Hello!

[Scott Richards]

Good afternoon, folks. The name's Scott Richards. I've been a True Christian™ since I was born. Raised the good way in Alabama. Glad to find some similar-minded folks.

See you all around

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Good afternoon, folks. The name's Scott Richards. I've been a True Christian™ since I was born. Raised the good way in Alabama. Glad to find some similar-minded folks.

See you all around

Welcome to God's favorite forum. That wasn't much of an introduction, friend. How old are you? What Church do you attend? How many islamofascists have you sent to hell for Jesus? Please don't be shy! Tell us about your walk with Jesus!

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[Scott Richards]

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Thanks Pastor. I'm 56 years old.

I haven't actually killed any Islamofascists. But, my ancestors have been traced back to the Crusaders way back then. Sure they killed a good share of infidels. I think we need another good crusade down in Mexico or something. Was a little scared to reveal these facts about myself but y'all seem a good deal friendly.

See you around.

[Didymus Much]

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Good afternoon, folks. The name's Scott Richards...

Really? So glad you cleared that up. No one could tell otherwise, unless they happened to look at your username which appears directly above your posts.

...I've been a True Christian™ since I was born...

No, you haven't. True Christian™ status is conferred on those who show they deserve it, which you haven't done yet (see the Unsaved Trash label under your username?). Please note that I am not saying this will not change in the future.

...Glad to find some similar-minded folks...

"Similar" isn't good enough. Think more "exact same" (and they are not the ones who will change).

...But, my ancestors have been traced back to the Crusaders way back then...

The Crusaders were Catholics.

...I think we need another good crusade down in Mexico...

Most Mexicans are Catholics.

Why would Catholics kill Catholics?

Oh, and you still haven't covered the "what church you go to and what your favorite Bible verse is and how you came to find Jesus" bits, either. Your prompt attention to these oversights would be appreciated.

[Mary Etheldreda]

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Hello Mr. Richards, nice to "meet" you. You mentioned elsewhere having eight fine children. Congratulations! How do you teach your children to share the Gospel with the youth of today?

[Witch Hammer]

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I think we need another good crusade down in Mexico or something.

You're right, but lets not forget about the Canuk menace. Years ago, when the bestial eskimo began raping hairy french women, a super-strain of godless mongrel came into being.

The same thing happened in mexico when the dagos started raping nacos, giving rise to the garden variety spic.

The U.S. of A., in all of it's Godly might and Glory, is the only thing standing between these two demonic sub-breeds. If it weren't for our constant presence, they would be engaging in a non-stop rape-fest with one and other, the likes of which hasn't been seen since the days before God smote the cities of Sodom and Gomorrah with brimstone and fire! Imagine, if you dare, the malignant brood that would be spawned by such a union! Fortunately, the thought disgusts Jesus as well. Deuteronomy 7:1-6

A two-front Crusade is definitely in order. Psalm 68:1-3

[M. Mansfield, MD]

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I volunteer twice a year to travel to 3rd world countries such as Canada and heathen Mexico and the Bahamas to provide free medical treatment in poor cities like Toronto, Montreal, Victoria BC, Mexico City, Cancun, Cabo, Nassau, etc.

Disease-ravaged heathens flock to our luxuriously appointed mobile medical centers, their naughty parts covered with the results of disobeying the Lord Jesus. Coughing, wheezing, but all the time begging for money, they try to steal our equipment, hoping to sell a stethoscope or speculum on the black market for pennies to support their cannabis habits. One person in Cabo spilled champagne on an expensive ultrasound machine and it took several minutes and at least ten paper towels to wipe up the spill. Such are the things we go through when, as caring physicians, nurses, and the other medical underlings we take with us, have to endure being away from the USA.

I share the belief that a revival is necessary to keep the scum to the north and the heathens to the south away from us. If we save souls near the border, perhaps we can secure them with the assistance of newly baptized Christians. May God help us make it so.

[Attila's Wife]

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Welcome, Mr Richards.

I haven't actually killed any Islamofascists. But, my ancestors have been traced back to the Crusaders way back then.

Were these ancestors Italian, French or Spanish? Take great care before answering that they were "British".

But do tell us more - much more - about yourself. We want to get to know you.

YiC
AW

[Scott Richards]

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I volunteer twice a year to travel to 3rd world countries such as Canada and heathen Mexico and the Bahamas to provide free medical treatment in poor cities like Toronto, Montreal, Victoria BC, Mexico City, Cancun, Cabo, Nassau, etc.

Disease-ravaged heathens flock to our luxuriously appointed mobile medical centers, their naughty parts covered with the results of disobeying the Lord Jesus. Coughing, wheezing, but all the time begging for money, they try to steal our equipment, hoping to sell a stethoscope or speculum on the black market for pennies to support their cannabis habits. One person in Cabo spilled champagne on an expensive ultrasound machine and it took several minutes and at least ten paper towels to wipe up the spill. Such are the things we go through when, as caring physicians, nurses, and the other medical underlings we take with us, have to endure being away from the USA.

I share the belief that a revival is necessary to keep the scum to the north and the heathens to the south away from us. If we save souls near the border, perhaps we can secure them with the assistance of newly baptized Christians. May God help us make it so.

Couldn't agree more, M. Mansfield. Obama has been practically opening the doors to the dark-skinned leeches to the south.

You're right, but lets not forget about the Canuk menace. Years ago, when the bestial eskimo began raping hairy french women, a super-strain of godless mongrel came into being.

The same thing happened in mexico when the dagos started raping nacos, giving rise to the garden variety spic.

The U.S. of A., in all of it's Godly might and Glory, is the only thing standing between these two demonic sub-breeds. If it weren't for our constant presence, they would be engaging in a non-stop rape-fest with one and other, the likes of which hasn't been seen since the days before God smote the cities of Sodom and Gomorrah with brimstone and fire! Imagine, if you dare, the malignant brood that would be spawned by such a union! Fortunately, the thought disgusts Jesus as well. Deuteronomy 7:1-6

A two-front Crusade is definitely in order. Psalm 68:1-3

The good United States has two good fronts to liberate. The Catholic papal scum in Quebec need to be euthanized else we can expect the Pope to start proselyting innocent young men in the rest of Canada.

Hello Mr. Richards, nice to "meet" you. You mentioned elsewhere having eight fine children. Congratulations! How do you teach your children to share the Gospel with the youth of today?

Nice to meet you as well, Mary. My wife bore me 7 kids 10 years ago and had the 8th only recently. I tell all of my kids to remember a good passage from the Gospel in church and have 'em write it down afterwards. We have a discussion and then we head down to the market or brothel and sing hymns. It's a good family bonding experience.

I've been a Christian all my life.

[Walter Van Slyke]

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I've been a Christian all my life.

No, you haven't.
Romans 3:23 For all have sinned, and come short of the glory of God;

You were born a sinner, as were all of us. So, tell us when you accepted the free gift of eternal salvation (1 Peter 1:9) and became perfect (Matthew 5:48) like the True Christians™ you have met on this forum.

[Scott Richards]

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I have been a Christian but I do not deny I have been a sinner. If God is perfect, I do not see how I can become perfect, as: Romans 3:23 For all have sinned, and come short of the glory of God;

Thank you for welcoming me to this forum .

[Didymus Much]

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I have been a Christian but I do not deny I have been a sinner. If God is perfect, I do not see how I can become perfect, as: Romans 3:23 For all have sinned, and come short of the glory of God;...

That's PAST tense, and says nothing about the present or future. Were you homeschooled or something?

And just what do you mean by, "If God is perfect"???

[Scott Richards]

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Psalm 18:30-36 As for God, his way is perfect

Do not reject the perfection of our God almighty my friend .

As a human I cannot predict the future. God has a path for me and I follow it, so it is redundant to speak in the future tense for I am to follow whatever path God has laid out for me.

Ephesians 1:11 In whom also we have obtained an inheritance, being predestinated according to the purpose of him who worketh all things after the counsel of his own will