[Navas01]

Re: Seeking conversion

It is a funny joke or play on words.

Do you think Christians do not have a sense of humour? That is very judgemental do you not think?

Matthew 7:1 Judge not, that ye be not judged.

YIC

So not understanding your joke means I don't have a sense of humour okay. Also, I'm Christian also so.......

[Zechariah Smyth]

Re: Seeking conversion

So not understanding your joke means I don't have a sense of humour okay. Also, I'm Christian also so.......

A Christian who wants to convert to Christianity?

[Attila's Wife]

Re: Seeking conversion

He said he went to an "orthodox" church, Brother Zech:

.... and if it matters which it doesn't I go to an Orthodox church....

I thought they only had those in Greece & Russia, but maybe there is some Austrian fringe sect too?

[Navas01]

Re: Seeking conversion

He said he went to an "orthodox" church, Brother Zech:



I thought they only had those in Greece & Russia, but maybe there is some Austrian fringe sect too?

Keep thinking that.

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: Seeking conversion

I also don't understand why you think Australia

Have you even been to Australia!? Australia is horrible. No matter how much you hate someone, you don't wish them to live in Australia.

Who is holding you there against your will? We might be able to help you with prayer and Bibles.

[Des]

Re: Seeking conversion

He said he went to an "orthodox" church, Brother Zech:



I thought they only had those in Greece & Russia, but maybe there is some Austrian fringe sect too?

Is that what he meant? I thought he meant orthodox joo.

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

Re: Seeking conversion

You know what's sad, you guys claim to be Christian but you're not. This website is utter blasphemy.

Then surely you'll be able to provide direct quotations from the King James Bible to show us that we're wrong, so hop to it.

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: Seeking conversion

A Christian who wants to convert to Christianity?

Apparently one of those elusive "Australian Outback Christian-Skeptic Half Breed."

[Witch Hammer]

Re: Seeking conversion

Aboriginals are very nice people and have experienced much more hardship than any white American could imagine. Just shut your mouth, I don't care about your racist views, you scum.

Nice people? What is so nice about a group of so-called "people" who would rather eek out their sustenance by picking through piles of dingo scat with a sharp stick for partially digested morsels than aim for a loftier goal like getting a real job so they can get some orthodontic work done, and generally attend to their hygiene so as to not make Baby Jesus want to puke!!

Yikes!!

[Faith_Machine]

Re: Seeking conversion

Apparently one of those elusive "Australian Outback Christian-Skeptic Half Breed."

Wow, so a minute ago he was claiming to be a Christian, but a little while before that, he said he was a skeptic.


This guy's story just keeps changing. It's as if honesty is an alien concept to him. That makes me sad.

[Des]

Re: Seeking conversion

Wow, so a minute ago he was claiming to be a Christian, but a little while before that, he said he was a skeptic.


This guy's story just keeps changing. It's as if honesty is an alien concept to him. That makes me sad.

And a Catlick, and an orthodox Joo. He doesn't even seem to know which state in Germany he supposedly lives in.

[Navas01]

Re: Seeking conversion

And a Catlick, and an orthodox Joo. He doesn't even seem to know which state in Germany he supposedly lives in.

Awkward thing is that you're the dumbest person I've ever encountered. How could you think I'm Jewish I said I go to an Orthodox Church, Jewish people go to synagogues you tool.

[Attila's Wife]

Re: Seeking perversion

Brother Des, I don't think he knows what an orthodox is because his people wiped out all their jews in the 42-45 war.

Navas: I hate to break this to you, but some of them escaped and they still exist elsewhere in the world. Or maybe you are one of the ones that got away and pretending to be some sort of cathlic? In that case we understand.

[Mother Of Seven]

Re: Seeking conversion

It's impossible to ride a kangaroo. Well done.

I visited Austria once and snapped this picture:

Aboriginals are very nice people and have experienced much more hardship than any white American could imagine. Just shut your mouth, I don't care about your racist views, you scum.

If they are such nice people, why do the white Austrians call them 'boongs'? When I asked that question, I was told that it was because that's the sound they make when they hit your truck fender.