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  • ThatOneGuyHolmberg
    Confirmed Enemy of God
    • Aug 2014
    • 42
    #1

    Goodnight sweet prince.

    Today Robin Williams died. Robin Williams was one of the greatest people to ever walk this plane. He was an inspiring figure for all of us to look up to. Robin always found it in himself to make people smile, no matter the time. Robin was the kind of person that would set aside his lifes matters to listen to YOURS, even if it's just to make you feel better. Robin's life was hell. He went into a depression, and it got so bad that he eventually took his own life. Robin didn't deserve what happened to him. Robin was a good man, and a good comedian. All we can hope is that he is with the lord above, so that he may bring his charm to those who have already passed.
    Good night, sweet prince.
    You will be missed
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    • Ezekiel Bathfire
      Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
      Christ's Rottweiler
       
      • Jan 2008
      • 22885
      #2
      Re: Goodnight sweet prince.

      Originally posted by ThatOneGuyHolmberg View Post
      Today Robin Williams died.
      I have some difficulty having much sympathy. There goes a man who encouraged cross-dressing in "Mrs Bathfire" (I wrote to him as it was nothing like my wife but he pretended he hadn't received the letter) and portrayed an alien in "Morse and Minky" - (it is well -known that all aliens are Godless as they have had no Savior to grant them Eternal Bliss.) in which he also appeared to be fornicating with Minky.

      Worse still, he gave personal support to Black Magic in Jew-Mangy (in which I remember very few Jews)

      Small wonder the USA has declined in moral standards. The confusion that man gave to our young people is immense.

      I can only think that his depression was caused by a sudden realization of all the harm he did.
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      “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

      Author of such illuminating essays as,
      Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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        • Jedediah
          True Christian™ Creation Scientist
          Fisher of Men
          True Christian™
          • Feb 2010
          • 6824
          #3
          Re: Goodnight sweet prince.

          That's all fine and well, but all that matters to the LORD is whether he accepted Jesus Christ as his personal LORD and Savior. If he failed to do so, and by all indications that is the case, then he has just begun his eternity of unfathomable torments in the pit of hell.

          John 3:18
          He that believeth on him is not condemned: but he that believeth not is condemned already, because he hath not believed in the name of the only begotten Son of God.
          II Thessalonians 1:7-9
          And to you who are troubled rest with us, when the Lord Jesus shall be revealed from heaven with his mighty angels,
          In flaming fire taking vengeance on them that know not God, and that obey not the gospel of our Lord Jesus Christ:
          Who shall be punished with everlasting destruction from the presence of the Lord, and from the glory of his power
          The man who is being progressively sanctified will inescapably sanctify his home, school, politics, economics, science, and all things else by understanding and interpreting all things in terms of the Word of God and by bringing all things under the Dominion of Christ the King. -R.J. Rushdoony

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            • Mary Etheldreda
              Gushing for Jesus
               
              • Sep 2011
              • 23775
              #4
              Re: Goodnight sweet prince.

              Originally posted by ThatOneGuyHolmberg View Post
              You will be missed
              Not by any True Christian™, he won't. Have you ever seen any of his movies? Have you ever seen his stupid "Mork from Ork" schtick? He spent a lifetime trying to make people laugh when instead he should have been spending his time sharing the Good News that people who don't fear and obey God will spend an eternity suffering unspeakable torment (Ecclesiastes 12:13; John 3:18).

              Listen son, I like you. You're a good kid. But you have to stop putting sinners before the Glory of God if you want to join us in Heaven.

              Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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                • Pastor Isaac Peters
                  Senior Pastor
                  Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™
                  Always Biblically correct
                  True Christian™
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 10639
                  #5
                  Re: Goodnight sweet prince.

                  In The Bird's Nest or whatever it was called, Williams shone a positive light on faggotry, and God's Word tells us that He hates fag-enablers as much as He hates fags:

                  [Romans 1:32 KJV] 32 Who knowing the judgment of God, that they which commit such things are worthy of death, not only do the same, but have pleasure in them that do them.
                  This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

                  Questions to ask liberal "Christians" ✞ Things that the Bible doesn't say ✞ Tolerance

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                    • Witch Hammer
                      True Christian™
                      True Christian™
                      • Sep 2006
                      • 1717
                      #6
                      Re: Goodnight sweet prince.

                      And let us not forget the swing he took at all Christiandom in 'What Dreams May Come', with a little help from his aboriginal sidekick, Kunta Gooding Jr. If Jesus didn't want women to burn in hell, He wouldn't have put them there in the first place! A select few may sneak into Heaven on their TC™ husbands' coattails, but that is an exception to the general rule.

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                        • Pastor Ezekiel
                          Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                           
                          • Sep 2006
                          • 78556
                          #7
                          Re: Goodnight sweet prince.

                          Mr. Williams is at this very moment experiencing the worst tortures of hellfire that can be imagined.

                          Just hope that you don't as well.
                          Who Will Jesus Damn?

                          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                          Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                            • Mistress Cookie
                              Petite pearl of Baptist womanhood
                              True Christian™
                              • Jul 2008
                              • 6790
                              #8
                              Re: Goodnight sweet prince.

                              Originally posted by ThatOneGuyHolmberg View Post
                              Robin Williams was an inspiring figure for all of us to look up to.
                              Well, he died from Asphyxia , or hanging.

                              If you get over to his house, you can "look up to him" one last time before they cut him down.


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                                • Witch Hammer
                                  True Christian™
                                  True Christian™
                                  • Sep 2006
                                  • 1717
                                  #9
                                  Re: Goodnight sweet prince.

                                  Originally posted by Mistress Cookie View Post
                                  Well, he died from Asphyxia , or hanging.

                                  If you get over to his house, you can "look up to him" one last time before they cut him down.


                                  Something tells me there is more to the story, Sister. Williams always had the look of a hard-bitten sexual deviant. Like this tool:

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                                    • Mistress Cookie
                                      Petite pearl of Baptist womanhood
                                      True Christian™
                                      • Jul 2008
                                      • 6790
                                      #10
                                      Re: Goodnight sweet prince.

                                      Originally posted by Witch Hammer View Post
                                      Something tells me there is more to the story, Sister. Williams always had the look of a hard-bitten sexual deviant.
                                      Quoted for TRUTH!

                                      And certainly never more evidenced than here:

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                                        • Faith_Machine
                                          Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
                                          True Christian™
                                          • Mar 2011
                                          • 10050
                                          #11
                                          Re: Goodnight sweet prince.

                                          Who?
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                                            • ThatOneGuyHolmberg
                                              Confirmed Enemy of God
                                              • Aug 2014
                                              • 42
                                              #12
                                              Re: Goodnight sweet prince.

                                              Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
                                              Not by any True Christian™, he won't. Have you ever seen any of his movies? Have you ever seen his stupid "Mork from Ork" schtick? He spent a lifetime trying to make people laugh when instead he should have been spending his time sharing the Good News that people who don't fear and obey God will spend an eternity suffering unspeakable torment (Ecclesiastes 12:13; John 3:18).

                                              Listen son, I like you. You're a good kid. But you have to stop putting sinners before the Glory of God if you want to join us in Heaven.

                                              Listen, Mary. I want to, I really do. It's just hard to let go of my past, and his death hit me hard. I know that he did wrong, but he just.... he spent his entire life doing nothing but making people smile. I hope that you'll understand.

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                                                • Faith_Machine
                                                  Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
                                                  True Christian™
                                                  • Mar 2011
                                                  • 10050
                                                  #13
                                                  Re: Goodnight sweet prince.

                                                  Be of good cheer, friend. I have researched the person you're mourning and learned that his death was a hoax.


                                                  Now then, why don't we get back to the subject of your salvation?
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                                                    • ThatOneGuyHolmberg
                                                      Confirmed Enemy of God
                                                      • Aug 2014
                                                      • 42
                                                      #14
                                                      Re: Goodnight sweet prince.

                                                      Originally posted by Faith_Machine View Post
                                                      Be of good cheer, friend. I have researched the person you're mourning and learned that his death was a hoax.


                                                      Now then, why don't we get back to the subject of your salvation?
                                                      That's Robbie Williams. Not Robin Williams. Regardless, Robin is dead. But we can move on to Jesus now!

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                                                        • Witch Hammer
                                                          True Christian™
                                                          True Christian™
                                                          • Sep 2006
                                                          • 1717
                                                          #15
                                                          Re: Goodnight sweet prince.

                                                          Originally posted by ThatOneGuyHolmberg View Post
                                                          Listen, Mary. I want to, I really do. It's just hard to let go of my past, and his death hit me hard. I know that he did wrong, but he just.... he spent his entire life doing nothing but making people smile. I hope that you'll understand.
                                                          First, that would be Mrs. Etheldreda to you, boy. Show some respect!

                                                          Second, laughter isn't the best medicine, Jesus is. At this rate, you'll giggle your way straight into perdition, chucklehead.

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