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  • VixenRose
    Unsaved trash, obese whore of satan
    • Aug 2014
    • 3
    #1

    Hi There

    Hello! I am Vixen Rose! I came here to discuss paganism and Christianity, as I am fascinated by religion, and am a Pagan myself. A Wiccan, or even a Witch if you will! I got flagged immediately after posting for the first time because I didn't know that this thread was required. I do apologize for that! I made an account to discuss on that thread and others like it.

    I am 18.

    I am female.

    I am a loyal young fiancee, and my fiance is my Master. I am subservient to him.

    Anything else I need to post?
    Exodus 22:18
    Thou shalt not suffer a witch to live.
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    • Pastor Ezekiel
      Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
       
      • Sep 2006
      • 78556
      #2
      Re: Hi There

      Originally posted by VixenRose View Post
      Hello! I am Vixen Rose! I came here to discuss paganism and Christianity, as I am fascinated by religion, and am a Pagan myself. A Wiccan, or even a Witch if you will! I got flagged immediately after posting for the first time because I didn't know that this thread was required. I do apologize for that! I made an account to discuss on that thread and others like it.

      I am 18.

      I am female.

      I am a loyal young fiancee, and my fiance is my Master. I am subservient to him.

      Anything else I need to post?
      This is a Christian forum. Why are you here?

      If you'd like to find out more about Landover Baptist Church, please read THIS thread created especially for new posters.

      If you have a question, use the "search" function before posting it. Most likely it is being discussed somewhere on this Godly forum. Please don't waste God's precious bandwidth.

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      Who Will Jesus Damn?

      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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        • Des
          True Christian™
          True Christian™
          • Jun 2013
          • 2718
          #3
          Re: Hi There

          Originally posted by VixenRose View Post

          I am a loyal young fiancee, and my fiance is my Master. I am subservient to him.
          Then it sounds as though you have it in you to be a decent Christian woman.

          Originally posted by VixenRose View Post
          Anything else I need to post?
          Yes, please.

          1. When did you decide you hated Jesus and wanted to make Him cry?

          2. Is your name Shotzi, or are you one of those pudgy, pallid, pagan palls of hers?

          3. How long does it take for your anus to heal after Satan rams his barbed shaft into it during your full moon Black Masses?

          4. When you say you only drool for your lord and master Satan, does this ignore when you are wearing a drool gag?

          5. What do you plan on using as an excuse when you stand before God and He is about to sentence you to hell for all eternity?
          Psalm 137:9 Happy shall he be, that taketh and dasheth thy little ones against the stones.

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            • Witch Hammer
              True Christian™
              True Christian™
              • Sep 2006
              • 1717
              #4
              Re: Hi There

              Originally posted by VixenRose View Post
              Hello! I am Vixen Rose! I came here to discuss paganism and Christianity, as I am fascinated by religion, and am a Pagan myself. A Wiccan, or even a Witch if you will! I got flagged immediately after posting for the first time because I didn't know that this thread was required. I do apologize for that! I made an account to discuss on that thread and others like it.

              I am 18.

              I am female.

              I am a loyal young fiancee, and my fiance is my Master. I am subservient to him.

              Anything else I need to post?
              How many foul imps and familiars do you allow to draw unclean sustenance from your witch's tit, slattern?

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                • Faith_Machine
                  Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
                  True Christian™
                  • Mar 2011
                  • 10050
                  #5
                  Re: Hi There

                  Vixen Rose sounds like a prostitute's name, but at least you're subservient to the man in your life, unlike most pagan chicks, who just want to spend all their time using their menstrual blood to draw pentacles.

                  Perhaps there's hope for you, but you really do need Jesus in your life.
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