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  • Danny the Pudpounder
    Confirmed Enemy of God
    • Jun 2014
    • 5

    #1

    Gotta GO Fast for Jesus

    Hello everybody. My real name is Daniel. I come from the snowy plains of Canada. I was once a sinner but I have found Jesus in my heart and was forgiven at my local church.


    Genesis 9:3 - Every moving thing that liveth shall be meat for you; even as the green herb have I given you all things.
  • Levi Jones
    Pastor of Hermeneutics and Apologetics
    Bathed in Christ's Precious Blood
    Apostle to the Cactuses, Tumbleweeds and Jackrabbits
     
    • Jul 2009
    • 13930

    #2
    Re: Gotta GO Fast for Jesus

    How old are you, Daniel?

    Do you have your father's permission to be here?

    And how is it your local church forgave you? Jesus is the one who invisibly forgives us for invisibly saying we are sorry for offending Him.

    I will be rather surprised if this intro is still here by the time I respond, btw.
    Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.

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    • Danny the Pudpounder
      Confirmed Enemy of God
      • Jun 2014
      • 5

      #3
      Re: Gotta GO Fast for Jesus

      Originally posted by Levi Jones View Post

      And how is it your local church forgave you? Jesus is the one who invisibly forgives us for invisibly saying we are sorry for offending Him.
      I confessed my Sins and they had me do 30 hail mary's and they said I've been pured. I'm sorry if I offended you in anyway. Please accept me to this site. I love Jesus and wan't to be accepted.


      Genesis 9:3 - Every moving thing that liveth shall be meat for you; even as the green herb have I given you all things.

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      • Cranky Old Man
        Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
        You kids get off his lawn!
         
        • Jan 2010
        • 22378

        #4
        Re: Gotta GO Fast for Jesus

        Originally posted by Sanic the Hadgehuhg View Post
        hail mary's
        Then you will burn in Hell. Hail Marys are a Satanic ritual practiced by the evil Catholic Church. Hailing Mary is explicitly forbidden by the Holy Bible, the book Catholics use as toilet paper.

        Exodus 20:3
        Thou shalt have no other gods before me.

        Luke 14:26
        If anyone comes to me and does not hate father and mother, wife and children, brothers and sisters—yes, even their own life, such a person cannot be my disciple.
        5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
        To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
        James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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        • Danny the Pudpounder
          Confirmed Enemy of God
          • Jun 2014
          • 5

          #5
          Re: Gotta GO Fast for Jesus

          Originally posted by Cranky Old Man View Post
          Then you will burn in Hell.
          Thank you

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          • Mother Of Seven
            True Christian™ with a quiverful
            • Jan 2014
            • 2243

            #6
            Re: Gotta GO Fast for Jesus

            Originally posted by Sanic the Hadgehuhg View Post
            Thank you
            Sanic, It's pretty simple. The catholicks say that everyone is 'forgiven' regardless of what they do. They forgive the mafia. They forgave Hitler. They will forgive anyone if it means more money in their coffers. But they are in no position to forgive anyone. Only Jesus can forgive someone of their sins. Not even Mary - she was just the woman that God decided to impregnate with His seed - there's nothing special about Mary.

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            • Virginia Day Templeton
              Christ's Battle Axe
               
              • Dec 2006
              • 2827

              #7
              Re: Gotta GO Fast for Jesus

              Originally posted by Mother Of Seven View Post
              The catholicks say that everyone is 'forgiven' regardless of what they do. They forgive the mafia. They forgave Hitler. They will forgive anyone if it means more money in their coffers.
              There is a theory among True Christian historians that Hitler repented of his sins and accepted Christ after he pulled the trigger but before the bullet actually entered his brain. He would have had to do this quickly, but I suppose it is possible. Wouldn't it be funny if he greeted you when you got to Heaven?
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              • Jerome Jefferson III
                Forum Member
                Forum Member
                • Jun 2014
                • 89

                #8
                Re: Gotta GO Fast for Jesus

                A hail Mary?

                Like when the 49's beat the Broncos?

                That ain't the way to salvation, son.

                Learn from Teebow.
                And thy seed shall be as the dust of the earth. Genesis 28:14

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