Gotta GO Fast for Jesus

[Danny the Pudpounder]

Hello everybody. My real name is Daniel. I come from the snowy plains of Canada. I was once a sinner but I have found Jesus in my heart and was forgiven at my local church.


Genesis 9:3 - Every moving thing that liveth shall be meat for you; even as the green herb have I given you all things.

[Levi Jones]

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How old are you, Daniel?

Do you have your father's permission to be here?

And how is it your local church forgave you? Jesus is the one who invisibly forgives us for invisibly saying we are sorry for offending Him.

I will be rather surprised if this intro is still here by the time I respond, btw.

[Danny the Pudpounder]

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And how is it your local church forgave you? Jesus is the one who invisibly forgives us for invisibly saying we are sorry for offending Him.

I confessed my Sins and they had me do 30 hail mary's and they said I've been pured. I'm sorry if I offended you in anyway. Please accept me to this site. I love Jesus and wan't to be accepted.


Genesis 9:3 - Every moving thing that liveth shall be meat for you; even as the green herb have I given you all things.

[Cranky Old Man]

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hail mary's

Then you will burn in Hell. Hail Marys are a Satanic ritual practiced by the evil Catholic Church. Hailing Mary is explicitly forbidden by the Holy Bible, the book Catholics use as toilet paper.

Exodus 20:3
Thou shalt have no other gods before me.

Luke 14:26
If anyone comes to me and does not hate father and mother, wife and children, brothers and sisters—yes, even their own life, such a person cannot be my disciple.

[Danny the Pudpounder]

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Then you will burn in Hell.

Thank you

[Mother Of Seven]

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Thank you

Sanic, It's pretty simple. The catholicks say that everyone is 'forgiven' regardless of what they do. They forgive the mafia. They forgave Hitler. They will forgive anyone if it means more money in their coffers. But they are in no position to forgive anyone. Only Jesus can forgive someone of their sins. Not even Mary - she was just the woman that God decided to impregnate with His seed - there's nothing special about Mary.

[Virginia Day Templeton]

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The catholicks say that everyone is 'forgiven' regardless of what they do. They forgive the mafia. They forgave Hitler. They will forgive anyone if it means more money in their coffers.

There is a theory among True Christian historians that Hitler repented of his sins and accepted Christ after he pulled the trigger but before the bullet actually entered his brain. He would have had to do this quickly, but I suppose it is possible. Wouldn't it be funny if he greeted you when you got to Heaven?

[Jerome Jefferson III]

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A hail Mary?

Like when the 49's beat the Broncos?

That ain't the way to salvation, son.

Learn from Teebow.