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  • MeekServant
    Unsaved trash
    • Aug 2014
    • 33

    #76
    Re: Hello

    Behold, how good and how pleasant it is for brethren to dwell together in unity! It is like the precious ointment upon the head, that ran down upon the beard, even Aaron's beard: that went down to the skirts of his garments;
    As the dew of Hermon, and as the dew that descended upon the mountains of Zion: for there the Lord commanded the blessing, even life for evermore.
    Psalm 133
    1 Corinthians 11:3
    But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

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    • Didymus Much
      Unsaved trash, Arrogant Atheist Dick
      • Jun 2010
      • 14079

      #77
      Re: Hello

      Originally posted by MeekServant View Post
      These six things doth the Lord hate: yea, seven are an abomination unto him: A proud look, a lying tongue, and hands that shed innocent blood,
      An heart that deviseth wicked imaginations, feet that be swift in running to mischief,
      A false witness that speaketh lies, and he that soweth discord among brethren. Proverbs 6:16-19
      Pot, kettle, you know the drill.

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      • Mary Etheldreda
        Gushing for Jesus
         
        • Sep 2011
        • 23775

        #78
        Re: Hello

        Originally posted by Didymus Much View Post
        Who's speaking evil?
        I'm afraid you're talking to the deaf and dumb now, Mr. Not So Much. When people start responding only in Biblical quotes, it shows they've lost their hold on whatever pathetic argument they came in with and hope throwing random quotes will work like some magic charm.
        Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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        • MeekServant
          Unsaved trash
          • Aug 2014
          • 33

          #79
          Re: Hello

          Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
          I'm afraid you're talking to the deaf and dumb now, Mr. Not So Much. When people start responding only in Biblical quotes, it shows they've lost their hold on whatever pathetic argument they came in with and hope throwing random quotes will work like some magic charm.
          So shall my word be that goeth forth out of my mouth: it shall not return unto me void, but it shall accomplish that which I please, and it shall prosper in the thing whereto I sent it.
          1 Corinthians 11:3
          But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

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          • Mary Etheldreda
            Gushing for Jesus
             
            • Sep 2011
            • 23775

            #80
            Re: Hello

            Originally posted by MeekServant View Post
            So shall my word be that goeth forth out of my mouth: it shall not return unto me void, but it shall accomplish that which I please, and it shall prosper in the thing whereto I sent it.
            Why not try sharing your own thoughts, dear, instead of hiding behind someone else's words?

            Go ahead. We won't bite.

            Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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            • Thomas Helwys
              Forum Member
              Forum Member
              • Aug 2014
              • 126

              #81
              Re: Hello

              Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
              I'm afraid you're talking to the deaf and dumb now, Mr. Not So Much. When people start responding only in Biblical quotes, it shows they've lost their hold on whatever pathetic argument they came in with and hope throwing random quotes will work like some magic charm.

              Maybe if she were a proper woman and had a proper husband who she'd listen to there would be hope. But I for one have to heed the words of our Lord. Matthew 10:14 "And whosoever shall not receive you, nor hear your words, when ye depart out of that house or city, shake off the dust of your feet."
              Revelation 19:15-16 "And out of his mouth goeth a sharp sword, that with it he should smite the nations: and he shall rule them with a rod of iron: and he treadeth the winepress of the fierceness and wrath of Almighty God.And he hath on his vesture and on his thigh a name written, King Of Kings, And Lord Of Lords."

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              • MeekServant
                Unsaved trash
                • Aug 2014
                • 33

                #82
                Re: Hello

                Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
                Why not try sharing your own thoughts, dear, instead of hiding behind someone else's words?

                Go ahead. We won't bite.

                I thought I was banned. I thought this was a bible group. You are so quick to judge others, but yet you are offended by the Word of God. What is your point to this group?
                1 Corinthians 11:3
                But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

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                • Mary Etheldreda
                  Gushing for Jesus
                   
                  • Sep 2011
                  • 23775

                  #83
                  Re: Hello

                  Originally posted by MeekServant View Post
                  I thought I was banned. I thought this was a bible group. You are so quick to judge others, but yet you are offended by the Word of God. What is your point to this group?
                  You're confused, dear. Your silly use of scripture as your sole form of communication shouldn't be confused with some kind of intellectual prowess. Landover Baptist Church forum exists to sing praises of Jesus, and share the Good News that He is going to send every single person on Earth who doesn’t believe in Him straight to Hell (John 3:18). I do wish you would stop trying to pick a fight, and start praising Jesus!

                  \0/
                  Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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                  • MeekServant
                    Unsaved trash
                    • Aug 2014
                    • 33

                    #84
                    Re: Hello

                    I am going to share one more bible verse with you for now, and if you really believe in the bible, take it to heart. Your despicable attitude is harmful to those who are searching. God loves, and He is merciful. If you will recall, it was the religious leaders in which Jesus was most angry.

                    And whosoever shall offend one of these little ones that believe in me, it is better for him that a millstone were hanged about his neck, and he were cast into the sea.
                    1 Corinthians 11:3
                    But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

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                    • MeekServant
                      Unsaved trash
                      • Aug 2014
                      • 33

                      #85
                      Re: Hello

                      Originally posted by Thomas Helwys View Post
                      Maybe if she were a proper woman and had a proper husband who she'd listen to there would be hope. But I for one have to heed the words of our Lord. Matthew 10:14 "And whosoever shall not receive you, nor hear your words, when ye depart out of that house or city, shake off the dust of your feet."

                      I have never seen such hypocrisy in my life! I receive silly little "infractions" for posting bible verses, and you act as though it is I who refuse God's word? Are you insane or is this a joke to you?

                      Not that it is any of your business, but I obey and honor my husband. I am "allowed" to think and speak for myself because he is a MAN not afraid or threatened by a woman with a mind and heart to speak the truth. And if he tells me to stay away from you brood of vipers, I would listen immediately, but he actually gets a kick out of my Godly "entertainment." Its either religion or politics. Would you rather talk about politics?
                      1 Corinthians 11:3
                      But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

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                      • Didymus Much
                        Unsaved trash, Arrogant Atheist Dick
                        • Jun 2010
                        • 14079

                        #86
                        Re: Hello

                        Originally posted by MeekServant View Post
                        ...God loves...
                        You just finished quoting the Bible where it says God hates. Why the change in your tune?

                        ...If you will recall, it was the religious leaders in which Jesus was most angry...
                        Please cite the passage you're having trouble comprehending.

                        ...And whosoever shall offend one of these little ones that believe in me, it is better for him that a millstone were hanged about his neck, and he were cast into the sea.
                        Oh, are you offended? Then you don't truly believe in Jesus.

                        Psalm 119:165 "Great peace have they which love thy law: And nothing shall offend them."

                        In all the time that I've spent here, I've never once managed to offend a True Christian™.

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                        • MeekServant
                          Unsaved trash
                          • Aug 2014
                          • 33

                          #87
                          Re: Hello

                          Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
                          You're confused, dear. Your silly use of scripture as your sole form of communication shouldn't be confused with some kind of intellectual prowess. Landover Baptist Church forum exists to sing praises of Jesus, and share the Good News that He is going to send every single person on Earth who doesn’t believe in Him straight to Hell (John 3:18). I do wish you would stop trying to pick a fight, and start praising Jesus!

                          \0/

                          I assure you Mary, I am perfectly capable of carrying on a conversation with you, but since this is a bible group, the Word of God is very relevant...unless of course you do not believe the Word of God. I do not see any reason to praise Jesus for your church. I did not come here to start a fight, but I have been attacked, sanctioned, and belittled from the moment I started posting, and I opened with utmost sincerity and humility. Yet your group still finds it acceptable to call me and others like me unsaved trash. We have been redeemed by the grace of God through faith in Jesus Christ our Lord. Are you calling Jesus a liar? This group brings shame to the name of God. I am embarrassed that you call yourselves Christians.
                          1 Corinthians 11:3
                          But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

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                          • Mary Etheldreda
                            Gushing for Jesus
                             
                            • Sep 2011
                            • 23775

                            #88
                            Re: Hello

                            Originally posted by MeekServant View Post
                            I assure you Mary, I am perfectly capable of carrying on a conversation with you, but since this is a bible group, the Word of God is very relevant...unless of course you do not believe the Word of God.
                            That's quite the slippery slope there, friend. If I don't agree with your cowardly execution of Biblical familiarity I must therefore not believe the Word of God? This would be silly if it weren't so arrogant and ignorant. If you can use the Word of God to support your opinion, I encourage you to do so. But you use the Word of God like a Magic Eight Ball, and frankly, that makes you look a bit retarded.

                            Originally posted by MeekServant View Post
                            I do not see any reason to praise Jesus for your church. I did not come here to start a fight, but I have been attacked, sanctioned, and belittled from the moment I started posting, and I opened with utmost sincerity and humility. Yet your group still finds it acceptable to call me and others like me unsaved trash. We have been redeemed by the grace of God through faith in Jesus Christ our Lord. Are you calling Jesus a liar? This group brings shame to the name of God. I am embarrassed that you call yourselves Christians.
                            No dear, if anyone is a liar, it's you. You say you have been redeemed by faith in Christ, but your faith is clearly in your own ability to twist Scripture to accommodate your personal agenda. If you don't believe me, ask yourself a question - why do you think Jesus just so happens to support every virtue you yourself value, and just so happens to be against every vice you yourself find objectionable? Have you never seen this among other people who, like you, self-identify as Christians only to use the Holy Word of God as a kind of mental "get out of [cognizant] jail" card? We see it all the time. You're not the first rodeo clown to come along and demand your own personal opinion just so happens to be the exact same one as Jesus Christ, with the predicable habit of manipulating Holy Scripture to be interpreted in the most convenient way.

                            You can pity yourself all you want, whine and complain that no one is taking you sooper serial, or you can open your heart and mind to what we're trying to tell you: Read the Word of God as it is written, not as you wish to understand it. Read what The LORD demands from you, not what you think your ghost-buddy by the name of Jesus would cheer you on for. Read about the Nature and Character of the Real Jesus Christ, Second Person of the Holy Trinity, as revealed in the Old Testament as well as the New. Don't take our word for it, let the Holy Bible speak for Itself, and stop ignoring the unfamiliar, uncomfortable bits.

                            When you have been truly redeemed by the Blood of the Lamb, your behavior will be naught but a reflection of the LORD Himself, a vessel that oozes Holiness like the rest of us, as we have been created anew, creations of the Spirit, not of the Flesh (John 3:6).
                            Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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                            • MeekServant
                              Unsaved trash
                              • Aug 2014
                              • 33

                              #89
                              Re: Hello

                              Originally posted by Didymus Much View Post
                              You just finished quoting the Bible where it says God hates. Why the change in your tune?

                              God does hate people that sow discord among brethren like you group does by posting evil about all religious groups other than yours. Be grateful that Jesus will forgive you too.


                              Please cite the passage you're having trouble comprehending.

                              I am not having trouble comprehending any of the passages, and I surely do not need your rambling as help.



                              Oh, are you offended? Then you don't truly believe in Jesus.

                              My faith is strong, but I am concerned for others who are searching for the hope and mercy that is found in a life with God, a hope that this group can easily destroy.

                              Psalm 119:165 "Great peace have they which love thy law: And nothing shall offend them."

                              We are called to make disciples, not call them names. Jesus rarely judged. He loved and shared God's goodness. Since your idea of Christianity is so far from what Jesus taught, I call you out as a false teacher.

                              In all the time that I've spent here, I've never once managed to offend a True Christian™.
                              This group while pretending to love the scriptures does not teach what Jesus taught. What good are you as a Christian if you do not even have love for not only brother and sisters in Christ, but also the unsaved whom Jesus sought?
                              1 Corinthians 11:3
                              But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

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                              • Pastor Ezekiel
                                Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                                 
                                • Sep 2006
                                • 78556

                                #90
                                Re: Hello

                                Originally posted by MeekServant View Post
                                This group while pretending to love the scriptures does not teach what Jesus taught. What good are you as a Christian if you do not even have love for not only brother and sisters in Christ, but also the unsaved whom Jesus sought?
                                No need to shout. I feel sorry for you, having been brainwashed by false Christianity. Please take a look at THIS thread please, before making any bigger fool out of yourself.
                                Who Will Jesus Damn?

                                Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                                Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                                Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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