[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: I know who my daddy is....do YOU?

Dear Missus MaltLiquor:

My expertise is demonic possession and exorcism. I usually get rid of homosexual demons in youths and send them into pigs.

I am welcome to help you if you have any demons yourself. I accept Visa/Mastercard and if I must, American Express.

Also please ensure that you are chaperoned by a white man when in my presence. Some parts of the exorcism could be misconstrued by secular courts.

Please PM me for more details.


In his Love Supreme,
Pastor Jerome

Hey boy, don't even think about coming into MY CHURCH and trying to siphon off any clients. That might be what passes for normal amoungst you darkies, but civilized folk don't act like that. You have no Theological nor Geometrical standing around here.

I'd like to see your bona fides, boy. I don't know that you're even a Pastor. My Church bio can be seen HERE. Where's yours?

[Naomi Ruth Lamb]

Re: I know who my daddy is....do YOU?

Welcome in Jesus' Holy Name, Jerome!

I am pleased that we have the pleasure of an IWSB to converse with and to learn more about the lesser races. Surely Jesus has brought you here to be schooled in the ways of Christianity as set forth in His amazing Word. Know that prejudice and discrimination have no place in this forum. We cautiously welcome everyone that anchors their boat to our dock until we have reason to shun them forever. Glory!

What is your spouse's name? And the names of your sons? Are any of them nearing marrying age? I am unmarried but I had a very nice date last evening at my mother and father's condo here in Freehold. I am still waiting on Father's decision whether or not I should see this man again.

Again, Glory to His Name - and welcome, potential friend!

NRL

[Jerome Jefferson III]

Re: I know who my daddy is....do YOU?

Welcome in Jesus' Holy Name, Jerome!

I am pleased that we have the pleasure of an IWSB to converse with and to learn more about the lesser races. Surely Jesus has brought you here to be schooled in the ways of Christianity as set forth in His amazing Word. Know that prejudice and discrimination have no place in this forum. We cautiously welcome everyone that anchors their boat to our dock until we have reason to shun them forever. Glory!

What is your spouse's name? And the names of your sons? Are any of them nearing marrying age? I am unmarried but I had a very nice date last evening at my mother and father's condo here in Freehold. I am still waiting on Father's decision whether or not I should see this man again.

Again, Glory to His Name - and welcome, potential friend!

NRL

Dear Missus Babe Ruth,

Your pies look awfully delicious.

I have gone forth and multiplied and I will ask my wife for a full list of our progeny when I return home.

I am now on vacation in Godless Euripistan.

I had an exorcism yesterday involving an eskimo woman who kept kicking, and screaming.

Many eskimo women are willful and rebellious.

[Jerome Jefferson III]

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Welcome, brother Jerome III. It's nice to see a well dressed, self-respecting, articulate black man who loves the Lord, makes an honest living instead of asking for a handout, and who understands that God has given you negroes a special role that is separate from but nevertheless almost equal to that of white folk.

I think we're truly blessed to have a wonderful role model such as you here in our forums!

Dead Mister WoW,

I am not an online gamer but I admire your dedication.

While I admit that I used to do horrible things beforing knowing Jesus, I indeed, now know my place.

I am here to cast out demons and get my pork on during any barbecue with ribs and chickens.

If you know of anyone in need of a demonic exorcism, please feel free to PM me.

[JimmiGerman]

Re: I know who my daddy is....do YOU?

Dear Missus Hun,

I am from the Godly South but my great great grandaddy was from England and they tought us manners and respect for our betters.

Share cropping is the only proper way to harvest cotton, and the only way we black folk know how to stay out of trouble, and out of the corn fields.

We work for cotton and then sell that cotton for nice things like coco butter, switches and chickens. ...

Pastor Jerome

So far, so good - but what do you need switches for...?

Since we Germans are always interested in technology, I would really like to know a little bit more about this. A switch is used to switch s.th. on or off... what kind of devilish machine do you build in your parish...?

[JimmiGerman]

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PS ... I forgot: Send us some detailed specifications, especially where you need the switches for, and we will send you a check whose amount makes sure you and your whole parish must never work on a cotton plantation again.

[Jerome Jefferson III]

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So far, so good - but what do you need switches for...?

Since we Germans are always interested in technology, I would really like to know a little bit more about this. A switch is used to switch s.th. on or off... what kind of devilish machine do you build in your parish...?

Dear Mr. Mein Cough:

A switch is an African American technology to help administor justice to our young, in order to beat them into not committing beastly crimes.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Switch_...ral_punishment)

We don't use German technology (Zyklon B ) here in America.


We are civilized.

[JimmiGerman]

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Dear Mr. Mein Cough:

A switch is an African American technology to help administor justice to our young, in order to beat them into not committing beastly crimes.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Switch_...ral_punishment)

We don't use German technology (Zyklon B ) here in America.

First: Oh, I see, so the demand wasn't worth it. We don't need those switches here because our youth is perfectly obedient.

Second: I woudn't be so sure concerning that point... you have more ill things of that than you think...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mr._Dea...._Leuchter,_Jr.

In Jesus, your Cough.

[Jerome Jefferson III]

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First: Oh, I see, so the demand wasn't worth it. We don't need those switches here because our youth is perfectly obedient.

Second: I woudn't be so sure concerning that point... you have more ill things of that than you think...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mr._Dea...._Leuchter,_Jr.

In Jesus, your Cough.

Do you live up in Duseldork, Hanz? Why are you racist against African Americans?

I thought your furor only hated the joos?

Why don't you stop worshipping Satan and come to love Jesus, Hanz?

Only embittered leftists like Hitler hate America, him and the Islamo-fascists.

You should leave the Wermacht and come into Christ's Army.

[JimmiGerman]

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Do you live up in Duseldork, Hanz? Why are you racist against African Americans?

I thought your furor only hated the joos?

Why don't you stop worshipping Satan and come to love Jesus, Hanz?

Only embittered leftists like Hitler hate America, him and the Islamo-fascists.

You should leave the Wermacht and come into Christ's Army.

Many questions, a few answers:

I don't live in Düsseldorf, I live in Hamburg. Hanz is written with a "s". But my name is not Hans. Who can say I'm a racist at all? I don't know if the Führer only hated the joos, I think he also hated Stalin and the Bolshewists and Churchill. I'm not worshipping Satan. Hitler didn't hate America. You can't leave the Wehrmacht, only as a dead body. Who can say Christ's Army is a better place?

Praise the Lord.

[JimmiGerman]

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And who can say coloured persons are not welcome in Germany? There is no racism. See the picture, it shows a mighty king from Africa as a guest of the German chancellor.

[Jerome Jefferson III]

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And who can say coloured persons are not welcome in Germany? There is no racism. See the picture, it shows a mighty king from Africa as a guest of the German chancellor.

I been to your country, Heinz - its the most advanced country in the world.

My advice - don't let any more negros in it and it will remain as is.

The only thing thats got to go are those bestiality brothels. That stuff is nasty.

Pastor Jerome

[JimmiGerman]

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I been to your country, Heinz - its the most advanced country in the world.

My advice - don't let any more negros in it and it will remain as is.

The only thing thats got to go are those bestiality brothels. That stuff is nasty.

Pastor Jerome

Yes, you are right. It is one of the most advanced countries in the world. Where have you been here? Don't say as a former GI in Bavaria at the Weißwurstfressers. Oang'zapft ist's!

It has become a bit problematic here in Hamburg. See the link: http://www.spiegel.de/international/...-a-929216.html

It's about the Lampedusa refugees (Lampedusa is a small island which belongs to Italy and where all the African refugees first are landing / getting interned by the Italian authorities). Some have reached Germany, Hamburg and other cities, applying for asylum.

How can you stop people who have nothing to lose and are leaving their homes in Africa? Praying and asking God the Allmighty for help is one thing, as long as your personal situation is acceptable, but doing it with an empty stomach is another.

[Jerome Jefferson III]

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Yes, you are right. It is one of the most advanced countries in the world. Where have you been here? Don't say as a former GI in Bavaria at the Weißwurstfressers. Oang'zapft ist's!

It has become a bit problematic here in Hamburg. See the link: http://www.spiegel.de/international/...-a-929216.html

It's about the Lampedusa refugees (Lampedusa is a small island which belongs to Italy and where all the African refugees first are landing / getting interned by the Italian authorities). Some have reached Germany, Hamburg and other cities, applying for asylum.

How can you stop people who have nothing to lose and are leaving their homes in Africa? Praying and asking God the Allmighty for help is one thing, as long as your personal situation is acceptable, but doing it with an empty stomach is another.

Those African niggas mostly moooslems.

In that case ya'll need to protect your borders, Heinz:




For real, you all the most efficient people on this earth. Taking care of such rabble shouldn't be that much trouble for you.

Get you a mauser, a pansyfaust, and a collection plate for another crusade.

Go medieval on that moooslum ***.

[JimmiGerman]

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Those African niggas mostly moooslems.

In that case ya'll need to protect your borders, Heinz:
...
For real, you all the most efficient people on this earth. Taking care of such rabble shouldn't be that much trouble for you.

Get you a mauser, a pansyfaust, and a collection plate for another crusade.

Go medieval on that moooslum ***.

Are you on crack or is it some kind of mental illness? They are mostly Muslims?




This is a Muslim?