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  • Joseph Charity
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    Under Investigation
    • Apr 2014
    • 1
    #1

    Devout Christian Looking For Support

    It's a pleasure to meet all of you, and a relief to be speaking to True Christians. My home country of New Zealand has been overrun by Satan and the country is controlled by godless fag enablers and child molesters.

    Gay marriage, interracial marriage and abortions are treated as normal events. It is very difficult to live amongst such morally empty people, so I have come looking for True Christians to speak to about Jesus.

    I hope that I can learn insights into the Bible from more experienced Christians so I can convince the godless athiests away from the paedophilia and adultery that they are so used to in an attempt to save their children from their filthy sins. ( I couldn't care less if they themselves burned for eternity in hell)

    Thank you for your support. I have a lot to learn, being someone who has newly discovered Jesus but I believe that in time, I will develop the personal relationship with God I have always longed for.
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    • Mary Etheldreda
      Gushing for Jesus
       
      • Sep 2011
      • 23775
      #2
      Re: Devout Christian Looking For Support

      Welcome to our forums! Tell us what church you go to, which Bible verse speaks most profoundly to your servant's heart, and how you came to know !

      Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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        • Alvin Moss
          Serving Jesus
          True Christian™
          • Aug 2013
          • 4468
          #3
          Re: Devout Christian Looking For Support

          Welcome then, Brother.

          Tell us of your travails. Have you suffered for the Lord, as Jesus did for Christians?
          God judgeth the righteous, And God is angry with the wicked every day- Psalm 7:11

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            • Witch Hammer
              True Christian™
              True Christian™
              • Sep 2006
              • 1717
              #4
              Re: Devout Christian Looking For Support

              Originally posted by Joseph Charity View Post
              It's a pleasure to meet all of you, and a relief to be speaking to True Christians. My home country of New Zealand has been overrun by Satan and the country is controlled by godless fag enablers and child molesters.

              Gay marriage, interracial marriage and abortions are treated as normal events. It is very difficult to live amongst such morally empty people, so I have come looking for True Christians to speak to about Jesus.

              I hope that I can learn insights into the Bible from more experienced Christians so I can convince the godless athiests away from the paedophilia and adultery that they are so used to in an attempt to save their children from their filthy sins. ( I couldn't care less if they themselves burned for eternity in hell)

              Thank you for your support. I have a lot to learn, being someone who has newly discovered Jesus but I believe that in time, I will develop the personal relationship with God I have always longed for.
              New Zealand, eh? A hesitant welcome to you, then. It's great that you've turned over a new leaf and have accepted Christ™, but I for one will not be selling you any sheep until I have more proof that you've abandoned the ways of your countrymen...

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                • Mother Of Seven
                  True Christian™ with a quiverful
                  • Jan 2014
                  • 2243
                  #5
                  Re: Devout Christian Looking For Support

                  I notice that you haven't mentioned bestiality - one of the most common sins in your country

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                    • Witch Hammer
                      True Christian™
                      True Christian™
                      • Sep 2006
                      • 1717
                      #6
                      Re: Devout Christian Looking For Support

                      Originally posted by Mother Of Seven View Post
                      I notice that you haven't mentioned bestiality - one of the most common sins in your country
                      It is suspicious, indeed. I'll be keeping my eye on this one.

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                        • Pastor Ezekiel
                          Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                           
                          • Sep 2006
                          • 78555
                          #7
                          Re: Devout Christian Looking For Support

                          Originally posted by Joseph Charity View Post
                          It's a pleasure to meet all of you, and a relief to be speaking to True Christians. My home country of New Zealand has been overrun by Satan and the country is controlled by godless fag enablers and child molesters.

                          Gay marriage, interracial marriage and abortions are treated as normal events. It is very difficult to live amongst such morally empty people, so I have come looking for True Christians to speak to about Jesus.

                          I hope that I can learn insights into the Bible from more experienced Christians so I can convince the godless athiests away from the paedophilia and adultery that they are so used to in an attempt to save their children from their filthy sins. ( I couldn't care less if they themselves burned for eternity in hell)

                          Thank you for your support. I have a lot to learn, being someone who has newly discovered Jesus but I believe that in time, I will develop the personal relationship with God I have always longed for.
                          How many sheep are you married to? How many abos do you own? What does Koala meat taste like? I've always wondered.

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                          Who Will Jesus Damn?

                          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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                            • Jedediah
                              True Christian™ Creation Scientist
                              Fisher of Men
                              True Christian™
                              • Feb 2010
                              • 6824
                              #8
                              Re: Devout Christian Looking For Support

                              Welcome, friend. My heart is filled with gladness that the has brought you here to fellowship with us. If your heart yearns for discussions about Jesus, you have come to the right place. That's pretty much all we talk about, actually - how much we love Him and how we can please Him and bring glory to His Kingdom. Outside of that, who cares? After all, do the Scriptures not tell us that whatsoever is not of faith is sin (Romans 14:23)?

                              Please tell us more about your walk with Christ. In what manner of sin and depravity did you wallow before He made His face to shine upon you? Are there any particular verses of Scripture you turn to when in need of His succor?
                              II Thessalonians 1:7-9
                              And to you who are troubled rest with us, when the Lord Jesus shall be revealed from heaven with his mighty angels,
                              In flaming fire taking vengeance on them that know not God, and that obey not the gospel of our Lord Jesus Christ:
                              Who shall be punished with everlasting destruction from the presence of the Lord, and from the glory of his power
                              The man who is being progressively sanctified will inescapably sanctify his home, school, politics, economics, science, and all things else by understanding and interpreting all things in terms of the Word of God and by bringing all things under the Dominion of Christ the King. -R.J. Rushdoony

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                                • Once was lost
                                  ...but now is found.
                                  True Christian™
                                  • Feb 2009
                                  • 490
                                  #9
                                  Re: Devout Christian Looking For Support

                                  Never did like New Zealand since they allowed that Satanic Movie,"Lord of the Rings" to be filmed there. I can't wait for the day God destroys the whole place.

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