[Freddy Osborne]

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Then wouldn't it be rational to read the KJV, learn how to please God, and not get sodomized by satan?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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I still believe in a god.

Which "god" do you believe in? And based on what?

[Fourty-two]

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Which "god" do you believe in? And based on what?

He's just a god, who simply cares about people with spiritual faith. It's based on a more loving and emotional worldview than your path to spirituality.

I don't like to force beliefs because that's annoying and <<<profanity removed>>>ish.

[see_the_light]

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Then what is the answer?

KJV 1611

Either you lacked the time to browse the forum or you found it hard to understand our habit of continually stating and repeating the very very obvious.

PRAISE THE LORD!

[Fourty-two]

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KJV 1611

Either you lacked the time to browse the forum or you found it hard to understand our habit of continually stating and repeating the very very obvious.

PRAISE THE LORD!

I'm not a Biblical Literalist, and I sure as hell ain't no Young Earth Creationist.

I don't know why this is a fundie forum, but it is.

[see_the_light]

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He's just a god, who simply cares about people with spiritual faith. It's based on a more loving and emotional worldview than your path to spirituality.

I don't like to force beliefs because that's annoying and assholish.

Nobody is forcing anything, we proclaim what GOD unerringly stated.

It's for you to follow GOD's law (, or burn in hell).

You don't get to choose, you don't get to paint "a god" you'd prefer, there is but GOD and he's no LIEberal cartoon.

Nahum 1:2

God is jealous, and the Lord revengeth;
The Lord revengeth, and is furious;
The Lord will take vengeance on his adversaries,
And he reserveth wrath for his enemies.

Read the KJV, GOD has always been like this and you've been too wrapped up in yourself to notice.

PRAY TO JESUS!

[Fourty-two]

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You don't get to choose, you don't get to paint "a god" you'd prefer, there is but GOD and he's no LIEberal cartoon.

But would you really think I'd want to serve under a condescending conservative "god"?

Is everything absolute? No, time is freaking relative.

[Elmer G. White]

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Hello, I am Fourty-two.

I picked that username because it represents "Life, the Universe, and Everything".

Anyway, how is this right-wing paradise doing? Pretty well, I hope.

My greetings, 42.

I can see that you are a Douglas Adams fan. OK with that.

I think that another character of his, the detective Dirk Gently, reflects very well your situation here in the LBC Forum. Let's see:

"... A few turnings later and I was thoroughly lost. There is a school of thought which says that you should consult a map on these occasions, but to such people I merely say, 'Ha! What if you have no map to consult? What if you have a map but it's of the Dordogne?' My own strategy is to find a car, or the nearest equivalent, which looks as if it knows where it is going and follow it. I rarely end up where I was intending to go, but often I end up somewhere that I needed to be. So what do you say to that?" (Adams, The Ling Dark Tea-time of the Soul, p. 153)

I can see you on that car and the True Christians as the one you're about to start following. And you might end up WHERE YOU NEEDED TO BE. You don't have the map but it is here and available for you, the KJV. Matthew 18:11.

Thus, a cautious welcome! When you think about it, maybe, just maybe the LORD led you to introduce yourself here.

Yours in Christ,

Elmer

[Freddy Osborne]

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No, time is freaking relative.

Hardly. That is secular propaganda. I ran a charity 10k a couple of weeks ago to raise money for gaysexual reorientation. According to the official race clock I finished in 45 minutes and 30 seconds per the official race clock.

I looked at my own watch for verification, and I finished exactly 45 minutes and 30 seconds after I started.

I also checked the internet site for the official results. Guess what? 45 min and 30 seconds... Nothing relative about that.

I will tell you what is relative- HEAT. As in the heat from will light a Godmocker up in relatively no time.

Revelation 20:15 And whosoever was not found written in the book of life was cast into the lake of fire.

[Fourty-two]

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Hardly. That is secular propaganda. I ran a charity 10k a couple of weeks ago to raise money for gaysexual reorientation. According to the official race clock I finished in 45 minutes and 30 seconds per the official race clock.

I looked at my own watch for verification, and I finished exactly 45 minutes and 30 seconds after I started.

I also checked the internet site for the official results. Guess what? 45 min and 30 seconds... Nothing relative about that.

I will tell you what is relative- HEAT. As in the heat from will light a Godmocker up in relatively no time.

It would make much more of a difference if you had been off the Earth or if you were traveling at high speeds (preferably close to the speed of light).

In the second case, the race would take longer than 45 minutes and 30 seconds.

And heat is kinetic energy, which sure doesn't sound relative. Perception is.

[Fourty-two]

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And heat is kinetic energy, which sure doesn't sound relative. Perception is.

Correction - Movement is kinetic energy, heat is the movement of atoms.

And it might be possible that godmockers are not heat-resistant at all.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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He's just a god, who simply cares about people with spiritual faith. It's based on a more loving and emotional worldview than your path to spirituality.

I want to know your god's name, and where he comes from. What has he created? Who created him? Does he have a book about him?

You can't just pull gods out of your ass you know.

[Fourty-two]

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You can't just pull gods out of your ass you know.

I think this forum's administration is screwed.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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I think this forum's administration is screwed.

No one cares what you think. Feel free to bugger off.

[Didymus Much]

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He's just a god, who simply cares about people with spiritual faith. It's based on a more loving and emotional worldview than your path to spirituality...

Anyone who talks about a "path to spirituality" knows they don't have the truth.

And you neglected to answer Zeke's question about the basis of your "faith". What evidence has this "god" of yours ever shown for it's existence?

It would make much more of a difference if you had been off the Earth or if you were traveling at high speeds (preferably close to the speed of light).

In the second case, the race would take longer than 45 minutes and 30 seconds.

You think that if you ran a 10k race at CLOSE TO THE SPEED OF LIGHT it would take longer than 45 minutes and 30 seconds?

10k is close enough to 6 miles; at 186,000 miles per second, would take about (6/186000) = 0.000032 seconds.