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I just discovered Landover baptist church and I'm wondering, where is this church located? The true Christianity fascinates me and I'd like to visit one day! Never before have I seen such a true fate, thank you guys.
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Originally posted by Sublime5446 View Post
Look in the box right above your post...it says:
Attention Unsaved Trash: This the ONLY subforum you can start threads in. Here is where you introduce yourself. Tell us what church you go to and what your favorite Bible verse is and how you came to find Jesus.
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This is called the INTRODUCTIONS section for a reason. Please tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.Originally posted by Sublime5446 View Post
If you'd like to find out more about Landover Baptist Church, please read THIS thread created especially for new posters.
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Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
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Re: Landover baptist church is a brand new experience!
"Brand new experiences" tend to be advocated by gays and drug users. I'll stick to what I know, thank you very much. My experience of Jesus Christ is not brand new, but it's everything I need.
Hebrews 13:8
8 Jesus Christ the same yesterday, and to day, and for ever.WARNING:
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I'm encouraged by your testimony Brother Sublime5446. I'm not sure where you are from, but it is uncommon today to experience shock and awe at the unexpurgated teachings of Jesus. We here at Landover Baptist Church experience these things as ordinary and taken for granted. I'm pleased that the Holy Spirit has guided you here and hope you will grow in your Faith by association with our community.Originally posted by Sublime5446 View PostHell's foundations quiver at the shout of praise;
brothers, lift your voices, loud your anthems raise.
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Landover baptist church is not "an experience"
Landover Baptist Church leads you to eternal life with JESUS, if you are ready to change your miserable life!
Here you get guidance with Christian Love!
Gal 6:1
And public, so that other sinners can also learn
1 Tim 5:20
Read the powerful testimonies and teachings all over the forum! PRAISE THE LORD!!!
READ THE BIBLE!!!
HALLELUJAH, HALLELUJAH!!!PRAISE THE LORD ALMIGHTY!
Revelation 21:8
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LAMENTATIONS 3
22 It is of the LORD'S mercies that we are not consumed, because his compassions fail not.
23 They are new every morning: great is thy faithfulness.
KJV .. look up
Hello, and welcome to the forum. Indeed, God's mercies are new every morning. The mercy He afforded yesterday will be different from what He does tomorrow and neither were today's.
There have been some good suggestions from other posters, and I hope you are able to accept Jesus.
Jesus is God.
Hallelujah!
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I personally don't like music at all, but every time Sister Mitza links something, it fills me with great joy!!!
Thank you, Sister Mitza!!!PRAISE THE LORD ALMIGHTY!
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