[Robert E Ewell]

Re: Hey guys!

That was not much of an introduction, friend. What Church do you attend? Any favorite sermons from your Pastor? What about your wife? What is her best pie?

I run my own church, as i live in what can be equated to "the middle of nowhere"

My wife and I both hate pie, so I have her make custard instead, which is delicious.

[Robert E Ewell]

Re: Hey guys!

Just hold on a second there!!

Leviticus 18:18 "Thou shalt not uncover the nakedness of a woman and her daughter, neither shalt thou take her son's daughter, or her daughter's daughter, to uncover her nakedness; for they are her near kinswomen: it is wickedness."

as it clearly states in 19:31-35, it's okay as long as they get me drunk, do your research, heathen

[Didymus Much]

Re: Hey guys!

...Leviticus 18:17 "Thou shalt not uncover the nakedness of a woman and her daughter...

as it clearly states in Genesis 19:31-35, it's okay as long as they get me drunk...

Fixed your citation.

You aren't intimating that there's a contradiction in the Bible, are you?

[Russell Holbeck]

Re: Hey guys!

Hello Robert E Ewell.

If you are going to talk about the Bible with Didymus Much you need to make very very certain that you are sure of what you are posting. Didymus Much does not love Jesus but he does read the Bible and he knows a lot about the Bible and I do not think he uses Post-it Notes or the Google it does not make sense to me.

I want Didymus Much to be with me in Heaven but he laughs when I say that I am going to miss him maybe God will make some exceptions at the end also my Jewish friend down the street he smells like barbecue sauce.

Thank you.

Rusty

[Mother Of Seven]

Re: Hey guys!

Mr Ewell, I have to query why you would address True Christians™ as "guys". True Christians™ are not Cathlicks, and would never support a plot to assassinate the Godly King who commissioned the true translation of the Bible into English.

FYI, the word "guy" comes from the papist Guy Fawkes who in 1605 was the leader of the Gunpowder Plot to assassinate King James.

[Divine Cactus]

Re: Hey guys!

Robert, tell us more about your community!YIC
YIC

[Marko Loimaan-Aho]

Re: Hey guys!

Mr Ewell

You leave lots of questions without answering. That makes me think, you do not live your life. Do You exist? If you do, you have no difficulties to answer honestly.

Proverbs 11:3

[Robert E Ewell]

Re: Hey guys!

Mr Ewell, I have to query why you would address True Christians™ as "guys". True Christians™ are not Cathlicks, and would never support a plot to assassinate the Godly King who commissioned the true translation of the Bible into English.

FYI, the word "guy" comes from the papist Guy Fawkes who in 1605 was the leader of the Gunpowder Plot to assassinate King James.

Excuse me, but did your husband give you permission to post that? I don't like being hassled by a woman.

[Didymus Much]

Re: Hey guys!

Excuse me, but did your husband give you permission to post that? I don't like being hassled by a woman.

Protip: True Christians™ have thick skin (and skulls, but that's a different...).

Psalm 119:165 "Great peace have they which love thy law: And nothing shall offend them."

[Robert E Ewell]

Re: Hey guys!

Mr Ewell

You leave lots of questions without answering. That makes me think, you do not live your life. Do You exist? If you do, you have no difficulties to answer honestly.

Proverbs 11:3

Last I checked, I was created by our almighty Lord, so yes, I do exist.

[Elmer G. White]

Re: Hey guys!

Mr Ewell, I have to query why you would address True Christians™ as "guys". True Christians™ are not Cathlicks, and would never support a plot to assassinate the Godly King who commissioned the true translation of the Bible into English.

FYI, the word "guy" comes from the papist Guy Fawkes who in 1605 was the leader of the Gunpowder Plot to assassinate King James.

Excuse me, but did your husband give you permission to post that? I don't like being hassled by a woman.

Dear Mr. Ewell,

Of course the True Christian™ Ladies show the drafts of their messages to their True Christian ™ husbands before posting. Every now and then an unsaved person comes and asks the same in an attemt to avoid answering the actual question.

Based on your OP and your manner I must say I had higher hopes for you. The question asked by our pious sister Mother of Seven remains and it is a good one!

The way to God and Salvation is paved with humility and learning. For those, who know the Bible, it is obvious:

Proverbs 1:5
A wise man will hear, and will increase learning; and a man of understanding shall attain unto wise counsels:


We are here not to debate you but to give advice.


Yours in Christ,

Elmer