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Hey guys, Half Indian, half Syrian living in England here.
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Psalm 14:1 The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done
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My favourite word is the words of Carl Sagan.Psalm 14:1 The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done
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Please translate into English.Yo guys, what's up?Comment
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Labeling all injuns just as Indians is bit racist, don't you think?Originally posted by EuropeanUKguy View Post
What tribe do you come from? Cherokee, Navaho, Mexican or what?Comment
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So, like a drunk terrorist?Originally posted by EuropeanUKguy View Post
Where do you go to church, boy?
Yours in Christ,
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This is quite a paradox. My favorite word is: Jesus!Originally posted by EuropeanUKguy View PostComment
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Praise God! We are happy that you came to be healed of your Indosyrianism. This condition is complicated by your current residence in Godless England. However, there is hope for those afflicted by sin and disease. (Isaiah 53:5)Originally posted by EuropeanUKguy View Post
It is terribly difficult to find a church that is not under the spell of the papists or Anglicans, but not impossible. I encourage you to seek for one using the power of the interwebs. Assuming you do not have JesOS, the best operating system in God's creation, you may find help using one of the less powerful systems and a web browser such as Startpage or Google. Use "Baptist Churches + the name of your town as a search term.
Call the pastor of the nearest one immediately and explain your need of healing and Salvation(R). Once you have accepted Christ as Savior, get baptized and then come tell us of the glorious experience. You'll have much to learn about God, so begin reading His Holy Word in the form of the 1611 King James Bible.
Glory to God, praise His Name, Hallelujah! God is so good all the time! Don't hesitate to come to Him; if you take one step toward the Lord, He'll take two steps toward you! PRAISE HIM!1 Samuel 8:13 "And he will take your daughters to be confectionaries, and to be cookes, and to be bakers."Naomi Ruth Lamb, Proprietress:
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Sorry, this is a Christian forum.Originally posted by nathankelly View Post
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!Comment
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