Hello and Glory to His Name!

[Prayer Knight]

Hello, my fellow Christian brothers and sisters!

I have come to this forum because it would seem that without an absolute doubt this is the most exceptional place to praise and worship Our Lord, Jesus Christ, Most High, Born of the Virgin Mary, Destroyer of Sins and Sworn Enemy and Bane of Satan.

I want to extend a personal thanks to all True Christians™for allowing my Unsaved behind a chance to become closer to my Lord, and perhaps one day become a True Christians™ myself!

A little bit about myself and my ever enduring quest to get close to Jesus - I was born in the dirty fag enabling state of Oregon, before it was plagued with the homo filth. Once it fell under the Satanic dictatorship that allowed for queer marriage, I hauled my behind to one of the most Christian states in God's Country - Oklahoma! Here, I attend the Windsor Hills Baptist Church twice a day, every day! My favorite Bible Verse has to Deuteronomy 6:6-7 because it gives us true Christians a method on which to instill our glorious Lord and Savior on our children (Bless them, our very future!)

Amen my brothers and sisters, and with love in Christ,
-Prayer Knight

[Alvin Moss]

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Welcome, Brother.

I rejoice with you for your escape from the doomed western coast, which God will likely destroy shortly.

Oklahoma is godly country, but there are many Indians in attendance. They should be avoided, as they are wicked and only seek revenge on White men over God's decision to give Christians their land and make them move to Oklahoma or perish.

Tell us of your adventures with Jesus. Was your escape from the People's Republic of Oregon fraught with danger? Give us your testimony.

[Prayer Knight]

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Bless you, brother!

Your words of wisdom bring great reminder to me of the savage nature of the unsaved Indian beasts. In my own ignorance, I had once tried to spread the message of Christ amongst the savages, as our great White ancestors once tried to do, only to be met with ungrateful and animal-like rebuttals. It was because of this that I realized only the most devout believers can ascend to the elite ranks of True Christians™ in God's army, and that most (if not all) of them are white, as Jesus Himself was.

Indeed, my abandonment of the western coast was wrought with danger, as the corrupt politicians of the fag state had tried to convert its citizens to Satanism by insisting it was "okay to be gay", which any thinking Christian, even those incompetent and doomed Catholics, can see is completely false. Rest assured though, the Lord was able to lead me out of the doomed fagnation unscathed and stronger in my faith than ever!

Since then, I've shared many spiritual adventures with the Lord God Most High, Jesus Christ, The Messiah and Blessed Shepherd, Born of the Virgin Mary, which I hope to recount in the future during my blessed time here!

[Mary Etheldreda]

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Hello and welcome to our forums! Tell us what wonderful Blessings has Jesus bestowed on you in His Service? How do you most enjoy converting the heathen?

[Naomi Ruth Lamb]

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Prayer Knight,

The Holy Ghost is upon me as I welcome you to our friendly forums. I have to disagree somewhat with the assessment of native Americans as being savages, since my company, Naomi's Moist Pie, is scouting sites in Godly Oklahoma, and the tribes my scout has come across have been welcoming and have been Christians. I suppose there are all kinds of people everywhere one travels.

Have you secured employment in Oklahoma? I will be seeking employees for the new store about an hour from Tulsa and one near Oklahoma City. This will include management staff and also cooks/cleaners. After the store is established, we will also need delivery drivers. Certainly keep in touch if you have an interest or know a Godly person that is seeking work.

I crave to hear more of the stories that surround your escape from Oregon! I'm sure it was exciting to spit on the homosexual heathens as you boldly crossed the border, bidding farewell to their licentious and depraved lifestyle. Tell me, did you know any homosexuals personally? Did they ever try to "touch" you? I am sure God's angels surrounded you as He promises.

May you grow in the grace and knowledge of our Savior through your association with the fine, friendly Christians here.

In the name of our Savior,
NRL

[Prayer Knight]

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Glory, my Christian brethren.

Mary Etheldreda, I appreciate your interest in my life devoted to Christ, and I am pleased to inform you that God has rewarded me for my undying service to him, by bestowing upon me a beautiful, submissive wife that knows true Christian values in a household and knows where she stands in such a place. I have also been given two God-fearing, straight, Christian sons who accompany me in my journeys to serve the Lord. As for your second inquiry, I find the most effective method of converting the heathen is to inform them of the dangers of Hell and how this unfortunate modern world is at a further risk of creating Satanists in this day and age. If that doesn't work, I will engage in a long philosophical debate with he or she which I always emerge victorious from by employing what I like to call, Flawless Christian Logic and Reasoning™.

Friend Naomi, I thank you for your warm welcome to this blessed community. I am happy to hear that your scouts have had some success with the Native Indian population, perhaps someday, God-willing, I will be as lucky!

Rest assured, I have found work in Oklahoma City, and while it's pay is meager, it is an honest Christian working man's job, which is all I could ever ask for. Perhaps some day though, God willing, I can move closer to the city and find work in your Godly domain.

Also be at ease, for I was able to avoid all contact with the fagfolk in Oregon - locking my front doors and engaging in intense prayer, asking God for an opportunity to leave this doomed queer nation, and sure enough, such an opportunity did come along! Praise His Name! And yes, it was extremely exhilarating to cross the border out of that doomed fagcountry and spit in the direction of the queer politicians that allowed it to come into existence.

With Love in Christ,
Prayer Knight

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Praise Jesus and welcome to God's favorite forum. Please tell us about your walk with Christ. All True Christians™ love to hear the testimony of an escape from godless Oregon. What is your name and age?

If you'd like to find out more about Landover Baptist Church, please read THIS thread created especially for new posters.

If you have a question, use the "search" function before posting it. Most likely it is being discussed somewhere on this Godly forum. Please don't waste God's precious bandwidth.

You will keep a respectful tongue in your head whenever addressing your betters, which includes all True Christians™. Failure to do so, or any attempt at inciting debate or mockery of God's Divine Plan, can and will result in the suspension of your posting privileges.

Your rights on this forum are listed HERE. If you feel that any of these rights have been violated, please don't hesitate to contact a Pastor at once.

[Elmer G. White]

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Welcome, seeker of True Belief and True Christians™. You might be a sincere and worthy interlocutor on this Forum that sometimes feels overtaken with swarms of vile heathen and false Christians.

You have healthy ideas. Of course, you still and long way to go, e.g., I'd really like to see more HOLY SCRIPTURE to support your posts!

We often feel we have tried to do enough for God, we we always do too little. In the WORDS of a Prophet:

Isaiah 58:4 Behold, ye fast for strife and debate, and to smite with the fist of wickedness: ye shall not fast as ye do this day, to make your voice to be heard on high. Is it such a fast that I have chosen? a day for a man to afflict his soul? [is it] to bow down his head as a bulrush, and to spread sackcloth and ashes [under him]? wilt thou call this a fast, and an acceptable day to the LORD?

Still, I'm looking forward to praising God in expectation of RAPTURE with you (please JESUS, COME!).

Yours in Christ,

Elmer

[Prayer Knight]

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Bless you, Pastor Ezekiel - your words of wisdom are much appreciated. I promise to our Lord and Savior and as well as the True Christians™ that populate this forum to always keep a respectful tongue to my superiors - superiors whom I strive to one day be like! You are an inspiration to us all, brother, please continue your holy preachings! Amen!

Brother Elmer, thank you for your welcoming and your most wise suggestions. I realize the complete error of my ways in forgetting to use scripture to support my Christian ideas! I pray that Our Lord will aid me in bettering myself as a Christian in this way, by allowing me to think of how I can enhance my ideas using His Holy Word. I thank you most sincerely for revealing this absence in my posts! From now on I will attempt to clarify myself with the blessed Scripture!

I look forward to a joyous collection of prayer and awaiting the Rapture with you all, which will hopefully be soon!

With Love in Christ,
Prayer Knight

[Marko Loimaan-Aho]

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Brother Elmer, thank you for your welcoming and your most wise suggestions. I realize the complete error of my ways in forgetting to use scripture to support my Christian ideas! I pray that Our Lord will aid me in bettering myself as a Christian in this way, by allowing me to think of how I can enhance my ideas using His Holy Word. I thank you most sincerely for revealing this absence in my posts! From now on I will attempt to clarify myself with the blessed Scripture!

I look forward to a joyous collection of prayer and awaiting the Rapture with you all, which will hopefully be soon!

With Love in Christ,
Prayer Knight

Thank You for coming here, it is nice to see somebody new who wants to PRAISE THE LORD!
Now, I talk to you as a sinner to another who is seeking the truth:
As we are not yet True Christians™, and I am not sure if either of us will ever be one, we must remember some things that are naturally clear for them. Highly Honoured Brother Elmer spoke - once again - words that are higher than our own wisdom!

The scriptures are above HIS NAME!
Ps. 138:2

You'll really never find a TRUE if the Scriptures are not with You.
John 5:39
Matthew 22:29

I think you have to make a turnaround with your thinking. Your writing showed that YOU ARE STILL ON WRONG AND SINFUL PATHS!!!
Do not try to enhance your ideas using His Holy Word. You have to leave your own "ideas" behind.

Mark 7:20-23

Read the scriptures and let THE LORD put HIS MIGHTY IDEAS in you! Humans own ideas are worthless.

Otherwise you are just twisting a scripture to support your own sinful thoughts. That is something what True Christians™ never do, as you can see when you read this forum.

2 Peter 3:16

I welcome You here. I have been many times guided, because I did not use the scripture. On this friendly forum You are safe. Just remember:

[Prayer Knight]

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Glory and Praise to Him, Brother Marko!

Though we both are not yet True Christians™, your knowledge far surpasses my own, and I appreciate your willingness to help an Unsaved gentleman such as myself further my absolute devotion to Christ Almighty, Son and Earthly Incarnation of the Lord Our God, Jehova, Born from the Womb of a Virgin.

Matthew 28:18-20
All authority has been given to Me in heaven and on earth. Go therefore and make disciples of all the nations, baptizing them in the name of the Father and of the Son and of the Holy Spirit, teaching them to observe all things that I have commanded you; and lo, I am with you always, even to the end of the age.

Glory to you, brother! Please know that you are in my prayers - I am asking our beloved God to present you with an opportunity to escape the godless, fag-enabling atheist republic that is Finland before he obliterates it. Hear our prayer, Lord! Give Brother Marko the opportunity to escape the damned filth nation, as you gave me the chance to escape doomed Oregon! Amen!

[Attila's Wife]

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Matthew 28:18-20
All authority has been given to Me in heaven and on earth. Go therefore and make disciples of all the nations, baptizing them in the name of the Father and of the Son and of the Holy Spirit, teaching them to observe all things that I have commanded you; and lo, I am with you always, even to the end of the age.

A cautious welcome, young lady. But tell me, what are you quoting from here? It looks suspiciously like some fluffy bunny version of the Scripture. We at Landover use only the KJV(1611).

[Prayer Knight]

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Glory, glory, Sister!

I thank you for your generous welcoming! In reply to your inquiry - the King James Bible I own may have been Satanically altered. In fact, I had actually purchased it back when I was living in the fagfields of Oklahoma, so there is no doubt it could have been plagiarized by filthy sodomites that want to try to convince their brethren that our God is a God that tolerates such trash. I will promptly seek out a Baptist book store in my area to purchase a "pure" KJV - but I'm unsure of what to do with the Satanically altered one I currently own. Do you have any suggestions?

With Love in Christ,
Prayer Knight

[Prayer Knight]

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I actually purchased it back when I was living in the fagfields of Oklahoma,

Lord forgive my incompetence! I must have been Satanically distracted and accidentally put godly Oklahoma in the place of doomed Oregon! Forgive me, oh Lord!

[Marko Loimaan-Aho]

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Glory, glory, Sister!

I thank you for your generous welcoming! In reply to your inquiry - the King James Bible I own may have been Satanically altered. In fact, I had actually purchased it back when I was living in the fagfields of Oklahoma, so there is no doubt it could have been plagiarized by filthy sodomites that want to try to convince their brethren that our God is a God that tolerates such trash. I will promptly seek out a Baptist book store in my area to purchase a "pure" KJV - but I'm unsure of what to do with the Satanically altered one I currently own. Do you have any suggestions?

With Love in Christ,
Prayer Knight

This is strangest explanation I have heard on this forum. Your words get mixed up strangely. Are you sure there is no demon in you?

Luke 4:33