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Hello, everyone. My name is Connor. I'm from Las Vegas and am sometimes thinking why God chose that "city" to be my birthplace. Anyway, I am thirteen, my family's yet to find a church that was as good as the one we went to before, and I've yet to find a favorite verse in the Bible.
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Welcome to God's favorite forum, friend. What's with that "rock man" username? You aren't a fan of that jungle music I hope.
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Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Maybe he likes throwing rocks at people? (who doesn't?
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Maybe he lives in a stone house?
Maybe he lives under a rock?Comment
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Blessings to you, Rock. What church do you usually visit? Is your family religious?Originally posted by RockManMythos View PostPRAISE THE LORD ALMIGHTY!
Revelation 21:8
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Not alone that you're born at the bloody devil's own place there where all the honorable American disabled ones lose their house and their wifes, you're a little thirteen years old kleiner Hosenscheisser, so get home instantly.Originally posted by RockManMythos View PostComment
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Welcome then, Rock Man. The sternitude of your name is inspiring. Presumably, you stand like a rock for Jesus.Originally posted by RockManMythos View Post
What was your previous church? Why did you leave godless Las Vegas for heathen, Morman Henderson?
Give us your testimony.
God Bless!God judgeth the righteous, And God is angry with the wicked every day- Psalm 7:11Comment
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