Greetings from a Catholic Priest

[Brother Mark Loman]

Re: Greetings from a Catholic Priest

Endofdays, what you are really asking is what's worse- a chimo or a lunatic..

[endofdays]

Re: Greetings from a Catholic Priest

Serious question for you guys,

I've always wondered what is worse- your typical catholic priest or a tongue talikn' Pentecostal?

[Zechariah Smyth]

Re: Greetings from a Catholic Priest

tl:dr

Why do you weirdos worship graven images in direct violation of Scripture?



Yours in Christ (NOT MARY),

Z. Smyth

[Marko Loimaan-Aho]

Re: Greetings from a Catholic Priest

Hi Mr Oleary

Greetings from another unsaved. Anyway, your introduction leaves me with mixed feelings.

It was a little bit too honest to be written by a catlick priest.

[John Creeser]

Re: Greetings from a Catholic Priest

HIDE YOUR CHILDREN GOOD FOLK OF FREEHOLD WE HAVE CATHOLIC PRIEST ON THE BOARDS!!!!


What are you doing here papist scum? Mary worshipping wafer munchers like you are NOT Christians!!

Read why here.

[Father Keith O'Leary]

Greetings, I am Father O’Leary, head of We are Blessed CatholicChurch in Elizabethtown, Kentucky.



I have been a priest for 25 years now. I spent my first 8 years inDublin, Ireland. There I would attend the Jameson Distillery almost daily, inhopes of saving drunken souls. Normally I would drink 8-10 shots myself inhopes of showing the young I was “cool” and “hip”.



I then spent two years on an African Mission. There I showed themthe use of condoms. Normally this meant placing one on my penis and havingbarely legal African girls try it out if you know what I mean. All in the nameof Jesus, though.



I won’t lie. I don’t recall the next 3 years. I was “mediating” sodeeply I blacked out for those few years. I’m pretty sure I convertedthousands, however.



I’ve spent the past 7 years preaching at We are Blessed CatholicChurch. My expertise is in “saving whores”. I preach 3-4 times a week atbrothels. Sometimes I call ads in the back of magazines and order the women, inhopes of saving them. My success rate is around 92%.