a long with your shitty unholy USA."

And our previous communication to one another was as follows (#3720 by Kasperdotant): "You better *another gaysexual fantasy removed* . With holy words I prove you wrong:
My name is from my real name Kasper + dot.net remade to dot.anti = kasperdotant. Have fun praying, it won't change the fact that you are going directly to hell. Burn you sick rat."


I am certainly prepared to admit having rodentlike qualities and I am sure we can begin anew if your present more pleasant form of communicating is not a facade.


Previously, you also identified yourself as being islamic (#3727 by Kasperdotant): "I would love to see proof of all this nonsense bull-crap you insane maniacs come up with. I love *** potty language *** on the bible every day all week long 365 days a year [there were vulgar words on defecation here originally]. Allah will not forgive you... You have reached the point of no return."


I believe an explanation is required to ensure that LBC did not allow a Quisling to enter. However, I am sure that True Christians are capable of forgiveness (but also judgment) depending on your further forthcomings.


1 Kings 8:50And forgive thy people that have sinned against thee, and all their transgressions wherein they have transgressed against thee, and give them compassion before them who carried them captive, that they may have compassion on them.


Looking forward to hearing your thoughts on this and other issues in the future.

Yours in Christ,

Elmer

[Kasperdotant]

Re: Hello dear friends, I'm an archaeologist

Ohh dearest friend.

To become an archaeologist you must first study and attend projects that include biology. This project was done by me and a fellow mate back in 2011 at a university in Copenhagen(Filthy filled hole with Satan worshiping scums).

[Kasperdotant]

Re: Hello dear friends, I'm an archaeologist

Hello and a cautions (very) welcome to you, Ms. Kasperdotant.

I must share Mrs. Attila's misgivins due to the tantrum a person with the same name had on the thread mentioned by the True Christian Mrs. Attila.

However, I am sure you must have good Biblical explanations to these outbursts (sorry, Ladies! True Christian Mr. Alban had a lot of work moderating that thread but not quite succesfully):


Yesterday, Denmark Thread #3718 by Kasperdotnant: "You ignorant blind stupids... God hates people who make up shit and insult others. You are going to hell a long with your shitty unholy USA."

And our previous communication to one another was as follows (#3720 by Kasperdotant): "You better *another gaysexual fantasy removed* . With holy words I prove you wrong:
My name is from my real name Kasper + dot.net remade to dot.anti = kasperdotant. Have fun praying, it won't change the fact that you are going directly to hell. Burn you sick rat."


I am certainly prepared to admit having rodentlike qualities and I am sure we can begin anew if your present more pleasant form of communicating is not a facade.


Previously, you also identified yourself as being islamic (#3727 by Kasperdotant): "I would love to see proof of all this nonsense bull-crap you insane maniacs come up with. I love *** potty language *** on the bible every day all week long 365 days a year [there were vulgar words on defecation here originally]. Allah will not forgive you... You have reached the point of no return."


I believe an explanation is required to ensure that LBC did not allow a Quisling to enter. However, I am sure that True Christians are capable of forgiveness (but also judgment) depending on your further forthcomings.


1 Kings 8:50And forgive thy people that have sinned against thee, and all their transgressions wherein they have transgressed against thee, and give them compassion before them who carried them captive, that they may have compassion on them.


Looking forward to hearing your thoughts on this and other issues in the future.

Yours in Christ,

Elmer

Well, I got really frustrated by all the false accusations the old man came up with. Half of what he said was not true since I live in Denmarkistan. Sorry if I acted all stupid... I hope Jesus can forgive me and that I can keep on enjoying this wonderful forum and all the nice people here.

[Basilissa]

Re: Hello dear friends, I'm an archaeologist

Ohh dearest friend.

To become an archaeologist you must first study and attend projects that include biology. This project was done by me and a fellow mate back in 2011 at a university in Copenhagen(Filthy filled hole with Satan worshiping scums).

That's odd, but then again, I'm not familiar with your primitive education system.

Well, I got really frustrated by all the false accusations the old man came up with. Half of what he said was not true since I live in Denmarkistan.

Sweetie pie, True Christians(tm) don't make false accusations.

Sorry if I acted all stupid... I hope Jesus can forgive me and that I can keep on enjoying this wonderful forum and all the nice people here.

It's awesome that you are trying! God bless your soul!

[Attila's Wife]

Re: Hello dear friends, I'm an archaeologist

Sorry if I acted all stupid... I hope Jesus can forgive me and that I can keep on enjoying this wonderful forum and all the nice people here.

A sincere apology is always welcome.

Re your list of ambitions, in particular this one:

Spread out holy water out all over this filthy Denmarkistan

I think your dreadful country is mostly surrounded by water (as is mine), so we can safely leave that to to deal with in His own good time.

YiC
AW

[Kasperdotant]

Re: Hello dear friends, I'm an archaeologist

Thank you God for blessing me much more than I deserve.

[Elmer G. White]

Re: Hello dear friends, I'm an archaeologist

Dear Ms. Kasperdotant,

LBC can offer you spiritual rebirth and your remorse is most welcome.

What is your current position regarding Christianity (Glory to Jesus) and islamisticism? Has it changed since yesterday?

Words and how we use them are important. John 1:1-2.

Still praying for you.

Yours,

Elmer