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  • ThatOneGuyHolmberg
    Confirmed Enemy of God
    • Aug 2014
    • 42
    #16
    Re: Goodnight sweet prince.

    Originally posted by Witch Hammer View Post
    First, that would be Mrs. Etheldreda to you, boy. Show some respect!
    I'm sorry, Mr. Hammer. Won't happen again.

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      • Mary Etheldreda
        Gushing for Jesus
         
        • Sep 2011
        • 23775
        #17
        Re: Goodnight sweet prince.

        Originally posted by ThatOneGuyHolmberg View Post
        Listen, Mary. I want to, I really do. It's just hard to let go of my past, and his death hit me hard. I know that he did wrong, but he just.... he spent his entire life doing nothing but making people smile. I hope that you'll understand.
        I must admit dear, this doesn't sound good. You see, for the man who is truly repentant, for the man who really loves Jesus, his past holds no appeal. The Apostle Paul tells us to "throw off the old man," that is, to discard your past like yesterday's trash (Ephesians 4:20-24). Why would you want to hold on to sin any more than you'd want to hold on to dandruff as it works its way out of your scalp? Why would you grieve for the death of a man who mocked everything Jesus stands for? That doesn't make sense, dear.
        Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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          • Witch Hammer
            True Christian™
            True Christian™
            • Sep 2006
            • 1717
            #18
            Re: Goodnight sweet prince.

            Originally posted by ThatOneGuyHolmberg View Post
            I'm sorry, Mr. Hammer. Won't happen again.
            It had better not!

            And that'd be Mr. Hammer "Sir"!

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              • ThatOneGuyHolmberg
                Confirmed Enemy of God
                • Aug 2014
                • 42
                #19
                Re: Goodnight sweet prince.

                Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
                I must admit dear, this doesn't sound good. You see, for the man who is truly repentant, for the man who really loves Jesus, his past holds no appeal...
                That would be absolutely correct. Every night when I go to sleep, I hate myself with a passion for my past. I pray daily that my dark past will go away, and what I've done can vanish like the purity of man after Eve eats from the tree. So if anyone were to say for a SINGLE second that there's any redeeming fact for my past, they would be a liar and a fool.

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                  • Faith_Machine
                    Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
                    True Christian™
                    • Mar 2011
                    • 10050
                    #20
                    Re: Goodnight sweet prince.

                    Now that's the spirit!
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                      • Zechariah Smyth
                        Walking in all the commandments and ordinances of the Lord blameless.
                        True Christian™
                        • Feb 2011
                        • 15251
                        #21
                        Re: Goodnight sweet prince.

                        Any parent who names a male child "Robin" shouldn't be surprised when he grows up to be a she-male.

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