[Pastor Ed Lowman]

Re: My Intro

Hello everyone... I am a bit speechless after reading many things here. I am a Christian, I do not care what others may think about my faith. However, I am so confused, is this really for real or just a big joke like Reno 911. If it is, it is very believable almost to the point of al qaeda and terrorism.

Well, I can tell you that this introduction of yours is a joke. You didn't answer ANY of the questions we asked...

Attention Unsaved Trash: This the ONLY subforum you can start threads in. Here is where you introduce yourself. Tell us what church you go to and what your favorite Bible verse is and how you came to find Jesus.

It's not rocket science!

Pastor Ed

[lilnikkitta]

Re: My Intro

Hi sweetie. I just have one question for you, are you related to Nikita Sergeyevich Khrushchev? If so, I hope you did not inherit her looks, because that was a really ugly lesbian.

Also, I will allow myself to repeat Brother Zechariah's question:

I already answered that questions.

[Basilissa]

Re: My Intro

Hello everyone... I am a bit speechless after reading many things here. I am a Christian, I do not care what others may think about my faith. However, I am so confused, is this really for real or just a big joke like Reno 911. If it is, it is very believable almost to the point of al qaeda and terrorism.

Hi sweetie. I just have one question for you, are you related to Nikita Sergeyevich Khrushchev? If so, I hope you did not inherit her looks, because that was a really ugly lesbian.

Also, I will allow myself to repeat Brother Zechariah's question:

Why did you wait 3+ years to post an improper introduction?

[disgusting filthy dirty hippie (Quarantined)]

Re: My Intro

Nikkiti, if you have no husband are you what is known as a "lesbian"? Everybody knows that God offers lesbians to the Devil to inhabit their bodies to keep the real humans pure.

So all unmarried woman are lesbians??

When must a girl get married by your standards, when they are 13??

At least that way they have no chance to be a "lesbian," a term now supposedly interchangeable with the term, "single."

[Dr Laurence Niles]

Re: My Intro

No, i just have a mind of mine own, do you, or do you go along with hate mongers? I am sure al qaeda is recruiting now.

How can a True Christian(tm) be a hate monger?

John 4:19 We love him, because he first loved us.

The conditional love Jesus has for us is enough for all of us. You can share it too, if only you would accept Him inside of you.

YIC

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: My Intro

Hello everyone... I am a bit speechless after reading many things here.

You joined our forum Feb 2011. Did you spend 3 years being speechless?

You could become a decent Christian wife this way. Silence is an excellent quality for a woman. Feel free to take another 3 years before you respond to this.

1 Timothy 2:12
King James Version (KJV)

12 But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence.

[lilnikkitta]

Re: My Intro

No, i just have a mind of mine own, do you, or do you go along with hate mongers? I am sure al qaeda is recruiting now.

[Marko Loimaan-Aho]

Re: My Intro

Maybe they can add a robot that will just agree with everything everyone says. Would that be a perfect world for you? Just a bunch of robots that agree with you?

You have understood wrong.

We do our best to agree with GOD and his HOLY BIBLE.

If it makes you feel uncomfortable - well, that makes me sad, because Christ and all Christians would be happy if also You could understand HIS TRUTH

[Dr Laurence Niles]

Re: My Intro

It is pointless, I say anything that makes anyone think, or is different from there point of view, I get an infraction. OK, you all win, I'll shut up and you will not have a point of view that may be different than yours. Maybe they can add a robot that will just agree with everything everyone says. Would that be a perfect world for you? Just a bunch of robots that agree with you?

That may not be the case. Jesus brought you here for a reason. Why not share your story about your walk with Christ? The haters will go away once they see the strength of your faith.

YIC

[lilnikkitta]

Re: My Intro

It is pointless, I say anything that makes anyone think, or is different from there point of view, I get an infraction. OK, you all win, I'll shut up and you will not have a point of view that may be different than yours. Maybe they can add a robot that will just agree with everything everyone says. Would that be a perfect world for you? Just a bunch of robots that agree with you?

[stevestones]

Re: My Intro

Nikkiti, if you have no husband are you what is known as a "lesbian"? Everybody knows that God offers lesbians to the Devil to inhabit their bodies to keep the real humans pure.

[Dr Laurence Niles]

Re: My Intro

When given a reason to do so, I will bake you a pie, and serve you. Till then...

Young lady, that is a very generous offer. Please be weary of the hippy. He has shown his true colours and is another troll here to mock God.

This is a site for decent Christians to fellowship and not to have to put up with those who seek only to ride rough shod over our most cherished beliefs

YIC

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

Re: My Intro

for what it matters to you, i found myself in need of being closer to my lord. For what it is worth, I have been baptized, gone to church all my life, and try to walk every day in a christian path.

For my favorite, "The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee."

You're evidently not trying very hard to walk every day in a Christian path if you try to pass off a line from Pulp Fiction as though it were from the Bible. If anyone is here to mock Christianity, the evidence suggests that it's you.

[lilnikkitta]

Re: My Intro

Others feels different than you, they must be acquainted with the other person.

Does that keep you happy in life?

It is the world against you isn't it?

[Marko Loimaan-Aho]

Re: My Intro

To Isaac, she thought this site was a joke because your views are so blatantly right-hand extremist she assumed you were making fun of those views, like Steve Colbert.

To Lawrence; this is the introduction sub-forum.

I understand that you answer on behalf of Lilnikkitta. I assume, You are her husband.

Well done, then. You seem to understand some of the duties a true christian husband has.