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  • Ronald Smitherton
    Unsaved trash, fag hater
    • May 2014
    • 4

    #1

    Hello Friends.

    I go to Crossman Baptist Church in Shelby,Ohio. My favorite verse is Genesis 1:31,"And God saw every thing that he had made, and, behold, it was very good." I was raised into a christian family and always had Jesus by my side.I have a wife and 2 boys,both 4. I enjoy Swimming,Baseball,Volunteering,and Roast.
  • Mother Of Seven
    True Christian™ with a quiverful
    • Jan 2014
    • 2243

    #2
    Re: Hello Friends.

    Welcome Ronald! How refreshing it is to read the introduction of someone who can follow instructions!

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    • Zechariah Smyth
      Walking in all the commandments and ordinances of the Lord blameless.
      True Christian™
      • Feb 2011
      • 15251

      #3
      Re: Hello Friends.

      Hi Ronnie!

      Man, that Genesis 1:31 sure has been popular recently. What about it makes you want to jump up and praise Jesus?



      Yours in Christ,

      Z. Smyth
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      • Attila's Wife
        True Christian™
        True Christian™
        • Jul 2013
        • 1941

        #4
        Re: Hello Friends.

        Originally posted by Ronald Smitherton View Post
        I go to Crossman Baptist Church in Shelby,Ohio.
        I'm not familiar with that church, dear. What street is it on?
        2 Timothy 3:16

        All scripture is given by inspiration of God, and is profitable for doctrine, for reproof, for correction, for instruction in righteousness:


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        • Ronald Smitherton
          Unsaved trash, fag hater
          • May 2014
          • 4

          #5
          Re: Hello Friends.

          Originally posted by Zechariah Smyth View Post
          Hi Ronnie!

          Man, that Genesis 1:31 sure has been popular recently. What about it makes you want to jump up and praise Jesus?



          Yours in Christ,

          Z. Smyth
          What makes me want to jump about Genesis 1:31 is him creating this beautiful world for us!

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          • Ronald Smitherton
            Unsaved trash, fag hater
            • May 2014
            • 4

            #6
            Re: Hello Friends.

            Originally posted by Attila's Wife View Post
            I'm not familiar with that church, dear. What street is it on?
            It's on Wolf Dr., Adress 11245

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            • Pastor Ezekiel
              Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
               
              • Sep 2006
              • 78556

              #7
              Re: Hello Friends.

              Originally posted by Ronald Smitherton View Post
              I go to Crossman Baptist Church in Shelby,Ohio. My favorite verse is Genesis 1:31,"And God saw every thing that he had made, and, behold, it was very good." I was raised into a christian family and always had Jesus by my side.I have a wife and 2 boys,both 4. I enjoy Swimming,Baseball,Volunteering,and Roast.
              It is an odd Christian who fails to capitalize the word "Christian."

              If you'd like to find out more about Landover Baptist Church, please read THIS thread created especially for new posters.

              If you have a question, use the "search" function before posting it. Most likely it is being discussed somewhere on this Godly forum. Please don't waste God's precious bandwidth.

              You will keep a respectful tongue in your head whenever addressing your betters, which includes all True Christians™. Failure to do so, or any attempt at inciting debate or mockery of God's Divine Plan, can and will result in the suspension of your posting privileges.

              Your rights on this forum are listed HERE. If you feel that any of these rights have been violated, please don't hesitate to contact a Pastor at once.
              Who Will Jesus Damn?

              Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

              Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

              Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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              • Ronald Smitherton
                Unsaved trash, fag hater
                • May 2014
                • 4

                #8
                Re: Hello Friends.

                Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                It is an odd Christian who fails to capitalize the word "Christian."

                If you'd like to find out more about Landover Baptist Church, please read THIS thread created especially for new posters.

                If you have a question, use the "search" function before posting it. Most likely it is being discussed somewhere on this Godly forum. Please don't waste God's precious bandwidth.

                You will keep a respectful tongue in your head whenever addressing your betters, which includes all True Christians™. Failure to do so, or any attempt at inciting debate or mockery of God's Divine Plan, can and will result in the suspension of your posting privileges.

                Your rights on this forum are listed HERE. If you feel that any of these rights have been violated, please don't hesitate to contact a Pastor at once.
                I apologize,Pastor,my eyes and keyboard skills aren't what they used to be.

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                • Naomi Ruth Lamb
                  True Christian™
                  True Christian™
                  • Nov 2013
                  • 999

                  #9
                  Re: Hello Friends.

                  Originally posted by Ronald Smitherton View Post
                  I apologize,Pastor,my eyes and keyboard skills aren't what they used to be.
                  Pastor is quite forgiving, Brother Smitherton. It is what makes him so Christlike in his leadership of the Landover flock. And Pastor, like Christ, expects us to be vigilant in our walk with the Lord. This means not making silly mistakes.

                  Zeke cannot tolerate silly mistakes. Once you repeat a mistake, it is not a mistake. It is a decision. If you have made a decision for Christ, surely you understand the need to grow in Him. When you allow yourself to get deeper into Christ, you WILL grow in Him, which is a truly satisfying experience. He wants us - indeed, He craves us - for fellowship. I have found the best position to be on my knees, opening myself up to His every wish. His will is what keeps our earth from crashing into the firmament like a flat cake pan, wreaking more havoc than you can imagine.

                  I pray that you will join me on my knees right now. Feel the Lord's hand as it touches you, pulling you closer to Jesus. Allow His LOVE to enter you, and pray that it completely fills you to deeper depths in His will. Experience the joy that only results from allowing God to have His way with you. Become His as you completely receive His love until you are so full of Him that you feel you might burst! Glory! I want more and more of You, JESUS! Come in me now, filling me with the Spirit! Grant me the knowledge of Your Word so that I may share it with the unsaved! OH God! Oh GOD! OHHHH GOOOODDDDDDDDDD! GLORY! Hallelujah! Now, remain inside me, as I experience the afterglow of fellowship with You, Father!

                  Oh, Brother Smitherton, what a pleasure it has been praying with you. You shall remain in my prayers (indeed, your entire family). I welcome you to our special, Spirit-filled place on the interweb.

                  Christ be Praised,
                  NRL
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