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Hello my name is Jon I have come to this forum to try and further educate myself on your religion, I shall admit now that I am not a follower of your religion but I want to be more informed on different religions so I have come in seek of any knowledge that anyone in willing to offer me, please note that I have no intention of offending anyone by wishing to expand my mind. Thank you.
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Have you read the KJV Bible? Everything you need to know is in there.Originally posted by LieutenantJonShepard View Post
Yours in Christ,
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Unfortunately I don't get much spare time so I don't get to read much, I shall try reading the KJV Bible but I may not be able to get through much anytime soon so are there any direct information that can be offered to me from the members of the forum, it does not matter if no information can be offered but I would appreciate any that you can give meComment
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Hello LieutenantJonShepard.
It does not take very long to read the Bible I read it in 17 days when I was in the hospital after I killed my wife it was an accident.
Thank you.
RustyPsalms 116:6 The LORD preserveth the simple: I was brought low, and he helped me.Comment
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That's a dangerous pastime, friend. The Good Lord desires that you not try and "expand" your mind (a euphemism for critical thinking skills and rational thought). This is the fastest way to doubt the need for Salvation, to doubt the value of the temporary sacrifice of our Lord Jesus Christ. I encourage you instead to read the Holy Bible prayerfully, open your heart to the prompting of the Holy Ghost, and practice obedience. Eventually, your heart and mind will follow along, and you'll be happy to be in service to the King.Originally posted by LieutenantJonShepard View Post
But the natural man receiveth not the things of the Spirit of God: for they are foolishness unto him:
neither can he know them, because they are spiritually discerned.
1 Corinthians 2:14
If you want to know about our relationship with Christ, you'll want to know the Word. It is the best representation of Jesus for the Body of Christ (which you'll no doubt want to be a part of).
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Welcome, Lieutenant Shepard. How many islamofascists ahve you sent to hell for Christ Jesus?
If you'd like to find out more about Landover Baptist Church, please read THIS thread created especially for new posters.
If you have a question, use the "search" function before posting it. Most likely it is being discussed somewhere on this Godly forum. Please don't waste God's precious bandwidth.
You will keep a respectful tongue in your head whenever addressing your betters, which includes all True Christians™. Failure to do so, or any attempt at inciting debate or mockery of God's Divine Plan, can and will result in the suspension of your posting privileges.
Your rights on this forum are listed HERE. If you feel that any of these rights have been violated, please don't hesitate to contact a Pastor at once.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!Comment
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Thank you Pastor Ezekiel for linking me to this thread, although I would like to discuss my kill count as I am a part of an elite infantry unit it is not at my disposal to discuss either my own or any member of my units kill count.Comment
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Hooah! Fellow grunt here. I am also not able to speak of my kill count- though mostly due to a series of unfortunate events that led me to being mostly honorably discharged with the prestigious E-2 ranking. But I'm not supposed to talk about that either.Originally posted by LieutenantJonShepard View Post
Regardless, I encourage you to read about the ultimate kill count! And God did more than just rock the body count...
Matthew 10:28 "And fear not them which kill the body, but are not able to kill the soul: but rather fear him which is able to destroy both soul and body in hell."
And He is not even done yet! Glory!"Let your light so shine before men, that they may see your good works, and glorify your Father which is in heaven." (Matthew 5:16)
"But I say unto you, That whosoever shall put away his wife, saving for the cause of fornication, causeth her to commit adultery: and whosoever shall marry her that is divorced committeth adultery." (Matthew 5:32)Comment
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Thank you so much for guarding our religious freedom and God's favorite country, LieutenantJonShepard! Despite all of America's faults, fags, and lies, our religious freedom, I hold very dear. Otherwise, who knows what the government would make us be - atheist or Catylick? Good heavens, no! That's why when I'm old enough to vote, I'm registering as a Tea Party Conservative!"Every wise woman buildeth her house: but the foolish plucketh it down with her hands." Proverbs 14:1Comment
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You'll register what your husband, father or Pastor tells you to.Originally posted by lstark16 View Post
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!Comment
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Did you graduate top of your class in the Navy Seals, and have been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and you have over 300 confirmed kills?Originally posted by LieutenantJonShepard View Post
YIC1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.
Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.
Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.Comment
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