[I'm a 13 year old called "Patty"]

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Oh Sister Mary,

It's a losing battle expecting the twit to actually read

Or to make a choice out of the three without her husband to explain it for her.

You know what's a losing battle, me thinking I could try to make this ***insult removed*** cult start treating everybody with respect and love instead of being ***another insult removed*** but instead, I get told i'm a servant and get scolded from defending myself after an old ***a further insult removed*** calls me a conceited whore. I'm called a feminatzi and conceited for standing up for myself, which you guys would be perfectly fine with if it was a man.

Also, I can read you big headed ***potty language removed***. I just choose to read things that are a little more enlightening then a book that people made up and everyone misuses information from it to prove any point they want to make.

and just for fun, i'll post this here:

***porn link removed***

[Jim C. Lombardo]

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love instead of being ***another insult removed***

Also, I can read you big headed ***potty language removed***.

What is your major malfunction missy!? Why do you keep comparing us to genitalia? Were you molested as a child???

And I didn't watch your stupid video.

[Faith_Machine]

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Hello Patty, I'm sorry to hear about your body dys- uh, dyzmo...

Um, whatever that thing is that you said you had. It means you're fat, right?

Well don't you worry young Missy, I'm sure some of it's baby fat. Why, I'll bet it will come right off once you start plowing fields or picking strawberries or doing the other types of jobs women wind up doing when they can't find husbands.

[I'm a 13 year old called "Patty"]

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What is your major malfunction missy!? Why do you keep comparing us to genitalia? Were you molested as a child???

And I didn't watch your stupid video.

No, i just really hate this community.

[Jim C. Lombardo]

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No, i just really hate this community.

I can see that you are full of hate.

[I'm a 13 year old called "Patty"]

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Hello Patty, I'm sorry to hear about your body dys- uh, dyzmo...

Um, whatever that thing is that you said you had. It means you're fat, right?

Well don't you worry young Missy, I'm sure some of it's baby fat. Why, I'll bet it will come right off once you start plowing fields or picking strawberries or doing the other types of jobs women wind up doing when they can't find husbands.

Or how about a psychologist or a programmer? The jobs that I am working at. Because I am capable of making my own money without a husband.

And BDD is actually defined as extreme insecurity, no matter how small you actually are. I like to think I'm not too fat, just kind of average.

[I'm a 13 year old called "Patty"]

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I can see that your full of hate.

Nope, just to you guys.

***video link with fornicatory propaganda removed***

[Attila's Wife]

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I seem to have arrived too late here, but just to say:

Or how about a psychologist or a programmer? The jobs that I am working at.

I think 13 may be too young to be holding down 2 full-time jobs. Also, I thought you had to be mentally stable to be a psychologist?

And BDD is actually defined as extreme insecurity, no matter how small you actually are. I like to think I'm not too fat, just kind of average.

If I have this right, BDD is when you have a completely mistaken view of your own body weight. You look in the mirror and see something that isn't there.**

So if you think you are kind of average, does that mean you are elephantine?

YiC
AW


** This could of course be caused by demons, but it's more likely that the child is just too vain to wear her spectacles.

[Navas01]

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Hi Patty,
Please don't let these people hurt you they aren't Christians and don't follow God. This website is just set up as a forum where people can make fun of others for no reason, it's just evil. If you want to actually learn about Christianity I encourage you to read the bible, you will learn that God loves everyone. Also, you said you were into metal (so am I) so I encourage you to listen to After Forever by Black Sabbath it might change your perspective. Here are the lyrics:

Have you ever thought about your soul - can it be saved?
Or perhaps you think that when you're dead you just stay in your grave
Is God just a thought within your head or is he a part of you?
Is Christ just a name that you read in a book when you were in school?

When you think about death do you lose your breath or do you keep your cool?
Would you like to see the Pope on the end of a rope - do you think he's a fool?
Well I have seen the truth, yes I've seen the light and I've changed my ways
And I'll be prepared when you're lonely and scared at the end of our days

Could it be you're afraid of what your friends might say
If they knew you believe in God above?
They should realize before they criticize
that God is the only way to love

Is your mind so small that you have to fall
In with the pack wherever they run
Will you still sneer when death is near
And say they may as well worship the sun?

I think it was true it was people like you that crucified Christ
I think it is sad the opinion you had was the only one voiced
Will you be so sure when your day is near, say you don't believe?
You had the chance but you turned it down, now you can't retrieve

Perhaps you'll think before you say that God is dead and gone
Open your eyes, just realize that he's the one
The only one who can save you now from all this sin and hate
Or will you still jeer at all you hear? Yes! I think it's too late.


All the best

[Mother Of Seven]

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Hi Patty,
Please don't let these people hurt you they aren't Christians and don't follow God. This website is just set up as a forum where people can make fun of others for no reason, it's just evil.

What nonsense! This forum is set up for True Christians™ to communicate with each other and seek new converts. As a secondary function, it operates to show you heathens and pagans and atheists and homersexurals and other deviants what the Lord really tells us through His Holy Word, what being a True Christian™ really means and what you must do to seek Eternal Salvation©.

If you want to actually learn about Christianity and I encourage you to read the bible, you will learn that God loves everyone.

It's such a shame that you haven't read the Bible. Had you done so, you would have learned that God hates many people.

Leviticus 20:23 - "And ye shall not walk in the manners of the nation, which I cast out before you: for they committed all these things, and therefore I abhorred them."
Leviticus 26:30 - "And I will destroy your high places, and cut down your images, and cast your carcases upon the carcases of your idols, and my soul shall abhor you."
Deuteronomy 32:19 - "And when the LORD saw it, he abhorred them, because of the provoking of his sons, and of his daughters."
Psalm 5:5 - "The foolish shall not stand in thy sight: thou hatest all workers of iniquity."
Psalm 5:6 - "Thou shalt destroy them that speak leasing: the LORD will abhor the bloody and deceitful man."
Psalm 10:3 - "For the wicked boasteth of his heart's desire, and blesseth the covetous, whom the LORD abhorreth."
Psalm 11:5 - "The LORD trieth the righteous: but the wicked and him that loveth violence his soul hateth."
Psalm 53:5 - "There were they in great fear, where no fear was: for God hath scattered the bones of him that encampeth against thee: thou hast put them to shame, because God hath despised them."
Psalm 73:20 - "As a dream when one awaketh; so, O Lord, when thou awakest, thou shalt despise their image."
Psalm 78:59 - "When God heard this, he was wroth, and greatly abhorred Israel:"
Psalm 106:40 - "Therefore was the wrath of the LORD kindled against his people, insomuch that he abhorred his own inheritance."
Proverbs 6:16-19 - "These six things doth the LORD hate: yea, seven are an abomination unto him: A proud look, a lying tongue, and hands that shed innocent blood, An heart that deviseth wicked imaginations, feet that be swift in running to mischief, A false witness that speaketh lies, and he that soweth discord among brethren."
Proverbs 22:14 - "The mouth of strange women is a deep pit: he that is abhorred of the LORD shall fall therein."
Lamentations 2:6 - "And he hath violently taken away his tabernacle, as if it were of a garden: he hath destroyed his places of the assembly: the LORD hath caused the solemn feasts and sabbaths to be forgotten in Zion, and hath despised in the indignation of his anger the king and the priest."
Hosea 9:15 - "All their wickedness is in Gilgal: for there I hated them: for the wickedness of their doings I will drive them out of mine house, I will love them no more: all their princes are revolters."
Zechariah 11:8 - "Three shepherds also I cut off in one month; and my soul lothed them, and their soul also abhorred me."
Malachi 1:3 - "And I hated Esau, and laid his mountains and his heritage waste for the dragons of the wilderness."
Romans 9:13 - "As it is written, Jacob have I loved, but Esau have I hated."

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

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Hi Patty,
Please don't let these people hurt you they aren't Christians and don't follow God. This website is just set up as a forum where people can make fun of others for no reason, it's just evil.

Then surely you'll be able to provide direct quotations from the King James Bible to show us that we're wrong, as you've already been asked to do.

If you want to actually learn about Christianity I encourage you to read the bible, you will learn that God loves everyone.

If you want actually to learn about Christianity, I encourage you to read the Bible; you will learn that God does not love everyone:

[Psalm 5:4-5 KJV] 4 For thou [art] not a God that hath pleasure in wickedness: neither shall evil dwell with thee. 5 The foolish shall not stand in thy sight: thou hatest all workers of iniquity.

[Romans 9:13 KJV] 13 As it is written, Jacob have I loved, but Esau have I hated.

[Cranky Old Man]

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Please don't let these people hurt you they aren't Christians and don't follow God.

You are a BIG FAT LIAR!!!

As you very well know EVERYTHING we do or say here is based on THE HOLY BIBLE!!!

People who obey the Holy Bible for 100% (including the tough parts) are Christians and they will go to Heaven. Evil liars like you who serve Satan by PRETENDING to be Christians yet at the same time completely ignore the Holy Bible (you probably didn't even bother to actually read the entire Bible) will burn in Hell for all eternity. We all get what we deserve...

[Attila's Wife]

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As everyone else has already told you, you are wrong that we are not Christians, dear.

However, that aside, your poem is truly inspirational. Is it all your own work? Well done!

My only criticism is that the reference to the Pope on a rope might lead people to think you were promoting this soap, which I believe is available at Ye Olde Vatican Gifte Shoppe:

[Mrs. Elizabeth Johnson]

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Hi Patty,

I'm Elizabeth and I'm one of the girls on this site. A little background about me, I'm seventeen, going to get married on my eighteenth birthday, love my church and God, and I respect those around me. I also happen to understand how you think.

So, first you have a list of disorders. These are demons from Hell that have come and possessed you. Pray to the Lord that He will banish them from your system and you can be free to worship him in all that you say and do.This is from Psalm 34.
I will bless the Lord at all times: his praise shall continually be in my mouth.
2 My soul shall make her boast in the Lord: the humble shall hear thereof, and be glad.
3 O magnify the Lord with me, and let us exalt his name together.
4 I sought the Lord, and he heard me, and delivered me from all my fears.
5 They looked unto him, and were lightened: and their faces were not ashamed.
6 This poor man cried, and the Lord heard him, and saved him out of all his troubles.
7 The angel of the Lord encampeth round about them that fear him, and delivereth them.
8 O taste and see that the Lord is good: blessed is the man that trusteth in him.
9 O fear the Lord, ye his saints: for there is no want to them that fear him.
10 The young lions do lack, and suffer hunger: but they that seek the Lord shall not want any good thing.
11 Come, ye children, hearken unto me: I will teach you the fear of the Lord.
12 What man is he that desireth life, and loveth many days, that he may see good?
13 Keep thy tongue from evil, and thy lips from speaking guile.
14 Depart from evil, and do good; seek peace, and pursue it.
15 The eyes of the Lord are upon the righteous, and his ears are open unto their cry.
16 The face of the Lord is against them that do evil, to cut off the remembrance of them from the earth.
17 The righteous cry, and the Lord heareth, and delivereth them out of all their troubles.
18 The Lord is nigh unto them that are of a broken heart; and saveth such as be of a contrite spirit.
19 Many are the afflictions of the righteous: but the Lord delivereth him out of them all.
20 He keepeth all his bones: not one of them is broken.
21 Evil shall slay the wicked: and they that hate the righteous shall be desolate.
22 The Lord redeemeth the soul of his servants: and none of them that trust in him shall be desolate."


Also you think God hates you. Well, if you truly repent, feel ashamed of your actions, come under the submission of your parents, obey the KJV Bible, and pray to the Lord, He can redeem you. "If we confess our sins, he is faithful and just to forgive us [our] sins, and to cleanse us from all unrighteousness." 1 John 1:9.


As for your problems with marriage. Marriage is a divine gift from God which allows us women two things: a chance to help populate the world with more True Christian young men and a chance at salvation. I know you have issues with submitting to your husband, but look at it this way. When you read Genesis, who falls first. Adam or Eve?
Eve falls first and then she tempts her husband, thus damning us unless we repent of our sinful actions. We women are foolish women. Look at our cycle. One day we are kind and loving, the next day we are a raging, mad bull!


I'll pray for your conversion!


Yours lovingly in our dear sweet Savior Jesus Christ,
Elizabeth

[Naomi Ruth Lamb]

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First of all, I am beaming with pride for my darling Elizabeth. Precious sister, you are learning so much about how to be a proper lady for Christ's kingdom. The Christian love you share with others will be rewarded come the Glory! I pray for you each and every day.

And for the original poster:

Your passion for the things in which you believe is honorable in one so young. You are at the age where you feel as if you are no longer a child, and yet you are not yet a grown woman. These conflicting emotions have a tendency to make us lash out and sometimes take things that are meant to instruct us as harsh criticism.

My dear, Landover Baptist Church is a place of welcoming and love. Please be honest and think back to your "introduction." Did you come here in peace and fellowship? No. From the very start you seemed determined to ridicule us and you expected us to ridicule you.

It would not at all be unusual, however, if you truly seek the Lord's face, to have a change of heart. In fact, when Eve caused the downfall of the entire human race because of her failure to obey God, it set in motion a wondrous plan of Salvation(R). You see, God loves us so much that He will send us to the fiery pits of Hell if we choose not to fellowship with Him. Why? He made us! We belong to Him. If you made a pie and it turned out tasting like boiled rats, would you serve it to your family? NO! You would throw it in the fiery pit of your trash incinerator.

Hell is a kind of incinerator for the trash of this world. God sits in Heaven, loving His Creation, but determined to burn it to a crisp. Yet He provided a way to escape! Hallelujah! The Sweet Baby Jesus(TM) was born in a manger one cold December night. God didn't need Priceline to find a place for the birth of His ONLY Son. Why did He choose such a lowly place? It doesn't matter.

If we but accept His Son's sacrifice on Mt. Calvary, where our LORD suffered, bled, and died temporarily, our sins are WIPED away. Just like that. Oh, my dearest heart, Christ wants to enter you with the passion that He entered me when I first got on my knees in front of His glory. I reached out to touch Him, and He reached toward me. Oh the transformation that occurred that day! I felt His love deeply piercing the place where nothing but corruption and sin had previously lived.

Because of my faith in His forgiveness, He blessed me with culinary talents that I honed as He perfected the work in my hands. I have served my pie to many, and all have been satisfied. Our pastor, Ezekiel Flint, has compared my pie to that of his long-time (and I mean a long time) fiancee, Daisy. The Good Lord only knows if the two of them will ever actually marry (it's none of my business but I think she's wasting valuable time that she could be spewing forth Sons for our Savior), but anyway, if Pastor Zeke likes your pie, you will be assured a special place whenever He chooses. God adores Zeke! So many have come for him and have had his loving ministry transform their lives.

I have rambled so long, dear - but it is out of true kindness and True Christian(TM) love that I have taken this time for you. Please let us show you what being a servant of God is about. The God of miracles is reaching out His Hand. He is so good - all the time. He holds tomorrow in the palm of His Hand, dear - and He is knocking at your door.

If you choose Hell, you'll be terribly uncomfortable there. Acknowledge that you are a sin-filled, corrupted dried up peach pit in His eyes full of lust and perversion. Tell Him that you know you have wasted your life in illicit sexual acts with random races and who knows what diseases are ravaging your young body. Cry out to Him for the cleansing touch of His Hand. Renounce the devil and no longer be his bed partner. Instead, lay with the Lord God in the comfort of His bosom! Oh, Glory! If you have done this, REJOICE! You are now a Child of God! Send tithes immediately - freely give so that you can continue to be saved.

I will pray for you as I lay my head on the bed that my Lord has provided.

In Christ's Precious Name,
NRL