A question for the Christians

[The_Halfwit_Atheist]

Do you Christians consider this a church? I mean, do the same rules apply here as would in a Christian church (and posting here is the same as speaking in a church)? For instance, this post is the same as me standing in a church and asking the question (though it would seem stupid in THAT context)- True or false?

[Alphonse Alban]

Re: A question for the Christians

This is the internet forum of a Landover Baptist Church.

Simple.

[The_Halfwit_Atheist]

Re: A question for the Christians

This is the internet forum of a Landover Baptist Church.

Simple.

This is the internet forum of a Landover Baptist Church.

Simple.

So... This is not considered a church? You do not consider this a church for practicing your religion?

[Alphonse Alban]

Re: A question for the Christians

So... This is not considered a church? You do not consider this a church for practicing your religion?

Ah, you really are that slow. Let me repeat it once more for you.

This is the internet forum of a Landover Baptist Church.

Simple.

[Zechariah Smyth]

Re: A question for the Christians

So... This is not considered a church? You do not consider this a church for practicing your religion?

Brother Alphonse already answered you.

So, go ahead and spring your trap...you know you want to.



Yours in Christ,

Z. Smyth

[Mistress Cookie]

Re: A question for the Christians

Do you Christians consider this a church?

This is not a church, because you would not be allowed in a church. You are a mongoloid. Perhaps hydrocephalic.

I am sorry.

[Attila's Wife]

Re: A question for the Christians

This is not a church, because you would not be allowed in a church. You are a mongoloid. Perhaps hydrocephalic.

I always get that confused with lycanthropic. Hydrocephalic, that is, not mongoloid.

Also if this were a church, as True Christian™ women we would not be answering questions - effectively "speaking" - would we, Cookie dear?

[The_Halfwit_Atheist]

Re: A question for the Christians

I always get that confused with lycanthropic. Hydrocephalic, that is, not mongoloid.

Also if this were a church, as True Christian™ women we would not be answering questions - effectively "speaking" - would we, Cookie dear?

According to Corinthians 14:34–35, no, you shouldn't. In fact, the whole Bible is full of strange things. Want examples?
1 Timothy 2:12.
Women should be silent. I assume that includes you?
In Genesis, it says that it took your so-called 'god' a whole day to create the Sun. Then, on the fourth day, he created all of the other stars.
...
These days, we know that the Sun IS a star. However, back when your bible was written, we did not know that. Your so-called 'god' should have known, but he did not- because he did not exist.
Let me put it this way.

The Sun is 332,000 times more massive then the Earth. Because it took your so-called 'god' THREE WHOLE DAYS to create the Earth, it should take him about 998,700 days to create the SUN. And that is just one star.
Because there are about 50 sextillion (50,000,000,000,000,000,000,000) stars in the galaxy, it would take about 18 octillion days to create them all (49,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000).
And that is a number significantly larger then 4.

[Didymus Much]

Re: A question for the Christians

...And that is a number significantly larger then 4.

then [then]
adverb
1. at that time: Prices were lower then.
2. immediately or soon afterward: The rain stopped and then started again.
3. next in order of time: We ate, then we started home.
4. at the same time: At first the water seemed blue, then gray.
5. next in order of place: Standing beside Charlie is my uncle, then my cousin, then my brother.

http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/then

than [than, then; unstressed thuhn, uhn]
conjunction
1. (used, as after comparative adjectives and adverbs, to introduce the second member of an unequal comparison): She's taller than I am.
2. (used after some adverbs and adjectives expressing choice or diversity, such as other, otherwise, else, anywhere, or different, to introduce an alternative or denote a difference in kind, place, style, identity, etc.): I had no choice other than that. You won't find such freedom anywhere else than in this country.
3. (used to introduce the rejected choice in expressions of preference): I'd rather walk than drive there.
4. except; other than: We had no choice than to return home.
5. when: We had barely arrived than we had to leave again.

http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/than

And please stop trying to use logic to "disprove" God.

Just because something doesn't make sense to you, has little bearing on what is actually true.

Bible's got it covered, anyway, the "my thoughts are above your thoughts" verse that you've been shown before.

[ExGay Alex]

Re: A question for the Christians

According to Corinthians 14:34–35, no, you shouldn't. In fact, the whole Bible is full of strange things. Want examples?
1 Timothy 2:12.
Women should be silent. I assume that includes you?
In Genesis, it says that it took your so-called 'god' a whole day to create the Sun. Then, on the fourth day, he created all of the other stars.
...
These days, we know that the Sun IS a star. However, back when your bible was written, we did not know that. Your so-called 'god' should have known, but he did not- because he did not exist.
Let me put it this way.

The Sun is 332,000 times more massive then the Earth. Because it took your so-called 'god' THREE WHOLE DAYS to create the Earth, it should take him about 998,700 days to create the SUN. And that is just one star.
Because there are about 50 sextillion (50,000,000,000,000,000,000,000) stars in the galaxy, it would take about 18 octillion days to create them all (49,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000).
And that is a number significantly larger then 4.

It never says in the Bible that it took him a whole day to do anything. It says he did this or that on the first day or the second day, etc.

If on Monday I go to town one time, it does not follow that on Tuesday I could not go to town two times, or even 50 times. God can take as long as He wants to put the Earth together, and that does not mean that He could not create all the stars in the universe on less than one minute on some other day. It does not necessarily take longer just because there are more of them or they are larger.

In fact, they are simpler to make because they are just gas clouds and do not have the animals, people, continents, etc. that we have on Earth. But in any event, I would not speculate on God's power to make many things or large things other than to say for sure He made one huge retard, and that is you.

[Mistress Cookie]

Re: A question for the Christians

In fact, [stars] are simpler to make because they are just gas clouds and do not have the animals, people, continents, etc. that we have on Earth.

Also, after he made the first star, the rest of them would have gone quicker and quicker, because he knew how to do it.

It's like when I made my first pie: It took a long time because I had to get every little detail right, and throw away a lot of failed attempts. But once I got it down, why, now I could make hundreds or even thousands in a day if I had to, I bet!

[Attila's Wife]

Re: A question for the Christians

It's like when I made my first pie.....

Or, if this makes it easier for a boy to understand, it's like putting flat-pack furniture together. That first bookcase or whatever takes an hour, but the second one only takes 10 minutes.

[Mistress Cookie]

Re: A question for the Christians

Or, if this makes it easier for a boy to understand, it's like putting flat-pack furniture together. That first bookcase or whatever takes an hour, but the second one only takes 10 minutes.

I mean, really! Like God(TM) can't figure out something that to him is as easy as "fitting Tab A into Slot B"?

Give me a break.

[Daniel Shatterton]

Re: A question for the Christians

Also, after he made the first star, the rest of them would have gone quicker and quicker, because he knew how to do it.

It's like when I made my first pie: It took a long time because I had to get every little detail right, and throw away a lot of failed attempts. But once I got it down, why, now I could make hundreds or even thousands in a day if I had to, I bet!

But he knows everything, right? He knew how to make stars as he invented them in your concept. And because of this, he did not get faster and faster, but you did, because you didn't know how to make pies. And then you got routine. But God has no routine as he knows all...

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: A question for the Christians

But he knows everything, right? He knew how to make stars as he invented them in your concept. And because of this, he did not get faster and faster, but you did, because you didn't know how to make pies. And then you got routine. But God has no routine as he knows all...

The Holy Bible tells us that God sometimes changes His Holy and Perfect Mind. Consider the following examples.

The LORD was grieved that He had made man on the earth,
and His heart was filled with pain
Genesis 6:6

When God saw what they did and how they turned from their evil ways,
He had compassion and did not bring upon them the destruction He had threatened.
Jonah 3:10

Then the LORD relented and did not bring on His people the disaster He had threatened.
Exodus 32:14

To the unregenerated heart, that may appear as if God was confused at first, but those of us who walk in Righteousness know that God, who is omniscient and sovereign, is never confused or confounded. God always knew what He was going to do. God does what He needs to do to cause humanity to fulfill His perfect plan.

…declaring the end from the beginning, and from the past things which were not done, saying, My purpose shall stand, and I will do all My pleasure
… What I have said, that will I bring about; what I have planned, that will I do.
Isaiah 46:10-11

If that means making stars more quickly after He got the diving hang of it, then there it is.