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  • #31
    Re: Hello dear friends, I'm an archaeologist

    Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
    This silly claim has been thoroughly debunked by the LORD Himself in the King James Bible.

    What do you mean the Lord debunked it? You did it, you silly skank.

    You can also read *** PROPAGANDA REMOVED ***
    Last edited by Mary Etheldreda; 05-01-2014, 03:52 PM. Reason: more papist propaganda

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    • #32
      Re: Hello dear friends, I'm an archaeologist

      Originally posted by Kasperdotant View Post
      The whole day I have been reading the bible and praying to god. You think I still have hope? I really find it hard with my previous side. How can I be cleansed? Any tips or tricks you can share with me???
      When you registered and read the rules and expectations, you were invited to create an introduction. You should have noted a conveniently placed thread called How Do I get Saved? A Guide for the Lost! right at the top of the Introduction forum. I encourage you to go read that now.

      Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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      • #33
        Re: Hello dear friends, I'm an archaeologist

        Originally posted by Kasperdotant View Post
        The whole day I have been reading the bible and praying to god. You think I still have hope? I really find it hard with my previous side. How can I be cleansed? Any tips or tricks you can share with me???


        Far be it for me to speak for Him, but I have always assumed God likes correct capitalisation. Why would He have created capitals if he didn't want us to use them, after all.


        I notice you capitalise the start of sentences and "I".

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        • #34
          Re: Hello dear friends, I'm an archaeologist

          Originally posted by LeAtheist View Post
          What do you mean the Lord debunked it? You did it, you silly skank.

          You can also read this
          I think we have a stupid person here. Someone should consider giving him a spanking, just saying...

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          • #35
            Re: Hello dear friends, I'm an archaeologist

            Originally posted by James Ashton View Post
            Far be it for me to speak for Him, but I have always assumed God likes correct capitalisation. Why would He have created capitals if he didn't want us to use them, after all.


            I notice you capitalise the start of sentences and "I".
            I am sincerely sorry, in my haste I did not realize. Prais The Lord

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            • #36
              Re: Hello dear friends, I'm an archaeologist

              Originally posted by James Ashton View Post
              Far be it for me to speak for Him, but I have always assumed God likes correct capitalisation. Why would He have created capitals if he didn't want us to use them, after all.


              I notice you capitalise the start of sentences and "I".
              I noticed your name is James ASHton. Are you already destined to burn in hell, as your name suggests?

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              • #37
                Re: Hello dear friends, I'm an archaeologist

                Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
                This silly claim has been thoroughly debunked by the LORD Himself in the King James Bible.

                I agree,may I ask you a question, why did you infraction me for my comment to LeAtheist?
                Jude 1:17 But, beloved, remember ye the words which were spoken before of the apostles of our Lord Jesus Christ;
                1:18 How that they told you there should be mockers in the last time, who should walk after their own ungodly lusts.
                1:19 These be they who separate themselves, sensual, having not the Spirit.

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                • #38
                  Re: Hello dear friends, I'm an archaeologist

                  Originally posted by curtisg View Post
                  I agree,may I ask you a question, why did you infraction me for my comment to LeAtheist?
                  In response to the following exchange:

                  Originally posted by Alvin Moss View Post
                  I believe your thoughts are filled with chaos, fellow. You know not the peace of the Lord God. Just yesterday, you were claiming that the Lord hates Americans. Now, you are a Christian. I feel you are not being honest. I feel that you are likely a member of the cult of science.

                  Did Al Gore send you here?
                  Originally posted by LeAtheist View Post
                  How do we know you're not Al Gore in disguise?!
                  Originally posted by curtisg View Post
                  Or Obama?
                  Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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                  • #39
                    Re: Hello dear friends, I'm an archaeologist

                    Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
                    In response to the following exchange:
                    I'm sorry if that was taken wrong, I thought he was agreeing with Alvin Moss, and I was adding to what Mr. Moss said. not trying to insult Alvin Moss.
                    Jude 1:17 But, beloved, remember ye the words which were spoken before of the apostles of our Lord Jesus Christ;
                    1:18 How that they told you there should be mockers in the last time, who should walk after their own ungodly lusts.
                    1:19 These be they who separate themselves, sensual, having not the Spirit.

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                    • #40
                      Re: Hello dear friends, I'm an archaeologist

                      Originally posted by curtisg View Post
                      I'm sorry if that was taken wrong, I thought he was agreeing with Alvin Moss, and I was adding to what Mr. Moss said. not trying to insult Alvin Moss.
                      Let me pray on it...
                      Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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                      • #41
                        Re: Hello dear friends, I'm an archaeologist

                        Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
                        Let me pray on it...
                        Yes Ma'am
                        Jude 1:17 But, beloved, remember ye the words which were spoken before of the apostles of our Lord Jesus Christ;
                        1:18 How that they told you there should be mockers in the last time, who should walk after their own ungodly lusts.
                        1:19 These be they who separate themselves, sensual, having not the Spirit.

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                        • #42
                          Re: Hello dear friends, I'm an archaeologist

                          Casper, it looks like the others think there is hope for you but I am having a great deal of trouble getting over the fact that you are an archeologist. We're not ignorant of the 'ways of the world' here and it is pretty obvious to this Christian what goes on when you are out on a so-called dig. I picture you and another male kneeling down in the dirt with your little pick hammers and of course those gay little brushes. You are pretending to look for ancient six thousand year old fossils when your eyes meet, then possibly a quick smooch, then a quick glance around to see if anybody is looking, and it's Brokeback mountain on the dig once again!

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