[Faith_Machine]

Re: Namaste!

Fear not, Haraha, as I am not at all offended by your kind compliments.

Now then, I would love to really discuss Jesus' plan for your life. Perhaps you could PM me your mailing address and I could have a Web cam drop-shipped to you via overnight mail?

Don't worry, we could just say the Web cam is owned by Jesus, and therefore not adding to the possessions that you own.

[MaroneyBaloney]

Re: Namaste!

I am so genuinely shocked by your ignorance and vehemence, I don't know how to respond. You have pushed me from ever accepting Christ, and you have given me cause to reject the baptist church for its ignorant and hateful misleadings.

[Des]

Re: Namaste!

Witch Hammer, Des,
Really? No accountability whatsoever? That bodes well.
blah blah blah blah, insert tired Demonicrat Liberal Commie rhetoric here.

Your crazy talk is so out of touch with reality, I don't even know where to begin. I see you are a Nancy-boy enabler which sickens me to my very core. Were one of my boys unable to bench press his own weight I would put him down myself rather than live with the shame of having conceived a pansy.

What kind of lunatic would claim women have the same capacity to feel as men? You have obviously never witnessed the miracle of childbirth, for if you had you would know better than to spew such nonsense. Women have both decreased capacity for pain and intelligence as evidenced by the labor process. A man, with normal pain receptors, would die from the experience. If by some miracle the man survived, he would not be so stupid as to get pregnant a second time. And yet women churn the little rug rats out right and left because a) they barely feel it, and b) because they lack the intelligence to understand cause & effect, forgetting that minor discomfort they felt a few months ago was the result of childbearing.

Somebody get us an enema bag, 'cause this looney done got the Devil up in his anus!

[Harsha Shah]

Re: Namaste!

Witch Hammer, Des,
Really? No accountability whatsoever? That bodes well.

To claim females hold no rights whatsoever, to delegate them to devices of childbirth, is ignorant. Yes, I understand the bible says so, but it's beyond ridiculous. For a being with the same capacity for suffering, the same capacity for intellect, her only deficiency physical strength, is immoral. Would you really deny rights to a man because he can't bench press his body weight? Of course not, it's ludicrous. This isn't an age where a man must be physically able to till a field, nor is it an age where women are suppressed. Is it not enough that many radical Muslims have the same practices of female subjugation?

Mr. Baloney, thank you. You are stepping up to defend me. I appreciate it but I am not certain if it is necessary. The Christian way with women is very much like the Jain way of ahimsa, that is non-violence. You do not resist the blow but you yield to it and eventually the eyes of the attacker can be opened and he will be seeing that the violence is causing more damage to himself than to the victim. There are always two victims in violence, yes there are! But I am also seeing that you are stepping between to take some of the blows and that I can relate to. I had a pupil who was always hitting another boy. I did not raise my hand against this boy but I stepped between them and said “I see you have so much anger that you must hit someone. Please, hit me, do not hit this boy. I am willing to take your blows as long as you need them”. That is ahimsa. That is also Jesus, I am thinking. Yes. Nice of you to come here and meet me.

[Harsha Shah]

Re: Namaste!

Oh, you charmer! Honestly, I didn't think about the gender implications of my username; I simply chose it because I like to think the Lord has filled me up with His love and made me into an unstoppable Gospel juggernaut-- a "faith machine," if you will.

Regardless, your compliments are much appreciated. What a nice, polite young lady you are.

Tell me, do you have a Web cam?

What breed of towelhead are you, again, and why have you decided to mock God by becoming a teacher? You're 23. Why aren't you going into labor for the eighth time already?

I think we've had about enough of your Godless platitudes, witch! Like all True Christian™ men, Brother Faith Machine has stones of iron and has zero tolerance for effeminance, and even less tolerance for those who tolerate effeminance! How dare you suggest otherwise!

Yes. I am sorry I offended you, Mr. Hammer. Offense for another man is another man’s compliment, Mr. Machine. I am sorry if I was stepping out of line when I was discussing your username. I am so glad that you responded to it in such a chivalrous manner, yes! I am afraid that I do not have a webcam or Skype. We Jains do not want to gain too many possessions, sometimes I am thinking that my laptop is overkill...


Mr. Des, thank you for your interest! Yes. I am a graduating student of Primary Education, my grandparents came from India (Gujarati). I have unfortunately lost much of their language (it was Gandhiji’s language, as well) and culture but retain the Jain religion, although I am quite secularised. I am here learning about your world, your truths, your view to the universe and it is fascinating. Yes it is!

[MaroneyBaloney]

Re: Namaste!

Witch Hammer, Des,
Really? No accountability whatsoever? That bodes well.

To claim females hold no rights whatsoever, to delegate them to devices of childbirth, is ignorant. Yes, I understand the bible says so, but it's beyond ridiculous. For a being with the same capacity for suffering, the same capacity for intellect, her only deficiency physical strength, is immoral. Would you really deny rights to a man because he can't bench press his body weight? Of course not, it's ludicrous. This isn't an age where a man must be physically able to till a field, nor is it an age where women are suppressed. Is it not enough that many radical Muslims have the same practices of female subjugation?

[Witch Hammer]

Re: Namaste!

You are very kind to be interested in my Introduction and a brave man as you have chosen the female name Faith as your Christian name. Yes!

I think we've had about enough of your Godless platitudes, witch! Like all True Christian™ men, Brother Faith Machine has stones of iron and has zero tolerance for effeminance, and even less tolerance for those who tolerate effeminance! How dare you suggest otherwise!

[Des]

Re: Namaste!

What breed of towelhead are you, again, and why have you decided to mock God by becoming a teacher? You're 23. Why aren't you going into labor for the eighth time already?

[Faith_Machine]

Re: Namaste!

Oh, you charmer! Honestly, I didn't think about the gender implications of my username; I simply chose it because I like to think the Lord has filled me up with His love and made me into an unstoppable Gospel juggernaut-- a "faith machine," if you will.

Regardless, your compliments are much appreciated. What a nice, polite young lady you are.

Tell me, do you have a Web cam?

[Harsha Shah]

Re: Namaste!

But people are always talking about "good" karma. Surely you are not suggesting there are good sins!?

Yes, Mr. Machine. People have taken the Indian word and now they are using it according to their own need. It is not the same definition of karma I or you use but they must find it pracrical. Yes,it is OK for them. It is like the green or red karma or sin that is accummulating here by my profile. Apparently my Christian karma is not good, Yes.

You are very kind to be interested in my Introduction and a brave man as you have chosen the female name Faith as your Christian name. Yes!

[Faith_Machine]

Re: Namaste!

Perhaps I should call karma sin over here? Yes, sin must be very much like karma...

But people are always talking about "good" karma. Surely you are not suggesting there are good sins!?

[Harsha Shah]

Re: Namaste!

There is no such thing as karma! If I do something wrong, which I rarely do, I just tell Jesus about it, beg His forgiveness, and the whole thing just goes away...forever! True Christians never suffer repercussions for past sins. Christ nullifies them one by one, just like shooting clay pigeons. PULL!!

Get right with God, lady...you'll feel like a mountain has been lifted from your shoulders! No more nagging conscience, no accountability...its GREAT!!

Yes, Mr. Hammer. Of course you are right over here and I am mistaken. Perhaps I should call karma sin over here? Yes, sin must be very much like karma, accummulating and preventing a good life. And truly, it is very difficult to follow the path to liberation getting rid of karma or sin in my religion. But I am not a strong believer. I really do not know if there is reincarnation or liberation. I am doing the Jain life for the sake of not hurting, not doing violence, trying to give others their chance without interfering. Yes, it is not too different from the teachings of Jesus, is it? Gospel of Luke, Chapter 6, yes?

Jain Sutras II, 25:24 says "He who does not speak untruth from anger or for fun, from greed or from fear, him we call a Brâhmana."

Yes!

[Witch Hammer]

Re: Namaste!

Yes! Thank you all for your replies. Especially I am happy to continue discussing with Mr. Faith Machine.


Mr. Machine, please be not offended by my answers. The Jain people I know, we are fully aware that the things we revere are only our vision of the truth. It is like the famous story of the elephant and the blind men. Everybody is groping a different part of the elephant and getting a true vision of the animal but still they are understanding only a part. I like to think that Jainism sees into the eye of the elephant and understands that there is a soul there. Sometimes when I am reading the texts of this forum I think some Christians are grapping only the lingam, eh? I personally like to think of religions as roadmaps. They tell you advice but the road is another thing and you are still navigating by yourself.

Yes, I think we can accummulate karma, bad things for the soul. I can see that Christians are not seeing it as real. I myself am not thinking that it is material or that it is real in the sense that you can go on measuring it. It is not science. Karma is dealing with how we are living our lives. Yes! It is the same with symbols. I am not going around with a swastika. I am thinking that the association with it is unfortunate but it is a symbol, it is not my religion. And I am very secular, yes? I can remain in Jainism without the symbols.

Yes, thank you everbody for your interest. You are giving me a lot to think about and the pictures are blessed and beautiful.

There is no such thing as karma! If I do something wrong, which I rarely do, I just tell Jesus about it, beg His forgiveness, and the whole thing just goes away...forever! True Christians never suffer repercussions for past sins. Christ nullifies them one by one, just like shooting clay pigeons. PULL!!

Get right with God, lady...you'll feel like a mountain has been lifted from your shoulders! No more nagging conscience, no accountability...its GREAT!!

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Namaste!

Dear Curry-slurper;

This is a CHRISTIAN forum. We do not wear diapers on our heads. dots on our forehead, nor do we worship blue-skinned, elephant-headed demons.

If you'd like to find out more about Landover Baptist Church, please read THIS thread created especially for new posters.

If you have a question, use the "search" function before posting it. Most likely it is being discussed somewhere on this Godly forum. Please don't waste God's precious bandwidth.

You will keep a respectful tongue in your head whenever addressing your betters, which includes all True Christians™. Failure to do so, or any attempt at inciting debate or mockery of God's Divine Plan, can and will result in the suspension of your posting privileges.

Your rights on this forum are listed HERE. If you feel that any of these rights have been violated, please don't hesitate to contact a Pastor at once.

YIC,

--Pastor Ezekiel

[Harsha Shah]

Re: Namaste!

Yes! Thank you all for your replies. Especially I am happy to continue discussing with Mr. Faith Machine.

Yes my dear, I make it my business to be an expert on all faiths, that I might better witness to non-Christians and gently guide them safely into our flock.

Now then, I am most curious about the Jain belief that Karma is a physical substance, capable of entering the human body through the eyes or breath. Surely scientists have been able to verify the existence of this substance, yes?

If you could post some links to the peer-reviewed scientific studies dealing with this substance, I would be most fascinated to read them!

Regarding another thing, I don't want to offend you or anything, but I have to say I'm a little concerned about the symbol for Jainism. Buddhists and Hindus also use swastikas, so a swastika by itself might not be too disturbing, but you all have also got a right hand underneath the swastika, giving the classic Nazi salute.



I kind of feel like this might be in bad taste.

Tell me, have the Simon Wiesenthal Center or the Rainbow Coalition hit you up for money yet? They usually will if you give them this kind of excuse.

Mr. Machine, please be not offended by my answers. The Jain people I know, we are fully aware that the things we revere are only our vision of the truth. It is like the famous story of the elephant and the blind men. Everybody is groping a different part of the elephant and getting a true vision of the animal but still they are understanding only a part. I like to think that Jainism sees into the eye of the elephant and understands that there is a soul there. Sometimes when I am reading the texts of this forum I think some Christians are grapping only the lingam, eh? I personally like to think of religions as roadmaps. They tell you advice but the road is another thing and you are still navigating by yourself.

Yes, I think we can accummulate karma, bad things for the soul. I can see that Christians are not seeing it as real. I myself am not thinking that it is material or that it is real in the sense that you can go on measuring it. It is not science. Karma is dealing with how we are living our lives. Yes! It is the same with symbols. I am not going around with a swastika. I am thinking that the association with it is unfortunate but it is a symbol, it is not my religion. And I am very secular, yes? I can remain in Jainism without the symbols.

Yes, thank you everbody for your interest. You are giving me a lot to think about and the pictures are blessed and beautiful.