[Prayer Knight]

Re: Hello and Glory to His Name!

Glory be, Brother Marko!

I appreciate your concern about the presence of demons within me, but I can assure you that I am demon-free. My Pastor has confirmed this with me many times, and now with the Landover Baptist Church being introduced into my life, the chances of me being infected with a demon are at an all time low. Praise be!

I also apologize for my sometimes incompetent words an explanations. Like most non-True Christians™, I am by no means perfect, and sometimes this leads to grammatical and context error - please forgive me, brother!

That all said though, I still stand by my theory that the KJV I purchased back in Oregon was intercepted by Satanic homersexuals (as they are quite abundant in Oregon) and altered to preach a false message. I have sought to better myself by paying more attention to these possible scenarios, and proceeded to replace the Bible in question with a pure version from a godly Oklahoma Baptist book store. Glory to the Lord, Most High!

With Love in Christ,
Prayer Knight

[Mother Of Seven]

Re: Hello and Glory to His Name!

but I'm unsure of what to do with the Satanically altered one I currently own. Do you have any suggestions?

With Love in Christ,
Prayer Knight

Burn it!

[Prayer Knight]

Re: Hello and Glory to His Name!

Praise be, Sister!

I will carry out your suggestion with most haste! I will add this book to my fire pit, a pit that has previously consumed the pages of numerous other false Holy Books within its flames. Glory to God!

Praise be to Jesus,
Prayer Knight

[Marko Loimaan-Aho]

Re: Hello and Glory to His Name!

Praise be, Sister!

I will carry out your suggestion with most haste! I will add this book to my fire pit, a pit that has previously consumed the pages of numerous other false Holy Books within its flames. Glory to God!

Praise be to Jesus,
Prayer Knight

I had a false Bible too. I almost did a big mistake by using it as toilet paper, but good True Christian sisters here told me that there are demons in false bibles. I surely did not want any rectal demons in me.
So burning the bible is the best solution. It was nice to hear those demons screaming.

[Prayer Knight]

Re: Hello and Glory to His Name!

Glory, Brother Marko!

Indeed, the wisdom of the True Christians™ on this forum is as abundant as Our Lord's disdain for blasphemers, which, quite obviously, unlimited!

I agree with you most merrily - the sounds of the demons burning in agony as I sent them to the purified holy flames of Our Lord was a privilege to behold! I even recall hearing some of the queer demons that had taken up residence inside the false book cursing me with fag-like lisps as I laughed!

With Love in Christ,
Prayer Knight