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  • #16
    Re: Hello dear friends, I'm an archaeologist

    Originally posted by Elmer G. White View Post
    Dear Ms. Kasperdotant,

    LBC can offer you spiritual rebirth and your remorse is most welcome.

    What is your current position regarding Christianity (Glory to Jesus) and islamisticism? Has it changed since yesterday?

    Words and how we use them are important. John 1:1-2.

    Still praying for you.

    Yours,

    Elmer
    Thanks a lot I am in fact a man since my nickname is KASPERdotant. Well as to your concern about my current relation to "islamisticism" I can assure you I do not worship untrue things that have no real proof. The BIBLE is real and has been proven so by scientists.

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    • #17
      Re: Hello dear friends, I'm an archaeologist

      Originally posted by Basilissa View Post
      Hello dear, what a lovely introduction! I love this verse that you cite, it shows Our Lord's love for those who follow Him... and anybody else (John 3:18).

      So, you are a grave digger, huh? I would like to call you attention to this verse:

      Psalm 7:15 He made a pit, and digged it, and is fallen into the ditch which he made.

      And this one:

      1 Thessalonians 4:15 For this we say unto you by the word of the Lord, that we which are alive and remain unto the coming of the Lord shall not prevent them which are asleep.

      Anyway, the only archaeology worth pursuing is the one that proves the Bible to be 100% right.
      I do not dig graves I only receive samples. I sit in a lab basically

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      • #18
        Re: Hello dear friends, I'm an archaeologist

        I have a question, what's the news on Noah's Ark being in Turkey?
        Jude 1:17 But, beloved, remember ye the words which were spoken before of the apostles of our Lord Jesus Christ;
        1:18 How that they told you there should be mockers in the last time, who should walk after their own ungodly lusts.
        1:19 These be they who separate themselves, sensual, having not the Spirit.

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        • #19
          Re: Hello dear friends, I'm an archaeologist

          Originally posted by curtisg View Post
          I have a question, what's the news on Noah's Ark being in Turkey?
          Actually, that is a very good question.

          Originally posted by Kasperdotant View Post
          I do not dig graves I only receive samples. I sit in a lab basically
          What types of samples do you work on? How does you sitting in the lab help to prove that the Holy Bible is 100% accurate?
          God created fossils to test our faith.

          * * *

          My favorite LBC sermons:
          True Christians are Perfect!
          True Christian™ Love.
          Salvation™ made Easy!
          You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
          Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
          Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
           Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
          Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
          The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
          Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
          God HATES Rational Thinking!
          True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.

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          • #20
            Re: Hello dear friends, I'm an archaeologist

            I believe your thoughts are filled with chaos, fellow. You know not the peace of the Lord God. Just yesterday, you were claiming that the Lord hates Americans. Now, you are a Christian. I feel you are not being honest. I feel that you are likely a member of the cult of science.

            Did Al Gore send you here?
            God judgeth the righteous, And God is angry with the wicked every day- Psalm 7:11

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            • #21
              Re: Hello dear friends, I'm an archaeologist

              Originally posted by Alvin Moss View Post
              I believe your thoughts are filled with chaos, fellow. You know not the peace of the Lord God. Just yesterday, you were claiming that the Lord hates Americans. Now, you are a Christian. I feel you are not being honest. I feel that you are likely a member of the cult of science.

              Did Al Gore send you here?
              Maybe Obama sent him.
              Jude 1:17 But, beloved, remember ye the words which were spoken before of the apostles of our Lord Jesus Christ;
              1:18 How that they told you there should be mockers in the last time, who should walk after their own ungodly lusts.
              1:19 These be they who separate themselves, sensual, having not the Spirit.

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              • #22
                Re: Hello dear friends, I'm an archaeologist

                This one is beyond me to unravel... I trust True Christians will find out if this person is sincere. I still hope that it was JESUS who placed the desire in his heart to come to LBC and that his previous vile language was a sign of him struggling to overcome ...

                Yours,

                Elmer

                PS: Sorry I referred to you with the female pronoun. I made a hasty assumption (too hasty) that only a possessed nincompoop woman could have had such a tantrum you exhibited in the Denmarkian thread (Proverbs 21:19). My sincerest apologies.
                2 Kings 18:25 - Am I now come up without the LORD against this place to destroy it? The LORD said to me, Go up against this land, and destroy it.



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                • #23
                  Re: Hello dear friends, I'm an archaeologist

                  Originally posted by Alvin Moss View Post
                  I believe your thoughts are filled with chaos, fellow. You know not the peace of the Lord God. Just yesterday, you were claiming that the Lord hates Americans. Now, you are a Christian. I feel you are not being honest. I feel that you are likely a member of the cult of science.

                  Did Al Gore send you here?
                  How do we know you're not Al Gore in disguise?!

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                  • #24
                    Re: Hello dear friends, I'm an archaeologist

                    Hello Casper, I hate to be the one to break the bad news to you but Jesus loathes archeologists with all their satanic ideas. You won't think it's so amusing when Jesus throws you and your fancy archeological diploma, your computer, keyboard, monitor and mouse straight into the pits of hell. With that said, welcome to our forum, we hope you find Jesus and repent of both your sodomy and archeology before the Rapture!

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                    • #25
                      Re: Hello dear friends, I'm an archaeologist

                      Originally posted by LeAtheist View Post
                      How do we know you're not Al Gore in disguise?!
                      Or Obama?
                      Jude 1:17 But, beloved, remember ye the words which were spoken before of the apostles of our Lord Jesus Christ;
                      1:18 How that they told you there should be mockers in the last time, who should walk after their own ungodly lusts.
                      1:19 These be they who separate themselves, sensual, having not the Spirit.

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                      • #26
                        Re: Hello dear friends, I'm an archaeologist

                        Originally posted by curtisg View Post
                        Or Obama?
                        Obama is the black Jesus

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                        • #27
                          Re: Hello dear friends, I'm an archaeologist

                          Originally posted by LeAtheist View Post
                          Obama is the black Jesus
                          There is no "black Jesus," dear.

                          Are you here just to stir up trouble? We're not interested in your foolishness. We gather together to praise and glorify the LORD, and illustrate His wondrous works throughout the world. We're not interested in the opinions of the unsaved.
                          Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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                          • #28
                            Re: Hello dear friends, I'm an archaeologist

                            Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
                            There is no "black Jesus," dear.

                            Are you here just to stir up trouble? We're not interested in your foolishness. We gather together to praise and glorify the LORD, and illustrate His wondrous works throughout the world. We're not interested in the opinions of the unsaved.
                            Jesus was both black, and a jew.

                            You should read ***ATHEIST PROPAGANDA REMOVED*** article
                            Last edited by Mary Etheldreda; 05-01-2014, 03:37 PM. Reason: Please don't spam God's Favorite Forum with your propaganda

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                            • #29
                              Re: Hello dear friends, I'm an archaeologist

                              Originally posted by LeAtheist View Post
                              Jesus was both black, and a jew.

                              You should read ***ATHEIST PROPAGANDA REMOVED*** article
                              This silly claim has been thoroughly debunked by the LORD Himself in the King James Bible.

                              Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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                              • #30
                                Re: Hello dear friends, I'm an archaeologist

                                The whole day I have been reading the bible and praying to god. You think I still have hope? I really find it hard with my previous side. How can I be cleansed? Any tips or tricks you can share with me???

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