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  • servantforGod
    Unsaved trash
    Under Investigation
    • Jun 2014
    • 2

    #1

    my introduction

    hi, I'm really nervous but also really excited to have found this site. Thanks to the prayers of the baptist preachers at my horrible liberal college's campus I began to actually read the Holy Bible of our awesome, wonderful Lord who is so worthy of all Glory and Praise!!! I realized a part of my error was in that I had been reading all of the wrong, fake bibles by those horrible satanists, but when I picked up the KJV, intent in my atheistic mindset of attempting to prove those men wrong as they stood there with their signs, shouting that gays would go to hell and evolution is a lie... but I began to read the word of God, I knew then I was wrong, and I was unsaved trash. I ran to those men and asked for instruction on what to do because I knew I needed help right away. Now, I'm here, seeking to learn. I grew up in a fake christian home, going to a church that sees nothing wrong with gays. I decided they were wrong when I was in high school and found an evangelical church... but they had woman pastors. So then I was catholic because at least they didn't allow women to do anything, then I realized how wrong they were so I thought all religions were wrong and was an atheist. Wasting my time at college, studying computers, fighting for a mans job. I see now I belong as a wife, property to a man, raising his sons to serve the Lord God Almighty. Unfortunately... I'm in a really liberal area in NE CT. I haven't found a church that isn't full of lies, I've searched and searched and prayed and prayed and God lead me here so I can find help. Also, I can't pick a single favorite verse. The Bible is the wonderful word of God, and is to be my rule for living, and I know, perhaps because I am a woman I am on here speaking out of turn, but I'm trying to find help to serve the Lord better since I don't have any place to go, and have not had any Christian upbringing. I'm scared that because of my liberal upbringing I might read the Bible to wrong way and do something very bad. I pray this doesn't happen.
  • Elijah Mee, PhD
    True Christian™ Brainiac
    True Christian™
    • Apr 2013
    • 538

    #2
    Re: my introduction

    Originally posted by servantforGod View Post
    hi, I'm really nervous but also really excited to have found this site. Thanks to the prayers of the baptist preachers at my horrible liberal college's campus I began to actually read the Holy Bible of our awesome, wonderful Lord who is so worthy of all Glory and Praise!!! I realized a part of my error was in that I had been reading all of the wrong, fake bibles by those horrible satanists, but when I picked up the KJV, intent in my atheistic mindset of attempting to prove those men wrong as they stood there with their signs, shouting that gays would go to hell and evolution is a lie... but I began to read the word of God, I knew then I was wrong, and I was unsaved trash. I ran to those men and asked for instruction on what to do because I knew I needed help right away. Now, I'm here, seeking to learn. I grew up in a fake christian home, going to a church that sees nothing wrong with gays. I decided they were wrong when I was in high school and found an evangelical church... but they had woman pastors. So then I was catholic because at least they didn't allow women to do anything, then I realized how wrong they were so I thought all religions were wrong and was an atheist. Wasting my time at college, studying computers, fighting for a mans job. I see now I belong as a wife, property to a man, raising his sons to serve the Lord God Almighty. Unfortunately... I'm in a really liberal area in NE CT. I haven't found a church that isn't full of lies, I've searched and searched and prayed and prayed and God lead me here so I can find help. Also, I can't pick a single favorite verse. The Bible is the wonderful word of God, and is to be my rule for living, and I know, perhaps because I am a woman I am on here speaking out of turn, but I'm trying to find help to serve the Lord better since I don't have any place to go, and have not had any Christian upbringing. I'm scared that because of my liberal upbringing I might read the Bible to wrong way and do something very bad. I pray this doesn't happen.
    Can you please use paragraphs?

    Even if you had only ever read one book in your entire life - the Bible - you would understand that lines of text sometimes have spacing between them.
    But they mocked the messengers of God, and despised his words, and misused his prophets, until the wrath of the LORD arose against his people, till there was no remedy. (2 Chronicles 36:16)

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    • Elmer G. White
      Distinguished Professor of Prayer Healing and Creation Zoology (Baraminology)
      Victim of atheist scientific persecution
       
      • Apr 2014
      • 10274

      #3
      Re: my introduction

      Welcome. Obviously, JESUS has led you to our friendly Forum. Hope you have the permission of a male family member to post here?

      You seem to have passed a couple of important obstacles for SALVATION, i.e., showing some repentance and finding True Christians™. I suggest you should study hard, as there is not much time until RAPTURE comes!! And try to control your eagerness as suggested by Brother Mee above...



      Some suggestions for nice verses to study and perhaps become attached to:
      Proverbs 23:27
      Deuteronomy 23:18
      Ezekiel 16:28
      Numbers 23:19
      Job 42:6 (LOVE this one)
      Revelation 9:2

      How refreshing to see signs of actual humility and a promise for a will to learn!

      Yours in Christ,

      Elmer
      2 Kings 18:25 - Am I now come up without the LORD against this place to destroy it? The LORD said to me, Go up against this land, and destroy it.



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      • Mary Etheldreda
        Gushing for Jesus
         
        • Sep 2011
        • 23775

        #4
        Re: my introduction

        Hello, and welcome to our friendly forums! Tell us, how does the LORD lead you to serve His Will each and every day? What is your favorite conversion tactics?

        Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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        • servantforGod
          Unsaved trash
          Under Investigation
          • Jun 2014
          • 2

          #5
          Re: my introduction

          Oh I'm so sorry, In my nervous excitement I got distracted from attempting to figure out where I should have breaks for paragraphs.

          I don't even know if I should ask my family for permission to do anything... you see, they are all Godless. My dad is a lay preacher for a "church" that accepts gays as "christians" my brothers only ever play video games and swear at each other and watch porn and I'm pretty sure at least one of them is gay. He cross dresses sometimes and certainly talks like it

          Yes, Job 42:6 does seem like a VERY good one to keep in mind, all of your suggestions do but that one especially. Also, I feel like this passage is very applicable in my current situation.
          Matthew 10:33-35
          33 But whosoever shall deny me before men, him will I also deny before my Father which is in heaven.
          34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
          35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.

          I've been reading through some threads and wondered, is it even possible for me to be saved? What would happen if I died tomorrow in an accident and I didn't have a God fearing husband to rule over me? Would I go to hell because of these things I only just learned? Is it permissible for me to even ask these questions as a woman? I've been taught my whole life that I'm equal to men which I see is not true, but now I don't fully know my place in the world, perhaps I shouldn't even be on here.

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          • Marko Loimaan-Aho
            Forum Member
            Forum Member
            • May 2014
            • 709

            #6
            Re: my introduction

            It is nice to hear that you found that catlicks are wrong. They really are!!!
            What particular thing made you notice that?
            PRAISE THE LORD ALMIGHTY!
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            • Elmer G. White
              Distinguished Professor of Prayer Healing and Creation Zoology (Baraminology)
              Victim of atheist scientific persecution
               
              • Apr 2014
              • 10274

              #7
              Re: my introduction

              Originally posted by servantforGod View Post
              I've been reading through some threads and wondered, is it even possible for me to be saved? What would happen if I died tomorrow in an accident and I didn't have a God fearing husband to rule over me? Would I go to hell because of these things I only just learned? Is it permissible for me to even ask these questions as a woman? I've been taught my whole life that I'm equal to men which I see is not true, but now I don't fully know my place in the world, perhaps I shouldn't even be on here.
              It is VERY likely that JESUS our LORD has led to to this Forum. This is exactly the place where your questions will be ANSWERED! It would be better to have a husband to take care of your teaching but I can assure you that True Christians™ are available for all those who come to seek GOD in a humble and meek manner!

              It is possible for you to be saved but until then, in your present state you will unfortunately but inevitable go to HELL be it so that you were to die in the near future...

              Matthew 3:12
              Whose fan is in his hand, and he will throughly purge his floor, and gather his wheat into the garner; but he will burn up the chaff with unquenchable fire.


              ... and that was the bad news. The good news is that you CAN gain SALVATION by obeying God's PURE WORD, the Bible.

              John 3:15 That whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have eternal life.
              1st Peter 1:5 Who are kept by the power of God through faith unto salvation ready to be revealed in the last time.


              You may ask these thing and as you are a mere woman, it is best that you POSE QUESTIONS and do not try to find out things by yourself, that way can lead to false Christianity. Here at LBC there are many True Christian™ Ladies who began as unsaved trash but were able to attain SALVATION. They are shining examples for you!

              1st Timothy 2:11-12 Let the woman learn in silence with all subjection. But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence.
              st Corinthians 14:34-35 Let your women keep silence in the churches: for it is not permitted unto them to speak; but they are commanded to be under obedience, as also saith the law. And if they will learn any thing, let them ask their husbands at home: for it is a shame for women to speak in the church.

              In addition, 1 Corinthians 11 tells you valuable stuff about proper conduct for the weaker and more sinful gender. And, please, observe the Godly manner of the True Christian™ women here! And remember, the road to JESUS for female humans is as follows:

              1st Timothy 2:13-15 For Adam was first formed, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression. Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.

              Can you gain SALVATION? As you can see, the road is not an easy one. The above verses are only a tiny fraction of the things to learn and obey. You'll also have to gain a husband. But think about it: it is possible that at the End of Times we'll be together at the feet of SWEET JESUS in ETERNAL BLISS. We'll look at the fiery FURNACE below (
              Matthew 13:42 is a verse that sends shivers down my spine!) and laugh heartily at the sinners writhing there in eternal agony. We'll praise the righteousness of GOD and REJOICE. Think about it: it's gonna be such great fun!!!!!!!!

              PRAISE GOD! PRAISE JESUS!


              GLORY!!!!!!

              Yours in Christ,

              Elmer
              2 Kings 18:25 - Am I now come up without the LORD against this place to destroy it? The LORD said to me, Go up against this land, and destroy it.



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