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  • Zechariah Smyth
    Walking in all the commandments and ordinances of the Lord blameless.
    True Christian™
    • Feb 2011
    • 15251

    #16
    Re: God Spoke To Me In a Dream

    Originally posted by Mikko Ainasoja View Post
    blah blah blah

    Whole Bible is good to read, but Gospel is the place to start, so you get know our Lord.

    blah blah blah
    No.



    Don't ever, ever, EVER listen to people who tell you this. You start at Genesis 1:1 and you end at Revelation 22:21 and you don't skip anything.

    Look, if you start at Matthew 1:1 you miss all KINDS of cool stuff...

    - the Flood? Where God determined there was only one family on Earth that didn't deserve to drown?

    - the she-bear and the 42 children? Where God determined that kids deserve to be ripped apart by a wild animal for making fun of a guy's male pattern baldness?

    etc. etc.

    C'mon!

    Yours in Christ,

    Z. Smyth
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    • Naomi Ruth Lamb
      True Christian™
      True Christian™
      • Nov 2013
      • 999

      #17
      Re: God Spoke To Me In a Dream

      Originally posted by Revelations5:25 View Post
      Hello all.

      I am here unfortunately to say that I think I am not a Christian. I have raised myself without parent or influence of God...

      How did this happen? What does this mean? Did God really speak to me? Like I said I have never heard these words before. What do they mean?
      Well, Brother 5:25, let's explore this a bit, shall we?

      We are all just as curious as kittens to know about how you came to learn of the Lord, your favorite Bible verse, and what church you attend. Still, in your introduction you mention you raised yourself.

      Are you a hermit? A wild man running around clothed only with a couple of squirrel tails to cover your posterior and your procreative appendages? Do you bathe? Without the influence of a parent, you must be quite socially inept. Without the influence of God, your soul is black with sin and is headed toward the fiery pits of hell. Psalms 9:17

      God speaks to me at times in the comfort of my luxurious, sprawling estate in a desirable section of Freehold. He says things like, "My Child, it's time for prayer," or "My dear daughter, spend some time in praise and worship," and things like that. I know it is God's voice because I take time to be silent and receive His counsel.

      It is likely this is our wonderful God speaking to you!

      "Out of heauen hee made thee to heare his voice, that he might instruct thee: and vpon earth hee shewed thee his great fire, and thou heardest his words out of the midst of the fire." Deuteronomy 4:36

      As you have already been warned, it is possible that God has looked at your timetable and has decided that it's time for you to go. Are there she-bears near you? That in and of itself is no guarantee of safety, since God can send a she-bear anywhere, anytime with the blink of an eye. It could also be that God is calling you as a witness to others. You see, God wants us to give everything to Him, fully dedicate our lives to Him, give of our time, our money, our hearts and minds so that His Name can be glorified 24/7! But when we give these things to God, we have the assurance that our souls will rest in His Bosom forever, where we will continue to tell Him how wonderful He is for all eternity, non-stop! What an exciting and fulfilling existence eternity will be. There will be none of that, "Well, what shall we do today?" kind of thing anymore. Every hour will be spent building up our Lord's Ego, because He thrives on that, and because, well, He temporarily gave up His ONLY Son, our Darling Savior Jesus Christ, so that we are obligated to take advantage of His sacrifice in order to live in conditions where the temperature doesn't melt our skin.

      I don't know about you, but I think God is a pretty awesome God! Glory! I pray that you'll come to know Him in His Fullness and Grace. Fall on your knees even now and pray this prayer:

      "Oh Holy God, Whose great lovingkindness reaches usward, even to the depths of our darkened soul, how amazing You are! Oh, You are such an amazing and loving and kind and giving Deity! Wow, how special You are! I believe in Your Son, Jesus Christ (and what a lovely choice of names, Lord) and I believe that I am a sinner damned by Eve's sin, doomed forever to an eternity in the fiery pits of Hell. Oh Lord, won't You blot out my sins through the shed blood of Jesus? Won't You erase the stains that my selfish existence has caused? I want to serve You, Father, and I trust in Your Faithfulness to forgive me, save me, sanctify me, and fill me with Your Holy Ghost! I thank You now that even as I pray, You are working a great miracle in my soul and my life. Glory to You forever and ever and ever, AMEN AND AMEN!"

      If you prayed that prayer, you are now on your way to heaven! But there's more! Read the Holy Bible King James Version 1611 from cover to cover - non-stop! FOLLOW EVERY WORD of its glorious teachings. Then find a good Bible believing church and attend services every time the door is open. Tithe 10 percent of your income to GOD as He commands us. Oh, Glory, the Bible is true and the promises found within it are YOURS when you accept His gift of Salvation(R). If you cannot find a church close to you, it is acceptable to tithe to Landover. In fact, you could split your tithes with 90 percent coming to Landover and the other 10 percent going to your much less effective and important local church. I will keep you in prayer, Brother.

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      • Pastor Ezekiel
        Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
         
        • Sep 2006
        • 78556

        #18
        Re: God Spoke To Me In a Dream

        Originally posted by Revelations5:25 View Post
        Hello all.

        I am here unfortunately to say that I think I am not a Christian. I have raised myself without parent or influence of God, because I was never taught. Last week, a voice that could not be seen entered my dreams and spoke the words, There is neither Jew nor Greek, there is neither bond nor free, there is neither male nor female: for ye are all one in Christ Jesus. I have never heard these words before, and since then I have been doing my best to study the bible and have found that these words to be a part of the book Galatians.

        How did this happen? What does this mean? Did God really speak to me? Like I said I have never heard these words before. What do they mean?
        Please make a thread of your own in the "Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.

        And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.

        I will pray that the Holy Spirit enter you and chase the demons out of your rectum and let Jesus fill you with His Grace. If you use your God-given free will to reject Christ and His temporary death on the cross for my sins, then you are sending yourself to hellfire.
        Who Will Jesus Damn?

        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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        • Mikko Ainasoja
          Unsaved trash, suspected jap
          • Jul 2014
          • 18

          #19
          Re: God Spoke To Me In a Dream

          Greetings,

          I saw a dream, from our Lord.

          In night a moth fly in my room in, I saw that and I try to catch it, so I can release it out in my window. Then I saw that the moth is not a moth, but a hawk-moth, big rare hawk-moth, and I think that I must catch this, and not release it. I come closer to hawk-moth and looking at it and I wonder is that so big and rare? and I am not so sure anymore. Dream end.

          And soon I find you writing, that God was speak to you, and read it. And I like experience that dream again.

          Sincerely

          Mikko Ainasoja

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          • Elmer G. White
            Distinguished Professor of Prayer Healing and Creation Zoology (Baraminology)
            Victim of atheist scientific persecution
             
            • Apr 2014
            • 10274

            #20
            Re: God Spoke To Me In a Dream

            Oh dear...

            Now we have an actual dream team here?

            Zechariah 10:2
            For the idols have spoken vanity, and the diviners have seen a lie, and have told false dreams; they comfort in vain: therefore they went their way as a flock, they were troubled, because there was no shepherd.


            Trust not dreams, trust the Word of God! No additions are needed, no dilutions, no extra burden to make our way towards Heaven more cumbersome.

            Deuteronomy 4:2
            Ye shall not add unto the word which I command you, neither shall ye diminish ought from it, that ye may keep the commandments of the LORD your God which I command you.

            2 Peter 2:1
            But there were false prophets also among the people, even as there shall be false teachers among you, who privily shall bring in damnable heresies, even denying the Lord that bought them, and bring upon themselves swift destruction.


            Whom do you trust!? Your own fallible mind lured by Satan or the infallible Jesus?! Which one do you follow!? The false dream or the True Word™ of GOD?!

            For me, it is an easy choice to make!



            Yours in Christ,

            Elmer
            2 Kings 18:25 - Am I now come up without the LORD against this place to destroy it? The LORD said to me, Go up against this land, and destroy it.



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            • Mikko Ainasoja
              Unsaved trash, suspected jap
              • Jul 2014
              • 18

              #21
              Re: God Spoke To Me In a Dream

              Greetings all,

              And speak about dreams. God speak to us all in dreams, but most people don't understand the message, cause they has grown apart to God's will.

              Many see dreams about having relationship with someone strange as for craving. This can mean that, that the person have relationship with some unpleasant habit, in eyes of God, to do things or just to think. And some see dreams about craving to them self, and this can mean that the person use God's word to pleasing him self.

              So God speak to us all, but how many know how to listen him? Not many.

              So always seek God´s will, with pure heart, and be wery sincere for that, so you can start to understood the messages what God send to you

              Exhorting from

              Mikko Ainasoja

              Lord Jesus Christ's and God's servant

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              • Shadow Fox
                Unsaved trash
                • Jul 2014
                • 9

                #22
                Re: God Spoke To Me In a Dream

                Cool! So an imaginary friend in a dream where anything can happened talked to you eh?

                Anime characters have talked to me in dreams before. Don't make them real!

                Loser. HA!
                Rom.1:26-27
                For this cause God gave them up unto vile affections: for even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature. And likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly, and receiving in themselves that recompence of their error which was meet.

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                • Thinks Design
                  Unsaved trash false psuedo Christian
                  • Mar 2012
                  • 366

                  #23
                  Re: God Spoke To Me In a Dream

                  Originally posted by Shadow Fox View Post
                  Cool! So an imaginary friend in a dream where anything can happened talked to you eh?

                  Anime characters have talked to me in dreams before. Don't make them real!

                  Loser. HA!
                  You are such a mean boy. Why can't you be a bit more positve?

                  Jesus teaches us to love EVERYONE, what ever sex, colour or sexual orientation.

                  ThinksDesign.
                  I whore for Satan

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                  • Zechariah Smyth
                    Walking in all the commandments and ordinances of the Lord blameless.
                    True Christian™
                    • Feb 2011
                    • 15251

                    #24
                    Re: God Spoke To Me In a Dream

                    Originally posted by Thinks Design View Post
                    You are such a mean boy. Why can't you be a bit more positve?

                    Jesus teaches us to love EVERYONE, what ever sex, colour or sexual orientation.

                    ThinksDesign.
                    Please post the relevant Scripture that supports your claim that Jesus explicitly endorses queer anal sex.

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                    • Thinks Design
                      Unsaved trash false psuedo Christian
                      • Mar 2012
                      • 366

                      #25
                      Re: God Spoke To Me In a Dream

                      Originally posted by Zechariah Smyth View Post
                      Please post the relevant Scripture that supports your claim that Jesus explicitly endorses queer anal sex.

                      It's not about the Bible it is about love.

                      God made us all and difference is nothing to be afraid of. Some people think I'm different because I am very intuitive. Something I know that before they happen. That's different but nothing to be afraid of. Once I dreamt of a flying boat and the very next month that plane got shot down over the Ukraine.

                      That kind of power scares some people and they think is is strange but I know God gave me that power.

                      ThinksDesign.
                      I whore for Satan

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                      • Steph Leia
                        Forum Member
                        Forum Member
                        • Jun 2014
                        • 235

                        #26
                        Re: God Spoke To Me In a Dream

                        Originally posted by Thinks Design View Post
                        It's not about the Bible blah blah blah blah
                        Honey, how can you say something is NOT about the Bible! His word is the most amazing, wonderful, true thing ever to be bestowed upon humanity. If it's not in the Bible, it's either fake or of no importance. I fail to see how you are even a fake Christian, if you so openly go against The Bible. Have you read His Word yet? Fully? Of you have, then you will realise how important it is to our lives. Only by following it exactly can we be given a place in Heaven. It makes me sad that you do not understand this
                        Atheists! Make the right choice!
                        or
                        It should be obvious.
                        Come stand with us, with Christians, with Jesus, in eternal glory in heaven instead of agony in hell. You won't regret it!

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                        • Mikko Ainasoja
                          Unsaved trash, suspected jap
                          • Jul 2014
                          • 18

                          #27
                          Re: God Spoke To Me In a Dream

                          Greetings all,

                          Well, what you say starter, are you just a ordinary moth, who lives he life without knowing God, or are you that big, rare hawk-moth who lives he life with full obedience to God?

                          I hope that you are that, better one, I hope that to all peoples, because we must have love for everyone, so I exhort to you all be that better one, who lives he life with full obedience to our Lord Jesus Christ, and God.

                          And may God bless you all in your repentance in our Lord Jesus Christ.

                          Thanks and honor forever and ever to God and our Lord Jesus Christ. Amen.

                          Sincerely to you all

                          Mikko Ainasoja

                          Lord Jesus Christ and God's servant

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