I prayed away the gay!

[BaptistBethany]

Re: I prayed away the gay!

I was not aware of this miraculous spray, glory be!

This product may have saved my callous knees from a great deal of kneeling in prayer for extended periods of time, every time the homo demons began to stir my loins. Where can I get some of this spray (just in case the demons try to return)

William, I just saw this ad today for the first time. Not sure where this product can be purchased. Maybe our Pastor will order a supply for the Landover Baptist Gift shop.

[William Taester]

Re: I prayed away the gay!

I was baptized in the name of the Father, the Son, and the Holy Spirit in the San Francisco bay by a recovered gay who is now a successful heterosexual and evangelist.

[Mother Of Seven]

Re: I prayed away the gay!

The truth is that I have yet to find a home church.

Well, where were you baptised?

[William Taester]

Re: I prayed away the gay!

I was not aware of this miraculous spray, glory be!

This product may have saved my callous knees from a great deal of kneeling in prayer for extended periods of time, every time the homo demons began to stir my loins. Where can I get some of this spray (just in case the demons try to return)

[BaptistBethany]

Re: I prayed away the gay!

William, I just want to make sure I have this right. Did you pray the gay away or spray the gay away?

[William Taester]

Re: I prayed away the gay!

The truth is that I have yet to find a home church.

I have been truly inspired by 1 Corinthians 6:11.


And such were some of you: but ye are washed, but ye are sanctified, but ye are justified in the name of the Lord Jesus, and by the Spirit of our God.

[Mother Of Seven]

Re: I prayed away the gay!

A cautious welcome. What church do you attend, and what is your favourite verse from the Bible?

[William Taester]

Praise be, glory hallelujah!

The good Lord called me out of the depths of the abominable homo-gay lifestyle. (It was a horrible decision I made at a young age, but praise God Almighty, I have seen the light.)

I have confessed my sin, and received the salvation that can only come from the redeeming life-blood shed upon the cross . I was baptized recently and I just praise the heck out of the Holy Ghost for leading me here to the one true church.

So happy to be in the light, and armed with my patent leather KJV, I will now dedicate my new life to explaining the hell bound nature of sin to other sissy boys and win their souls over to the kingdom.