Hey guys!

[Walter Van Slyke]

Re: Hey guys!

Hello Mr. Ewell. May I echo the previously expressed sentiments as to how nice it is to hear from a Godly man such as yourself.

My favorite bible verse would be Genesis 19:31-35, as it's only thanks to that verse that I was conceived.

I am sorry to hear that your mother is also your sister. Not that God has a problem with that (Genesis 19:36), but it must have caused at least a little confusion at dinnertime while you were growing up. Do you think it worked out okay? Do you plan to have children with your daughter? Just curious.

Humbly,

Wally

[Robert E Ewell]

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I discipline my kids by putting cigarette buts out on the back of their neck. After a good hard work on Sunday, I make them eat at the dinner table only using their hands.

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You sir, should never FORCE your children to partake in actions that could result in them being hellbound/stoned to death, as per Exodus 31:15

[Robert E Ewell]

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Don't tell me you were lucky enough to be one of those Christians their father kept locked in a cage?

Yes indeed! Back in my darker days of youth, i unfortunately fell in the arms of Satan through masturbation. Thankfully, my father was a proper Christian, and taught me through punishment (cage) the right way to go.

[Zechariah Smyth]

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Work on a Sunday?

[3Inver9]

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I discipline my kids by putting cigarette buts out on the back of their neck. After a good hard work on Sunday, I make them eat at the dinner table only using their hands.

[Larry Lee]

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I would say the main reason I transformed from a hellbound babe into a respectable man of Christ would be my father. Thanks to his rigorous beatings and lessons, I became the Christian I am today.

Don't tell me you were lucky enough to be one of those Christians their father kept locked in a cage?

[Robert E Ewell]

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Well, as a babe, you were a sinner and a liar (psalm 58:3) so what about Him changed you from being the wicked babe you were when you were born, to the Christian you say you are now?
Steph.

I would say the main reason I transformed from a hellbound babe into a respectable man of Christ would be my father. Thanks to his rigorous beatings and lessons, I became the Christian I am today.

[VictoryOS]

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Finally! A new hopeful member-to-be who can follow instructions! Of course the most important instructions are to be found between the leather covers of your KJV but you obviously know that already. Welcome to the forums and we look forward to having you as a valuable member!

[Steph Leia]

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I first learned about this forum from my daughter, after I near broke my hand disciplining her. She came across this sight during her supervised 15 minutes of internet last week, and thought I could find some tips on disciplining my women from the True Christians here.

Well you came to the right place! Any biblical advice you ever would need is somewhere on these forums (after all, there are His favourite)

I largely consider myself to be a true Christian, as I have been a follower of Christ my entire life.

Well, as a babe, you were a sinner and a liar (psalm 58:3) so what about Him changed you from being the wicked babe you were when you were born, to the Christian you say you are now?

I interpret the bible literally,

There is no need to interpret it at all, just take the bible the way it is written. I suspect that is what you meant when you say you interpret it literally, but just be careful when you say interpret, that would imply you like using rational thinking.

and currently work as a scientist in a lab dedicated to proving young-earth creationism.

That is lovely to hear! Hopefully you will be able to use the science secular scientists love to much, to show them now they are wrong and He is right. PRAISE



So to His favourite forum! Come join us all in our praising of His name! It is wonderful to meet you!!

Steph.

[Elmer G. White]

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I first learned about this forum from my daughter, after I near broke my hand disciplining her. She came across this sight during her supervised 15 minutes of internet last week, and thought I could find some tips on disciplining my women from the True Christians here. I largely consider myself to be a true Christian, as I have been a follower of Christ my entire life. I interpret the bible literally, and currently work as a scientist in a lab dedicated to proving young-earth creationism. I was raised a Christian, and have never doubted my faith along the way. My favorite bible verse would be Genesis 19:31-35, as it's only thanks to that verse that I was conceived.

Hey,

How nice of you to visit us! And a scholar! I'm already looking forward to discussing YEC with you. It's more than a theory thanks to our pioneers, Morris, Ham, Sarfati and other Godly men. I'm sure you'll eventually be among that YEC Hall of Faith! Hope you're interested in baraminology and genetic entropy and their harmonization.

A daughter? Any sons in addition to half children!?

Joshua 10:12-13 - Then spake Joshua to the LORD in the day when the LORD delivered up the Amorites before the children of Israel, and he said in the sight of Israel, Sun, stand thou still upon Gibeon; and thou, Moon, in the valley of Ajalon - this has always been an inspiration to me! Are you looking for Bible believing Creation Science Institutes now that AiG and CMI have been corrupted by the spherical Earth heresy!? I think we can help you there.

Welcome! Hope to discuss these important issues with you. Of course, our pastors will assess in due course if your Godliness is sufficient to call you a True Christian™.

Yours in Christ,

Elmer

[Robert E Ewell]

I first learned about this forum from my daughter, after I near broke my hand disciplining her. She came across this sight during her supervised 15 minutes of internet last week, and thought I could find some tips on disciplining my women from the True Christians here. I largely consider myself to be a true Christian, as I have been a follower of Christ my entire life. I interpret the bible literally, and currently work as a scientist in a lab dedicated to proving young-earth creationism. I was raised a Christian, and have never doubted my faith along the way. My favorite bible verse would be Genesis 19:31-35, as it's only thanks to that verse that I was conceived.