Friendly Greetings

[Riliane Lucifen d'Au]

I am a false christian. I have not gone to any church since I was 9, and have not read the bible save for a few bits. I do not come to flame, but to learn the true word of the bible. Perhaps one day I will convert into a True Christian, but for now I am only here to watch and learn.

[Didymus Much]

Re: Friendly Greetings

I...have not read the bible save for a few bits. I...come...to learn the true word of the bible...

You don't need (or really want) to be here to do that.

Read it for yourself. Stop listening to people who want to tell you what it says.

Don't have one? You can get one for as little as $5 at Walmart, for free at some churches (make sure you get a KJV), or read it online here: http://biblehub.com/kjv/

[Mother Of Seven]

Re: Friendly Greetings

I am a false christian. I have not gone to any church since I was 9, and have not read the bible save for a few bits. I do not come to flame, but to learn the true word of the bible. Perhaps one day I will convert into a True Christian, but for now I am only here to watch and learn.

You're not even a false Christian. You're a non Christian, probably a heathen or atheist. Why is it that I don't believe you when you say you're here to "learn the true word of the bible" (btw, it's spelled with a capital B ). I smell something

[Attila's Wife]

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I smell something

The unmistakable pungent aroma of an unwashed, unsaved 14-year-old boy?

[TheLittleBoy]

Re: Friendly Greetings

I am a false christian. I have not gone to any church since I was 9, and have not read the bible save for a few bits. I do not come to flame, but to learn the true word of the bible. Perhaps one day I will convert into a True Christian, but for now I am only here to watch and learn.

You can start with my favorite verses. When Jesus died 3 times.

MAT 27:46,50: "And about the ninth hour Jesus cried with a loud voice, saying, "Eli, eli, lama sabachthani?" that is to say, "My God, my God, why hast thou forsaken me?" ...Jesus, when he cried again with a loud voice, yielded up the ghost."

LUK 23:46: "And when Jesus had cried with a loud voice, he said, "Father, unto thy hands I commend my spirit:" and having said thus, he gave up the ghost."

JOH 19:30: "When Jesus therefore had received the vinegar, he said, "It is finished:" and he bowed his head, and gave up the ghost."

[Pim Pendergast]

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You can start with my favorite verses. When Jesus died 3 times.

MAT 27:46,50: "And about the ninth hour Jesus cried with a loud voice, saying, "Eli, eli, lama sabachthani?" that is to say, "My God, my God, why hast thou forsaken me?" ...Jesus, when he cried again with a loud voice, yielded up the ghost."

LUK 23:46: "And when Jesus had cried with a loud voice, he said, "Father, unto thy hands I commend my spirit:" and having said thus, he gave up the ghost."

JOH 19:30: "When Jesus therefore had received the vinegar, he said, "It is finished:" and he bowed his head, and gave up the ghost."

These passages are not contradictory. If three witnesses to a crime left out bits of their testimony in court, you wouldn't accuse them of perjury, would you? Similarly, the Evangelists didn't report every single detail they saw. After all, if everything Jesus did during His 33 years had been recorded, the world wouldn't be able to contain the books that could be written (Jn 21:25). Also bear in mind that when the Holy Spirit inspired Mark and Matthew to write the same thing, He knew that a few decades later, He would inspire Luke to add details left out of Mark and Matthew and John to add details left out of Mark, Matthew and Luke. When we string the narratives together, they form a coherent picture. Jesus said, "My God, My God, why hast Thou forsaken Me?", committed His spirit to the God He felt had forsaken Him, and then said, "It is finished!" This is perfectly reasonable. You're grasping at straws.

[Naomi Ruth Lamb]

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I am a false christian. I have not gone to any church since I was 9, and have not read the bible save for a few bits. I do not come to flame, but to learn the true word of the bible. Perhaps one day I will convert into a True Christian, but for now I am only here to watch and learn.

What you apparently do not realize is that no one comes here unless the LORD leads them here. While you may think you either (1) just happened to find us or (2) thought you'd come "mess with" some Christians, the fact is that JESUS HIMSELF was loving and kind enough to point you in our direction. Yes, He knows your every need - and right now, your biggest need is to fill that gaping hole that only Christ can accommodate.

You are longing for your hole to be filled; the Holy Spirit showed me this as I prayed for you. Christ can fill you if you just ask Him to come inside. Many of the brethren here were empty until Jesus came inside them. He filled them to the brim with His Love and tender mercy. All of us have fallen on our knees in front of Him, to serve and worship Him. Won't you do the same? It's so simple!

Once you accept Him, He will begin to bless you with amazing gifts; all of these are described in the Word of God, the Holy Bible (KJV 1611).

"On Christ, the solid rock I stand; all other ground is sinking sand."

Praise God, Hallelujah! Christ is knocking at your door, friend! Do Him a favor, and open the door, and let Him in.

Praying,
NRL

[Marko Loimaan-Aho]

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Dear whateveryouare.

Do you think we are simple people?

Your name is anagram of: "Lucifer Anal Indue I"

It is quite clear what are your dirty interests and hobbies.

I am sure you have pleasant times in

[Steph Leia]

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Dear whateveryouare.

Do you think we are simple people?

Your name is anagram of: "Lucifer Anal Indue I"

It is quite clear what are your dirty interests and hobbies.

I am sure you have pleasant times in

The name seems like a French one. I believe (and hope) that it is just a coincidence.

[Attila's Wife]

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The name seems like a French one. I believe (and hope) that it is just a coincidence.

I think it might be a mangoid mis-spelling of Liliane. This person may be an ornamental.

[Marko Loimaan-Aho]

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The name seems like a French one. I believe (and hope) that it is just a coincidence.

I understand that You beautifully want to fulfill this scripture

Romans 12:21

It is nice and very Christian.

However, we must remember also this scripture:

Matthew 24:4

Especially if somebody writes to Holy Forum with an evil cosplay princess name.