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  • cameronneverly
    Unsaved trash, smartassed tool of satan
    • Jul 2014
    • 15

    #1

    just saying hello

    hey guys i was told to hop over here to say hello
    2 Timothy 3:16-17 All scripture is given by inspiration of God, and is profitable for doctrine, for reproof, for correction, for instruction in righteousness: That the man of God may be perfect, throughly furnished unto all good works.
  • Steph Leia
    Forum Member
    Forum Member
    • Jun 2014
    • 235

    #2
    Re: just saying hello

    Originally posted by cameronneverly View Post
    hey guys i was told to hop over here to say hello
    Hey dear, it's great to see that you decided to pop over to say hello, but why don't you tell us more about you? What church do you attend? What your favourite scripture is? How you found Him?
    Atheists! Make the right choice!
    or
    It should be obvious.
    Come stand with us, with Christians, with Jesus, in eternal glory in heaven instead of agony in hell. You won't regret it!

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    • MitzaLizalor
      Completely CRAZY for the Lord
      True Christian™
      • Sep 2010
      • 14465

      #3
      Re: just saying hello

      ..er ..hello

      "Told" by whom?

      Are you Scottish? There are 1 or 2 Scots here, I don't interact much being shy by nature but extend the hand of welcome always as I have been welcomed in [what is probably] your country and would not like you to feel a stranger here.

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      • Pastor Ezekiel
        Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
         
        • Sep 2006
        • 78556

        #4
        Re: just saying hello

        Originally posted by cameronneverly View Post
        hey guys i was told to hop over here to say hello
        Please make a thread of your own in the "Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.

        And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.

        I will pray that the Holy Spirit enter you and chase the demons out of your rectum and let Jesus fill you with His Grace. If you use your God-given free will to reject Christ and His temporary death on the cross for my sins, then you are sending yourself to hellfire.
        Who Will Jesus Damn?

        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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        • 3Inver9
          Confirmed Enemy of God
          • May 2014
          • 17

          #5
          Re: just saying hello

          Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
          I will pray that the Holy Spirit enter you and chase the demons out of your rectum and let Jesus fill you with His Grace.
          With the demos chased put of his rectum, then Jesus is going fill his rectum with grace instead. Either way, his ass is taking a pounding.

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          • MitzaLizalor
            Completely CRAZY for the Lord
            True Christian™
            • Sep 2010
            • 14465

            #6
            Re: just saying hello

            Here's another "demo" that you don't know what you're talking about:
            NUMBERS 22
            32
            And the angel of the LORD said unto him, Wherefore hast thou smitten thine ass these three times? behold, I went out to withstand thee, because thy way is perverse before me:
            KJV .. look up . context

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