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  • #31
    Re: I'm sorry

    I apologize for making a simple spelling error. It won't happen again. But if we're going to discuss vocabulary, I would like to point out that I have a plethora of word choices at my disposal. I sincerely apologize if you think that having an upper level vocabulary automatically categorizes one into the unintelligent category; under the false assumption that use of an external resource is required. If you wish, I could dumb down my speech for the sake of further cementing the unintelligence of adolescent children.


    Now that we have that out of the way, may I ask why this is important? You understood the main message, and that's that. God's word contains small spelling errors in some translations, but we don't harp on God's word for it.

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    • #32
      Re: I'm sorry

      Originally posted by ExGay Alex View Post
      Holmberg, I find it hard to believe you don't masturbate.
      I have more self control than most. I'm sorry if you don't believe me.

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      • #33
        Re: I'm sorry

        What exactly is an "upper level vocabulary", Holmberg dear? It's not a term used in my Godless country.
        2 Timothy 3:16

        All scripture is given by inspiration of God, and is profitable for doctrine, for reproof, for correction, for instruction in righteousness:


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        • #34
          Re: I'm sorry

          Originally posted by ThatOneGuyHolmberg View Post
          I apologize for making a simple spelling error. It won't happen again. But if we're going to discuss vocabulary...
          Please, let's not. Let's talk about your walk with !

          Have you started reading the Holy Bible? Have you found Brother V's Bible In A Year forum is of utmost value. You'll find all kinds of wonderful, Godly insight to help you on your journey!
          Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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          • #35
            Re: I'm sorry

            Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
            Please, let's not. Let's talk about your walk with !
            Thank you for being so interested, sister Mary! I've been reading the Gospels to further myself in the plane of God. I've been reading about his miracles, and the prosperous message that he taught. I'm still a child in terms of Biblical knowledge, and I have so much to learn! This Brother V is going to be a huge help. Thanks for sneding me his way!


            Yours Truly,
            ThatOneGuyOverThere

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            • #36
              Re: I'm sorry

              Therefore you have no excuse, O man, every one of you who judges. For in passing judgment on another you condemn yourself, because you, the judge, practice the very same things.

              Romans 2:1

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              • #37
                Re: I'm sorry

                Originally posted by ThatOneGuyHolmberg View Post
                Thank you for being so interested, sister Mary! I've been reading the Gospels to further myself in the plane of God. I've been reading about his miracles, and the prosperous message that he taught. I'm still a child in terms of Biblical knowledge, and I have so much to learn! This Brother V is going to be a huge help. Thanks for sneding me his way!


                Yours Truly,
                ThatOneGuyOverThere
                You're most welcome dear! Which miracle has most set your heart aflame? Is it when Jesus reverses the effects of cellular decomposition following death (John 11:1-44)? Maybe when He curses a fig tree for having the audacity of not producing fruit for Him off season (Mark 11:12-20)? Or maybe when He made a coin appear in a fish's mouth, perhaps inspiring the story of the Fisherman and his wife so many years later (Matthew 17:27)!
                Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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                • #38
                  Re: I'm sorry

                  Ya want to know the best and most important miracle ever done? Jesus dying on the cross to save us sinners. For all have fallen short of the glory of God and therefore none would get into heaven. But God sees us as he sees His Son, holy and sin free, but only if we are saved.

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                  • #39
                    Re: I'm sorry

                    Originally posted by llllllllll View Post
                    Therefore you have no excuse, O man, every one of you who judges. For in passing judgment on another you condemn yourself, because you, the judge, practice the very same things.

                    Romans 2:1
                    Keep reading...

                    Romans 2:2-3 But dwe are sure that the judgment of God is according to truth against them which commit such things. And thinkest thou this, bO man, that judgest them which do such things, and doest the same, that thou shalt escape the judgment of God?

                    Only hypocrites are admonished to not judge. please do not cherry pick the Bible, young lady.

                    YIC
                    1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

                    Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

                    Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

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                    • #40
                      Re: I'm sorry

                      Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
                      You're most welcome dear! Which miracle has most set your heart aflame?
                      When Christ heals Simon Peter's mother-in-law from the fringe of death (Mark 1:29-31)

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                      • #41
                        Re: I'm sorry

                        Originally posted by ThatOneGuyHolmberg View Post
                        ...I sincerely apologize if you think that having an upper level vocabulary automatically categorizes one into the unintelligent category...
                        That's not the point Mrs. Hun was trying to make. Misuse of big words marks one as a pretentious twat. Said misuse not only includes actual wrong use of the word (especially when combined with neglect of your automatic spellchecker), but overuse of lexicographical "dynamite". You also risk losing clarity of meaning. Always keep your audience in mind.

                        Write as you would speak to a parent or teacher. I learned a variation of that ("write as one would speak to a friend"), but kids these days are all "l33t txt spk Iv ad ur mum" crap, and that won't fly here.

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