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  • Jerome Jefferson III
    Forum Member
    Forum Member
    • Jun 2014
    • 89

    #1

    I know who my daddy is....do YOU?

    May God Almighty bless this forum!

    I see many Godly people here, hallelujah!

    Allow me to introduce myself: I am Jerome Washington Jefferson, III.

    My Grand daddy started the Mt. Zion Holy Grace Baptist Church in the colored section of our small share cropping village of Cumming, Georgia, my daddy inherited the Holy pulpit and when he passed on to The LORD, I inherited the Holy Spirit who Speaketh Through Me. Amen.

    My favorite bible verse is:

    All who are under the yoke of slavery should consider their masters worthy of full respect, so that God’s name and our teaching may not be slandered.
    1 Timothy 6:1-2
    Let as many servants as are under the yoke count their own masters worthy of all honour, that the name of God and his doctrine be not blasphemed. And they that have believing masters, let them not despise them, because they are brethren; but rather do them service, because they are faithful and beloved, partakers of the benefit. These things teach and exhort.
    And thy seed shall be as the dust of the earth. Genesis 28:14
  • Mary Etheldreda
    Gushing for Jesus
     
    • Sep 2011
    • 23775

    #2
    Re: I know who my daddy is....do YOU?

    Welcome to our friendly forums! Any friend of is a friend of mine.



    Although I'm a bit confused as to why you're sharing the New International Version of God's Holy Word when it is Perfectly Revealed in the King James Bible, I'm glad to meet you anyway. Tell us, how many children do you have now? Does your wife homeschool them, or is she too busy with work? A lot of my friends prefer the Mexican housemaids, but I find the negro ones are easier to work with. I like knowing they understand the language of the land, it cuts down on confusion.
    Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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    • Jerome Jefferson III
      Forum Member
      Forum Member
      • Jun 2014
      • 89

      #3
      Re: I know who my daddy is....do YOU?

      Dear Missus Esmeralda,

      My wife stays at home and homeschools our 7 sons and 2 daughters. We teach them to know their place and to Fear Jesus.

      If you are in need of a nanny let me know.

      We do not allow free-loading democratic voters in our church, praise God.

      Forgive me for quoting from a non KJV source - sometimes I want to hit the ungodly over the head but illustrating that God indeeds LOVES slavery and that our young and ignorant may try to nitpick around that fact by saying "servant" means anything other than SLAVE.


      Yours in Christ Eternal,

      Pastor Jerome
      And thy seed shall be as the dust of the earth. Genesis 28:14

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      • Elmer G. White
        Distinguished Professor of Prayer Healing and Creation Zoology (Baraminology)
        Victim of atheist scientific persecution
         
        • Apr 2014
        • 10281

        #4
        Re: I know who my daddy is....do YOU?

        A cautious welcome to you, descendant of Hamites. If you are prepared to take the narrow path and a tiring journey, you might overcome your cumbersome pigment and find SALVATION in Christ, our Lord.



        How would you relate the following verse to your situation with the Holy Spirit that you somewhat boldly, I dare say, described in your post?

        Isaiah 57:15
        For thus saith the high and lofty One that inhabiteth eternity, whose name is Holy; I dwell in the high and holy place, with him also that is of a contrite and humble spirit, to revive the spirit of the humble, and to revive the heart of the contrite ones.

        Looking forward to future communications with you.

        Yours in Christ,

        Elmer

        PS. Bible written without the capital B can be considered a mishap ONCE, the second time it is a bad habit and thereafter a serious obstacle to salvation. See my signature for the punishment my boys receive if they repeat this offence.
        2 Kings 18:25 - Am I now come up without the LORD against this place to destroy it? The LORD said to me, Go up against this land, and destroy it.



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        • Jerome Jefferson III
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          • Jun 2014
          • 89

          #5
          Re: I know who my daddy is....do YOU?

          Dear Mister Elmer,

          I am indeed, a boy, and I subscribe to your Holy erudition, may the KJV Bible speak the truth!

          The colored collection plates don't need no shuckin and jivin preacher boy, but only ones who speak His Word. My contrition is here for all to see, for no man is a greater sinner than I (more on that later).


          Amen!


          Pastor Jerome
          And thy seed shall be as the dust of the earth. Genesis 28:14

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          • Attila's Wife
            True Christian™
            True Christian™
            • Jul 2013
            • 1941

            #6
            Re: I know who my daddy is....do YOU?

            Greetings, Jerome, and a warm welcome to the friendliest True Christian(TM) forums on the interweb. It is a pleasure to see a proper introduction and such lovely manners.

            Romans 12:10 Be kindly affectioned one to another with brotherly love; in honour preferring one another;

            Can you explain to me what share cropping is? I am from Godless England, so the term is unfamiliar. Does it have something to do with the stock exchange?

            YiC
            AW
            2 Timothy 3:16

            All scripture is given by inspiration of God, and is profitable for doctrine, for reproof, for correction, for instruction in righteousness:


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            • Jerome Jefferson III
              Forum Member
              Forum Member
              • Jun 2014
              • 89

              #7
              Re: I know who my daddy is....do YOU?

              Dear Missus Hun,

              I am from the Godly South but my great great grandaddy was from England and they tought us manners and respect for our betters.

              Share cropping is the only proper way to harvest cotton, and the only way we black folk know how to stay out of trouble, and out of the corn fields.

              We work for cotton and then sell that cotton for nice things like coco butter, switches and chickens.


              The husbandman that laboureth must be first partaker of the fruits. 7Consider what I say; and the Lord give thee understanding in all things.

              2 Timothy 2:6




              Pastor Jerome
              And thy seed shall be as the dust of the earth. Genesis 28:14

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              • Faith_Machine
                Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
                True Christian™
                • Mar 2011
                • 10050

                #8
                Re: I know who my daddy is....do YOU?

                Jerome, I must say I'm impressed with how articulate you are.

                I'm curious about these Bible verses pertaining to slavery, though, as it's my understanding that some slave owners were rather nasty men. How to you reconcile that with the Biblical instruction to respect them?

                And what about the modern slave owner, such as the man who keeps underage girls in his sex trafficking ring, or the IRS auditor or the Democratic lawmaker? Do you feel those slave owners are as worthy of respect as the plantation owners of the 1800s?
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                • Jerome Jefferson III
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                  • Jun 2014
                  • 89

                  #9
                  Re: I know who my daddy is....do YOU?

                  Originally posted by Faith_Machine View Post
                  Jerome, I must say I'm impressed with how articulate you are.

                  I'm curious about these Bible verses pertaining to slavery, though, as it's my understanding that some slave owners were rather nasty men. How to you reconcile that with the Biblical instruction to respect them?

                  And what about the modern slave owner, such as the man who keeps underage girls in his sex trafficking ring, or the IRS auditor or the Democratic lawmaker? Do you feel those slave owners are as worthy of respect as the plantation owners of the 1800s?
                  Dear Mr. Machine:

                  A lot of anti-slavery jive comes from Northern Yankee Abolishionistas who made propagandas about evil pattyrollers and cracker slavemasters.

                  Truth of the matter is simply that after the war of Northern Agression, we black folk had nothing, but we often went back to our old masters who took us back in and gave us a piece of the cotton for ourselves that we could trade for coco butter, chickens, and groceries.

                  Lots of people need to be slaves: non-Israelites, but TRUE Israelites must be free. True Christians should be free, but we should be free also to plunder those who do ungodly works.

                  Hosea 13:16 - Samaria shall become desolate; for she hath rebelled against her God: they shall fall by the sword: their infants shall be dashed in pieces, and their women with child shall be ripped up.


                  15 Every one that is found shall be thrust through; and every one that is joined [unto them] shall fall by the sword.16 Their children also shall be dashed to pieces before their eyes; their houses shall be spoiled, and their wives ravished.17 Behold, I will stir up the Medes against them, which shall not regard silver; and [as for] gold, they shall not delight in it.18 [Their] bows also shall dash the young men to pieces; and they shall have no pity on the fruit of the womb; their eye shall not spare children.
                  Isaiah 13:15
                  And thy seed shall be as the dust of the earth. Genesis 28:14

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                  • Faith_Machine
                    Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
                    True Christian™
                    • Mar 2011
                    • 10050

                    #10
                    Re: I know who my daddy is....do YOU?

                    Friend, you strike me as an intelligent, well-socialized black, or IWSB. I like that quality in a person!
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                    • knob polisher
                      Confirmed Enemy of God
                      • Jun 2014
                      • 171

                      #11
                      Re: I know who my daddy is....do YOU?

                      A Godly welcome to you Pastor Jerome. I too am a cursed Hamite seeking salvation and lighter skin through Christ.

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                      • MitzaLizalor
                        Completely CRAZY for the Lord
                        True Christian™
                        • Sep 2010
                        • 14584

                        #12
                        Re: I know who my daddy is....do YOU?

                        Hello I'm not sure what to call you, Jerome sounds too familiar and reminds me of a catholic I knew once who was even worse than the mormon Romney. And is Jefferson a Christian name? Where I live we don't get people called Jefferson. Or III.

                        You mentioned exorcism. Some demons can be very deep seated, I have heard, influencing behaviours and opinions in a way the afflicted soul may be entirely unaware of and even come to enjoy.

                        Is it difficult to get rid of these things, perhaps in a friend or other associate who is suffering (but unaware of it), and do they need to request deliverance? I noticed that the demoniac in Mark 5 did not request exorcism and your comment would be appreciated.

                        Welcome to the forum.

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                        • Jerome Jefferson III
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                          • Jun 2014
                          • 89

                          #13
                          Re: I know who my daddy is....do YOU?

                          Originally posted by MitzaLizalor View Post
                          Hello I'm not sure what to call you, Jerome sounds too familiar and reminds me of a catholic I knew once who was even worse than the mormon Romney. And is Jefferson a Christian name? Where I live we don't get people called Jefferson. Or III.

                          You mentioned exorcism. Some demons can be very deep seated, I have heard, influencing behaviours and opinions in a way the afflicted soul may be entirely unaware of and even come to enjoy.

                          Is it difficult to get rid of these things, perhaps in a friend or other associate who is suffering (but unaware of it), and do they need to request deliverance? I noticed that the demoniac in Mark 5 did not request exorcism and your comment would be appreciated.

                          Welcome to the forum.

                          Dear Missus MaltLiquor:

                          My expertise is demonic possession and exorcism. I usually get rid of homosexual demons in youths and send them into pigs.

                          I am welcome to help you if you have any demons yourself. I accept Visa/Mastercard and if I must, American Express.

                          Also please ensure that you are chaperoned by a white man when in my presence. Some parts of the exorcism could be misconstrued by secular courts.

                          Please PM me for more details.


                          In his Love Supreme,
                          Pastor Jerome
                          And thy seed shall be as the dust of the earth. Genesis 28:14

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                          • WWJDnow
                            True Christian™
                            True Christian™
                            • Aug 2009
                            • 6314

                            #14
                            Re: I know who my daddy is....do YOU?

                            Originally posted by Jerome Jefferson III View Post
                            May God Almighty bless this forum!

                            I see many Godly people here, hallelujah!

                            Allow me to introduce myself: I am Jerome Washington Jefferson, III.
                            Welcome, brother Jerome III. It's nice to see a well dressed, self-respecting, articulate black man who loves the Lord, makes an honest living instead of asking for a handout, and who understands that God has given you negroes a special role that is separate from but nevertheless almost equal to that of white folk.

                            I think we're truly blessed to have a wonderful role model such as you here in our forums!
                            The Christian Right: The Only Right Way to Be a Christian!

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                            • Cranky Old Man
                              Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
                              You kids get off his lawn!
                               
                              • Jan 2010
                              • 22379

                              #15
                              Re: I know who my daddy is....do YOU?

                              I don't understand. Since when can Pastors be black?
                              5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
                              To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
                              James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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