About Me

[I'm a 13 year old called "Patty"]

Since I was so rudely told to on another forum, btw more evidence in the rudeness and unwelcoming nature of this church, I will introduce myself.

I am Chloe, I am shy, have social anxiety, body dysmorphia disorder, and suffer occasional panic attacks. And I know you all are going to say that this is because god hates me, but I hate him too so he and I are even.

I am obsessed with lots of pop punk, punk, rock, and metal bands. These bands have more meaning then all of the gospel hymn bullsh*t that you guys probably listen to.

I do not believe the same thing that this church believes because I don't think that every living creature is going to hell. I actually don't judge people and stand for equality and for people to LOVE each other.

There's my introduction you rude bastards. Go ahead and judge me all you want.

[Mary Etheldreda]

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Well dear, you got here just in the nick of time! At this age, Chloe, your hips should be rounding out nicely in preparation for childbirth. Nothing makes a woman feel more useful in her community than providing her husband with good, solid sons to show off! Just knowing how pleased he will be to start filling his quiver with little Soldiers of Christ (Psalm 127:3-5) should put a smile on your face very shortly, I imagine! So tell us, dear, have you been sufficiently pampering your father in preparation for your new husband? I imagine your Purity Ring is feeling a bit itchy to be replaced with a Wedding Ring!

Being Daddy's Little Pure Girl
Is Every Girl's Dream!

[Zechariah Smyth]

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Great...another chubby Jesus-hater.



Yours in Christ,

Z. Smyth

[Des]

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Since I was so rudely told to on another forum, btw more evidence in the rudeness and unwelcoming nature of this church, I will introduce myself.

You rudely failed to follow our rules and introduce yourself first.

I am Chloe, I am shy, have social anxiety, body dysmorphia disorder, and suffer occasional panic attacks.

So, you're a young attention whore who makes up things to have because your daddy didn't bounce you on his knee often enough. Got it.

And I know you all are going to say that this is because god hates me, but I hate him too so he and I are even.

No bucko, you and God are definitely not even. You don't even come close to God.

I am obsessed with lots of pop punk, punk, rock, and metal bands. These bands have more meaning then all of the gospel hymn bullsh*t that you guys probably listen to.

Typical of attention seeking youths to listen to that Satanic garbage.

I do not believe the same thing that this church believes because I don't think that every living creature is going to hell.

Neither do we.

I actually don't judge people and stand for equality and for people to LOVE each other.

There's my introduction you rude bastards. Go ahead and judge me all you want.

OK, I judge you to be a liar. In one sentence you say you 'actually don't judge people', and in the very next sentence you judge us to be rude bastards.

Enjoy burning in hell, you whiny, attention seeking, snot-nosed punk.

[Witch Hammer]

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Since I was so rudely told to on another forum, btw more evidence in the rudeness and unwelcoming nature of this church, I will introduce myself.

I am Chloe, I am shy, have social anxiety, body dysmorphia disorder, and suffer occasional panic attacks. And I know you all are going to say that this is because god hates me, but I hate him too so he and I are even.

I am obsessed with lots of pop punk, punk, rock, and metal bands. These bands have more meaning then all of the gospel hymn bullsh*t that you guys probably listen to.

I do not believe the same thing that this church believes because I don't think that every living creature is going to hell. I actually don't judge people and stand for equality and for people to LOVE each other.

There's my introduction you rude bastards. Go ahead and judge me all you want.

Animals don't have souls, they are instinct-driven meat robots put here for our exploitation and amusement. Genesis 1:26-28

Hell will be filled to the brim with folks like you, why waste precious space on animals?

[I'm a 13 year old called "Patty"]

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Well dear, you got here just in the nick of time! At this age, Chloe, your hips should be rounding out nicely in preparation for childbirth. Nothing makes a woman feel more useful in her community than providing her husband with good, solid sons to show off! Just knowing how pleased he will be to start filling his quiver with little Soldiers of Christ (Psalm 127:3-5) should put a smile on your face very shortly, I imagine! So tell us, dear, have you been sufficiently pampering your father in preparation for your new husband? I imagine your Purity Ring is feeling a bit itchy to be replaced with a Wedding Ring!

Being Daddy's Little Pure Girl
Is Every Girl's Dream!

First of all, I don't have a purity ring. (but i am a virgin) second of all, I am 13! I don't think I should be thinking about kids yet. I want to wait at least until i'm 25-30 to think about that kind of thing. So I can hopefully have an education, stable job, and a home to support a child. Also the fact that my parents would KILL me if I got pregnant any time when I'm still living with them.

[Mary Etheldreda]

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First of all, I don't have a purity ring. (but i am a virgin) second of all, I am 13! I don't think I should be thinking about kids yet. I want to wait at least until i'm 25-30 to think about that kind of thing. So I can hopefully have an education, stable job, and a home to support a child. Also the fact that my parents would KILL me if I got pregnant any time when I'm still living with them.

Well duh, you'd live with your husband.

[I'm a 13 year old called "Patty"]

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Well duh, you'd live with your husband.

That would be hard given the fact that i've never had a crush on any people in my life.

[Witch Hammer]

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That would be hard given the fact that i've never had a crush on any people in my life.

Leave it to your father, girl. He will sell you at a fair price to a suitable Christian man.

[Mary Etheldreda]

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That would be hard given the fact that i've never had a crush on any people in my life.

What does that have to do with birthing children?

[Des]

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That would be hard given the fact that i've never had a crush on any people in my life.

What in tarnation does that have to do with anything? I haven't been able to remember my wife's name for the last 12 years. I call her 'the missus'. My good buddy Reverend Earl Stultz doesn't even like his wife.

Marriage is about popping out Soldiers for Christ and taking care of the trivial things around the house that your lord, master, and husband doesn't have time for. It has nothing at all to do with emotions.

[I'm a 13 year old called "Patty"]

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You rudely failed to follow our rules and introduce yourself first.



So, you're a young attention whore who makes up things to have because your daddy didn't bounce you on his knee often enough. Got it.



No bucko, you and God are definitely not even. You don't even come close to God.



Typical of attention seeking youths to listen to that Satanic garbage.



Neither do we.



OK, I judge you to be a liar. In one sentence you say you 'actually don't judge people', and in the very next sentence you judge us to be rude bastards.

Enjoy burning in hell, you whiny, attention seeking, snot-nosed punk.

I'm sorry, I didn't see your rules. I just wanted to defend one of my favorite singers.

And no, my parents were loving. I just get nervous talking to people, can't hold a conversation or start one, shake when i have to order food or something, constantly hate my body, and get scared of people coming into my house at night and murdering me to the point where i can't sleep.

You're right, god and I are not even. I am more than him since he is just an imaginary character in a book.

It is not satanic garbage, some of the musicians I listen to do talk about believing in god.

And by don't judge, I mean don't be rude to people for things they can't control. Sexuality, gender, personality, things like that.

[I'm a 13 year old called "Patty"]

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What in tarnation does that have to do with anything? I haven't been able to remember my wife's name for the last 12 years. I call her 'the missus'. My good buddy Reverend Earl Stultz doesn't even like his wife.

Marriage is about popping out Soldiers for Christ and taking care of the trivial things around the house that your lord, master, and husband doesn't have time for. It has nothing at all to do with emotions.

No, actually marriage is love and wanting to spend your life with someone and being happy with them. WIFE is not synonymous with SERVANT. It is not my duty to serve a man. AND I WILL NEVER, I REPEAT NEVER REFER TO ANY MAN AS LORD OR MASTER.

I am a woman with all of my rights and I will not marry anyone unless I truly love them and IF THEY WILL BOTHER REMEMBER MY NAME!

[Mary Etheldreda]

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No, actually marriage is love and wanting to spend your life with someone and being happy with them. WIFE is not synonymous with SERVANT. It is not my duty to serve a man. AND I WILL NEVER, I REPEAT NEVER REFER TO ANY MAN AS LORD OR MASTER.

I am a woman with all of my rights and I will not marry anyone unless I truly love them and IF THEY WILL BOTHER REMEMBER MY NAME!

Well with that kind of attitude, your father is going to have to pinch a lot of pennies to afford the kind of dowry that will be necessary to find a suitable husband for you. No man will want to take you on without some decent compensation first.

[I'm a 13 year old called "Patty"]

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What does that have to do with birthing children?

The fact that I do not want to "birth children" with someone who I hate.

See my last post for what I think marriage is.