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  • Kittykoo
    Unsaved trash, obese scotish chav
    • Jul 2014
    • 33

    #1

    Good evening :)

    Hello there!
    My name is Amy, I am a proud British female and I am very happy to have found your site. I have seen this before when I was younger and I snapped to quickly and didn't listen to you. No I haven't converted but I have decided to look deeper into religion. I am an ambassador of Religious Education at my school and we speak of all different religions. We have spoke to many Christians but nobody quite like you. Would you be willing to answer me a few question? I have looked round your forum but I find it difficult to follow sometimes. I speak to my school about religious education, being a humanities school and a sector school, and we do take an interest. I found out about God when I found the devil. I don't mean I was a satanist but I watched a lot of movies where I heard of I him and listen to music with him, once I grew up I found out more! I love the thought of he here being more. Oh also we are learning about quantum theory currently to explain miracles, have you any input? Greatly appreciated.
    So what do you think of me? Am I welcome to speak among your forum?
    Forever a dinosaur!
  • VictoryOS
    True Christian™ Beauty Queen
     
    • Dec 2007
    • 5388

    #2
    Re: Good evening

    I would like to extend a tentative welcome although "proud female" usually means lesbian. You are absolutely welcome to speak here as long as you have permission from your father, husband, or other responsible male in your family.
    Let Jesus Christ Wash You Clean
    in 2016

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    • Kittykoo
      Unsaved trash, obese scotish chav
      • Jul 2014
      • 33

      #3
      Re: Good evening

      Oh, no I am not a lesbian merely happy with my gender. I have a partner actually, very happy with him. And thank you oh so very much for your welcome!
      Forever a dinosaur!

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      • Attila's Wife
        True Christian™
        True Christian™
        • Jul 2013
        • 1941

        #4
        Re: Good evening

        Welcome to a fellow Englishwoman.

        Do tell us dear, what is a sector school? It is not a term I am familiar with.

        And have you read the instructions at the top of the page?

        YiC
        AW
        2 Timothy 3:16

        All scripture is given by inspiration of God, and is profitable for doctrine, for reproof, for correction, for instruction in righteousness:


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        • Kittykoo
          Unsaved trash, obese scotish chav
          • Jul 2014
          • 33

          #5
          Re: Good evening

          In our country it's another term for a non religious school. Of course some of our pupils are religious but we do not pray or do any kind of worship in the building. But we rather study other religions. And yes I did but I couldn't really say what church I go to as I do not attend church, I'm too busy or I would love to go and look at the beauty of the building. And I couldn't possibly pick a favourite verse!
          Forever a dinosaur!

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          • Steph Leia
            Forum Member
            Forum Member
            • Jun 2014
            • 235

            #6
            Re: Good evening

            Originally posted by Kittykoo View Post
            In our country it's another term for a non religious school. Of course some of our pupils are religious but we do not pray or do any kind of worship in the building. But we rather study other religions. And yes I did but I couldn't really say what church I go to as I do not attend church, I'm too busy or I would love to go and look at the beauty of the building. And I couldn't possibly pick a favourite verse!

            Wait, so when you say pupils, are you a teacher? Beware of 1 Timothy 2:12
            Atheists! Make the right choice!
            or
            It should be obvious.
            Come stand with us, with Christians, with Jesus, in eternal glory in heaven instead of agony in hell. You won't regret it!

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            • Elmer G. White
              Distinguished Professor of Prayer Healing and Creation Zoology (Baraminology)
              Victim of atheist scientific persecution
               
              • Apr 2014
              • 10271

              #7
              Re: Good evening

              Originally posted by Kittykoo View Post
              Hello there!
              My name is Amy... Would you be willing to answer me a few question?... Oh also we are learning about quantum theory currently to explain miracles, have you any input? ... So what do you think of me? Am I welcome to speak among your forum?
              Originally posted by Kittykoo View Post
              ... And I couldn't possibly pick a favourite verse!
              Hello, yonder! Welcome!

              I picked up a favorite verse for you!

              1Timothy 6:4-5
              He is proud, knowing nothing, but doting about questions and strifes of words, whereof cometh envy, strife, railings, evil surmisings, Perverse disputings of men of corrupt minds, and destitute of the truth, supposing that gain is godliness: from such withdraw thyself.


              What do you think of it? Powerful stuff, isn't it? Do you think there can be too many questions and words? Can there be too little quiet contemplation? Is it possible that there is actually a book that answers those questions? Have you read the threads in this Forum on Bible study? Do you know the section 'Bible in a Year'? Do you think it could help you? What do you think about it? Could you consider reading it? Have you tried the 'search' function?

              Yours in Christ,

              Elmer
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              • Pastor Ezekiel
                Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                 
                • Sep 2006
                • 78555

                #8
                Re: Good evening

                Originally posted by Kittykoo View Post
                Hello there!
                My name is Amy, I am a proud British female and I am very happy to have found your site. I have seen this before when I was younger and I snapped to quickly and didn't listen to you. No I haven't converted but I have decided to look deeper into religion. I am an ambassador of Religious Education at my school and we speak of all different religions. We have spoke to many Christians but nobody quite like you. Would you be willing to answer me a few question? I have looked round your forum but I find it difficult to follow sometimes. I speak to my school about religious education, being a humanities school and a sector school, and we do take an interest. I found out about God when I found the devil. I don't mean I was a satanist but I watched a lot of movies where I heard of I him and listen to music with him, once I grew up I found out more! I love the thought of he here being more. Oh also we are learning about quantum theory currently to explain miracles, have you any input? Greatly appreciated.
                So what do you think of me? Am I welcome to speak among your forum?
                Dear Foreigner;

                There is nothing to be proud of when you're a brit. Your people worship the queen and indulge in unrestrained sodomy.

                Please tell us about your husband, your sons, and your pies. That's what Christian girls usually like to babble about. I assume you have your husband's permission to be posting here?

                If you'd like to find out more about Landover Baptist Church, please read THIS thread created especially for new posters.

                If you have a question, use the "search" function before posting it. Most likely it is being discussed somewhere on this Godly forum. Please don't waste God's precious bandwidth.

                You will keep a respectful tongue in your head whenever addressing your betters, which includes all True Christians™. Failure to do so, or any attempt at inciting debate or mockery of God's Divine Plan, can and will result in the suspension of your posting privileges.

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                YIC,

                --Pastor Ezekiel
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                Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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                • Attila's Wife
                  True Christian™
                  True Christian™
                  • Jul 2013
                  • 1941

                  #9
                  Re: Good evening

                  I speak to my school about religious education, being a humanities school and a sector school,
                  Originally posted by Kittykoo View Post
                  In our country it's another term for a non religious school. Of course some of our pupils are religious but we do not pray or do any kind of worship in the building.
                  Do they teach the English language?

                  secular

                  adjective: /ˈsek.jʊ.lər/

                  not having any connection with religion:

                  examples of usage:

                  • We live in an increasingly secular society, in which religion has less and less influence on our daily lives;
                  • secular education;
                  • a secular state.

                  How old are you, dear? Do you have your father's permission to be here?
                  2 Timothy 3:16

                  All scripture is given by inspiration of God, and is profitable for doctrine, for reproof, for correction, for instruction in righteousness:


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                  • Faith_Machine
                    Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
                    True Christian™
                    • Mar 2011
                    • 10050

                    #10
                    Re: Good evening

                    I stopped reading at "humanities school."

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                    • Marko Loimaan-Aho
                      Forum Member
                      Forum Member
                      • May 2014
                      • 709

                      #11
                      Re: Good evening

                      Originally posted by Faith_Machine View Post
                      I stopped reading at "humanities school."

                      Humanities school sounds to me like a place where they teach people to be vegetarians, feminazis and homers. And animal-lovers.
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                      • Naomi Ruth Lamb
                        True Christian™
                        True Christian™
                        • Nov 2013
                        • 999

                        #12
                        Re: Good evening

                        Miss Koo,

                        I cautiously welcome you.

                        Psalm 73:6 compares pride to a chain and Proverbs 11:2 says that with the lowly there is wisdom. For that reason, I caution you against embracing pride as if it were some invisible husband. Our Heavenly Father has given women strict rules for our conduct; to go against the Lord is to invite goiters, painful periods, and a Sara Gilbert kind of lifestyle.

                        Dreadful!

                        However, the Lord Jesus Christ, our Savior and our King, is knocking at your door, imploring you to allow Him to enter you completely and fill you with His massive love. He wants to shed His blood over you - the same blood that He shed on Mt. Calvary - which will wash you white as snow! GLORY! What a wonderful and awesome God we serve.

                        Miss Koo, I have entered your name on my prayer list. Don't hesitate to call on our loving, welcoming pastors for assistance with your questions regarding living a True Christian(TM) life. However, you should start by reading the Glorious Word of God, the 1611 King James version of the Holy Bible. Hallelujah! The Holy Ghost will guide you as you read the amazing promises of God - His love letter to you.

                        In prayer,
                        NRL
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                        • Kittykoo
                          Unsaved trash, obese scotish chav
                          • Jul 2014
                          • 33

                          #13
                          Re: Good evening

                          Oh my...right well I can see that you don't really appreciate
                          Britain much then? We don't necessarily worship the Queen, she just runs the country. I can't help that this was where I was nitrated and grew up.

                          I am not a teacher, I am a pupil that studies religion in depth and does all she can to learn about what others think of The Lord. I speak to primary schools about religion on occasion I with a group of friends, all of which study religion in depth.

                          Oh, humanities school simply means that we specialise in the subjects of history, geography and of course religion. The school encourages free thinking, which you may not agree with? And we are a very open minded school full of children of different faiths.

                          And I do have permission to be in here. I gave myself the permission. I know why I am here and I wish to be judged and told what is wrong with our way of thinking, that all religion should be acknowledged and one is never right. I am not married, need to I wish to be at such a grilling young age and of course I bear no child. Pie? Well I don't make much but when I do I suppose I make a very decent one!
                          Forever a dinosaur!

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                          • Attila's Wife
                            True Christian™
                            True Christian™
                            • Jul 2013
                            • 1941

                            #14
                            Re: Good evening

                            Originally posted by Kittykoo View Post
                            Oh my...right well I can see that you don't really appreciate
                            Britain much then? We don't necessarily worship the Queen, she just runs the country. I can't help that this was where I was nitrated and grew up.
                            Nitrated? Your Humpty Dumpty use of language is a mystery to us, child.
                            2 Timothy 3:16

                            All scripture is given by inspiration of God, and is profitable for doctrine, for reproof, for correction, for instruction in righteousness:


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                            • Kittykoo
                              Unsaved trash, obese scotish chav
                              • Jul 2014
                              • 33

                              #15
                              Re: Good evening

                              Apologizes... I sometimes get overwhelmed by my own words as that was meant to say birthed! How embarresing a spelling mistake. Not even close!
                              Forever a dinosaur!

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