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  • Fourty-two
    Confirmed Enemy of God
    • May 2014
    • 18

    #1

    This is an introduction

    Hello, I am Fourty-two.

    I picked that username because it represents "Life, the Universe, and Everything".

    Anyway, how is this right-wing paradise doing? Pretty well, I hope.
  • undeadmens
    Unsaved trash, australian abo scum
    • Apr 2014
    • 18

    #2
    Re: This is an introduction

    Like the username nice reference




    The Hitchhikers guide to the universe
    Hosea 4:6 - My people are destroyed for lack of knowledge:

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    • Levi Jones
      Pastor of Hermeneutics and Apologetics
      Bathed in Christ's Precious Blood
      Apostle to the Cactuses, Tumbleweeds and Jackrabbits
       
      • Jul 2009
      • 13930

      #3
      Re: This is an introduction

      Originally posted by undeadmens View Post
      Like the username nice reference




      The Hitchhikers guide to the universe
      I thought it was a reference to a domino game played in South Texas.

      Anyway, Mister 42. Things are great as usual for us. They'll be a lot greater once we can get godly politicians back in the presidency like Ted Cruz.

      I take it by the metaphysical crap you are spewing you are not a Christian?
      Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.

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      • Fourty-two
        Confirmed Enemy of God
        • May 2014
        • 18

        #4
        Re: This is an introduction

        Originally posted by Levi Jones View Post
        I take it by the metaphysical crap you are spewing you are not a Christian?
        Nope, but I'm open to religion.

        If it's Young Earth Creationism (look it up), then hell no.

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        • Cranky Old Man
          Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
          You kids get off his lawn!
           
          • Jan 2010
          • 22379

          #5
          Re: This is an introduction

          This is a reply.
          5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
          To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
          James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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          • Fourty-two
            Confirmed Enemy of God
            • May 2014
            • 18

            #6
            Re: This is an introduction

            Originally posted by Cranky Old Man View Post
            This is a reply.
            This is a reply to a reply.

            Yo dawg I heard you like replies so I put a reply in a reply so you can post while posting!

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            • Basilissa
              South of the Border outreach program
              True Christian™
               
              • Mar 2013
              • 12993

              #7
              Re: This is an introduction

              Originally posted by Fourty-two View Post
              This is a reply to a reply.

              Yo dawg I heard you like replies so I put a reply in a reply so you can post while posting!
              I'm getting a headache. Can somebody tell this newbie to post a proper introduction, following the rules which are clearly spelled out on the top of this page?
              God created fossils to test our faith.

              * * *

              My favorite LBC sermons:
              True Christians are Perfect!
              True Christian™ Love.
              Salvation™ made Easy!
              You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
              Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
              Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
              Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
              Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
              The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
              Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
              God HATES Rational Thinking!
              True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.

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              • Fourty-two
                Confirmed Enemy of God
                • May 2014
                • 18

                #8
                Re: This is an introduction

                Originally posted by Basilissa View Post
                I'm getting a headache. Can somebody tell this newbie to post a proper introduction, following the rules which are clearly spelled out on the top of this page?

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                • Morton Weinstein
                  Repenting jooboy
                  Forum Member
                  • May 2014
                  • 107

                  #9
                  Re: This is an introduction

                  The way to spell out the number 42 is forty-two. There is no "u" in the word. If you are going to come here, at least have the decency to introduce yourself properly. If you don't intend to stick around, why join?

                  And if you do intend to stick around - having read some of the other introductions and threads here - I would follow the rules.

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                  • Fourty-two
                    Confirmed Enemy of God
                    • May 2014
                    • 18

                    #10
                    Re: This is an introduction

                    Originally posted by Morton Weinstein View Post
                    The way to spell out the number 42 is forty-two. There is no "u" in the word. If you are going to come here, at least have the decency to introduce yourself properly. If you don't intend to stick around, why join?

                    And if you do intend to stick around - having read some of the other introductions and threads here - I would follow the rules.
                    Ugh, alright.

                    I don't go to a church (sadly), and am not well read in the Bible.

                    And I just want the light to purify me.

                    It's honest, but you didn't want to hear it.

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                    • A Follower
                      True Christian™
                      True Christian™
                      • Jan 2010
                      • 872

                      #11
                      Re: This is an introduction

                      Originally posted by Fourty-two View Post
                      Ugh, alright.

                      I don't go to a church (sadly), and am not well read in the Bible.

                      And I just want the light to purify me.

                      It's honest, but you didn't want to hear it.
                      You're quite wrong. We like honesty, we actually don't appreciate lies, God even forbids lying, that's why we'd rather not be involved in any. Don't be afraid, we're not like your agnostic friends who hate people for telling the truth. Did you know there are agnostics and atheists out there who hate us even though we never say anything but the Truth as God wrote it in the Bible? Laughable, isn't it?

                      As you are open to religion I suggest you start reading the Bible, it tells you exactly what God has done for us and what He does for us every day, in exchange for our fealty. I bet you'll be convinced by the time you've finished reading Genesis.
                      Leviticus 26:15-16
                      And if ye shall despise my statutes, or if your soul abhor my judgments, so that ye will not do all my commandments, but that ye break my covenant: I also will do this unto you; I will even appoint over you terror, consumption, and the burning ague, that shall consume the eyes, and cause sorrow of heart: and ye shall sow your seed in vain, for your enemies shall eat it.

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                      • A Follower
                        True Christian™
                        True Christian™
                        • Jan 2010
                        • 872

                        #12
                        Re: This is an introduction

                        Originally posted by Fourty-two View Post
                        Hello, I am Fourty-two.

                        I picked that username because it represents "Life, the Universe, and Everything".
                        Wait, is that the book with the talking mice and dolphins? Don't tell me you actually believe such silliness Someone who thinks dolphins can talk can't really be trusted to provide the answer to life, the universe and everything, lol. No, only God can do that!
                        Leviticus 26:15-16
                        And if ye shall despise my statutes, or if your soul abhor my judgments, so that ye will not do all my commandments, but that ye break my covenant: I also will do this unto you; I will even appoint over you terror, consumption, and the burning ague, that shall consume the eyes, and cause sorrow of heart: and ye shall sow your seed in vain, for your enemies shall eat it.

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                        • Fourty-two
                          Confirmed Enemy of God
                          • May 2014
                          • 18

                          #13
                          Re: This is an introduction

                          Originally posted by A Follower View Post
                          Wait, is that the book with the talking mice and dolphins? Don't tell me you actually believe such silliness Someone who thinks dolphins can talk can't really be trusted to provide the answer to life, the universe and everything, lol. No, only God can do that!
                          Then what is the answer?

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                          • A Follower
                            True Christian™
                            True Christian™
                            • Jan 2010
                            • 872

                            #14
                            Re: This is an introduction

                            Originally posted by Fourty-two View Post
                            Then what is the answer?
                            An answer as simple as provided in your atheistic dogma is so simple it is practically useless, which is proven by the fact that atheists have never done anything useful despite claiming to have the answer to everything. So it must be wrong too.

                            The answer from the Bible really requires you to read the entire Bible, just make sure it is the KJV you're reading to make sure you get an accurate answer.
                            Leviticus 26:15-16
                            And if ye shall despise my statutes, or if your soul abhor my judgments, so that ye will not do all my commandments, but that ye break my covenant: I also will do this unto you; I will even appoint over you terror, consumption, and the burning ague, that shall consume the eyes, and cause sorrow of heart: and ye shall sow your seed in vain, for your enemies shall eat it.

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                            • Fourty-two
                              Confirmed Enemy of God
                              • May 2014
                              • 18

                              #15
                              Re: This is an introduction

                              Originally posted by A Follower View Post
                              An answer as simple as provided in your atheistic dogma is so simple it is practically useless, which is proven by the fact that atheists have never done anything useful despite claiming to have the answer to everything. So it must be wrong too.

                              The answer from the Bible really requires you to read the entire Bible, just make sure it is the KJV you're reading to make sure you get an accurate answer.
                              I'm not an atheist just because I'm 'spiritual' and I'm left of center politically.

                              Atheists praise rationalism.

                              I still believe in a god.

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