My Intro

[lilnikkitta]

Hello everyone... I am a bit speechless after reading many things here. I am a Christian, I do not care what others may think about my faith. However, I am so confused, is this really for real or just a big joke like Reno 911. If it is, it is very believable almost to the point of al qaeda and terrorism.

[Marko Loimaan-Aho]

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Hi

Your posts makes me wonder, is your husband a real believing christian?
I would not let my wife write that kind of abracadabra on this forum.

[lilnikkitta]

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I am not married, and do not need a husband to think.

[disgusting filthy dirty hippie (Quarantined)]

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I wondered the same thing when I first joined....

But it is apparently not. Just wait until you get to see the delusion abound in this site. I myself am sexist, racist, homophobic, and an all-in-all hater of people differnt to me.

P.S. I'm inordinately proud of my user name.

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

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Dear friend:

As you will see when you read more of this board, we back up our statements with Scripture, quoted accurately and in its proper context. Why would we do this if we were joking? Wouldn't we try to misquote the Bible to make it funny instead of treating it with all of the reverence that it deserves?

[Dr Laurence Niles]

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Hello everyone... I am a bit speechless after reading many things here. I am a Christian, I do not care what others may think about my faith. However, I am so confused, is this really for real or just a big joke like Reno 911. If it is, it is very believable almost to the point of al qaeda and terrorism.

Hi there, sweet cheeks. Why not mosey over to the Introduction sub forum and tells us what church you go to, what your favourite Bible verse is and when you started your walk with Christ?

YIC

[Zechariah Smyth]

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Why did you wait 3+ years to post an improper introduction?



Yours in Christ,

Z. Smyth

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

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Just wait until you get to see the delusion abound in this site.

Excuse us for following God's Word as it actually is. I guess we should do what you do, namely, exalt our own feelings as the highest moral standard and then cherry-pick bits and pieces from various religions to fit.

[disgusting filthy dirty hippie (Quarantined)]

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To Isaac, she thought this site was a joke because your views are so blatantly right-hand extremist she assumed you were making fun of those views, like Steve Colbert.

To Lawrence; this is the introduction sub-forum.

To lilnikkitta; you are living proof to these people that women does not rely on men to do anything, and that women should be treated with respect, not beaten and forced into submission.

[lilnikkitta]

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for what it matters to you, i found myself in need of being closer to my lord. For what it is worth, I have been baptized, gone to church all my life, and try to walk every day in a christian path.

For my favorite, "The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee."

[Dr Laurence Niles]

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To Isaac, she thought this site was a joke because your views are so blatantly right-hand extremist she assumed you were making fun of those views, like Steve Colbert.

To Lawrence; this is the introduction sub-forum.

To lilnikkitta; you are living proof to these people that women does not rely on men to do anything, and that women should be treated with respect, not beaten and forced into submission.

Treating women with respect is exactly what all True Christians™ do. When a True Christian™ woman bakes a delicious pie I'm the first one to tell her "well done".

What planet do you live on?

YIC

[lilnikkitta]

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When given a reason to do so, I will bake you a pie, and serve you. Till then...

[Marko Loimaan-Aho]

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To Isaac, she thought this site was a joke because your views are so blatantly right-hand extremist she assumed you were making fun of those views, like Steve Colbert.

To Lawrence; this is the introduction sub-forum.

I understand that you answer on behalf of Lilnikkitta. I assume, You are her husband.

Well done, then. You seem to understand some of the duties a true christian husband has.

[lilnikkitta]

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Others feels different than you, they must be acquainted with the other person.

Does that keep you happy in life?

It is the world against you isn't it?

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

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for what it matters to you, i found myself in need of being closer to my lord. For what it is worth, I have been baptized, gone to church all my life, and try to walk every day in a christian path.

For my favorite, "The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee."

You're evidently not trying very hard to walk every day in a Christian path if you try to pass off a line from Pulp Fiction as though it were from the Bible. If anyone is here to mock Christianity, the evidence suggests that it's you.