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  • Carolyn the troll
    Confirmed Enemy of God
    BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
    • May 2014
    • 5
    #1

    Hi!

    My name is Carolyn. I'm nearly eighteen and happily married. My husband's name is Jake. I am praying hard for a lovely child. Keep us both in your prayers. My favorite Bible verse is Ephesians 5:22. I've been a Christian since I was nine. Hope we can all be friends!
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    • Cranky Old Man
      Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
      You kids get off his lawn!
       
      • Jan 2010
      • 22379
      #2
      Re: Hi!

      Welcome to God's favorite forum! What did you do before you became 9?
      5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
      To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
      James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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        • Carolyn the troll
          Confirmed Enemy of God
          BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
          • May 2014
          • 5
          #3
          Re: Hi!

          Originally posted by Cranky Old Man View Post
          Welcome to God's favorite forum! What did you do before you became 9?
          Well, I was just kind of trying to see what religion was really right. So I chose Baptist. Oh! And thank you for the welcome!

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            • Pastor Ezekiel
              Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
               
              • Sep 2006
              • 78556
              #4
              Re: Hi!

              When do you get to the part about hating us because we follow the ENTIRE Holy Bible, not just the fluffy parts?
              Who Will Jesus Damn?

              Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

              Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

              Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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