[knob polisher]

Re: Future janitor at Landover!!

I just heard that the father of the bride at the white wedding I was invited to issued a godly whipping on his daughter for inviting me an african american to the wedding as a guest.
Doesn't that sound crazy?!?!?!

[knob polisher]

Re: Future janitor at Landover!!

I'm a Christian! I would never rape white wimminz and steal pies.

[Didymus Much]

Re: Future janitor at Landover!!

I'm a Christian! I would never rape white wimminz and steal pies.

I would have said, "or steal pies", but I'm not trying to slip anything past our hosts here.

[Mary Thompson]

Re: Future janitor at Landover!!

I just heard that the father of the bride at the white wedding I was invited to issued a godly whipping on his daughter for inviting me an african american to the wedding as a guest.
Doesn't that sound crazy?!?!?!

Oh here, I'll translate it for you:
Father of da bride that ya was gonna rape, y'all, gave 'er a beatin' coz of da wack choice of 'ers to invite yo to da wedding when yo would likely rape 'er or steal 'er family's bling.

[Mary Thompson]

Re: Future janitor at Landover!!

I'm a Christian! I would never rape white wimminz and steal pies.

You're a nigra and not a Christian yet. So for all we know, you could rape white women and steal pies...

[knob polisher]

Re: Future janitor at Landover!!

Why would I rape OR steal? I'm attractive and never had any problems attracting women. I also work for a living and can buy my pies.

[knob polisher]

Re: Future janitor at Landover!!

The father assumed that just because I'm the color of Adam and Eve that I was up to no good. Just because I'm a beautiful brown doesn't mean I'm going to commit crimes.

[knob polisher]

Re: Future janitor at Landover!!

Christian warriors! Time for us to march against the racist man that had me jailed!!! Who is marching with me?!?!?!?

[knob polisher]

Re: Future janitor at Landover!!

I bet ya'll would be upset if Herman Cain or Ben Carson or Allen West were kicked out of a True Christian wedding for suspicion of negro behavior!!

[Marko Loimaan-Aho]

Re: Future janitor at Landover!!

I bet ya'll would be upset if Herman Cain or Ben Carson or Allen West were kicked out of a True Christian wedding for suspicion of negro behavior!!

As Sister Mary Thompson said:

You're a nigra and not a Christian yet.