[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Hello All!

Yes!
Jerry Falwell was an amazing Christian man!!

LU's computers do.
I stopped by the student center to get on here, and it came up blocked. On every computer I tried. I assume it is a misstake.
I am on my personal laptop at the moment.

You might want to speak to the computer lounge administrator about it. Ask him if LU is using JesOS, the world's only True Christian™ computer operating system.

[Doris]

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The next time I am in the student center, I will ask about it.
I think I am going to be in there some time today.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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The next time I am in the student center, I will ask about it.
I think I am going to be in there some time today.

So what classes are you taking? I've heard they have a great dishwashing teacher over there at LU.

Have you seen the newest degree in motherhood offered by Landover Baptist University? Take a look at THIS.

[Nobar King]

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Dora, if you really are at LU, it shouldn't be too difficult for you to take a photo of today's student newspaper and post it here. That would show us that you really are there.

[Doris]

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I am taking evangelism,nursing,massage therapy,psychology classes.
I have not heard of a dishwashing teacher at LU.
That degree is not available at Liberty.

[Doris]

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Dora, if you really are at LU, it shouldn't be too difficult for you to take a photo of today's student newspaper and post it here. That would show us that you really are there.

I can't upload pictures.
The picture I have now is one from my facebook.
And it is rather old.
I can try, but I can not guarantee anything.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Dora, if you really are at LU, it shouldn't be too difficult for you to take a photo of today's student newspaper and post it here. That would show us that you really are there.

That's an excellent idea brother! I happen to have a copy of the most recent student newspaper, The Champion, on my desk right now. I'm sure Doris won't mind posting a photograph of the front page for us.

We can't be too careful. Plenty of goth scum trying to sneak in and wreak havok in God's favorite forum.

I am taking evangelism,nursing,massage therapy,psychology classes.
I have not heard of a dishwashing teacher at LU.
That degree is not available at Liberty.

Other than nursing, I can't see the point of any of those classes for a young girl. Aren't you just looking for a Godly husband anyway?

[Nobar King]

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I can't upload pictures.

Dora, you should know that a True Christian doesn't believe in 'can't'. The truth is that you haven't bothered to learn, yet.

Maybe you should be taking computing classes instead of massage.

They even teach massage at LU? Is it for infiltrating massage parlors to witness to the sinners there?

[Doris]

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Other than nursing, I can't see the point of any of those classes for a young girl. Aren't you just looking for a Godly husband anyway?

Of course I am looking for a Christian young man to settle down with. But until God shows me that man, I would like a way to keep myself up on my feet.
My little sister was in a horrible accident when she was around the age of 7 and was paralyzed from the waist down. And will never walk again. (According to the doctors) But I am believing that God will pull a full recovery! She has to go to massage therapy everyday. And that is what has striked attention to get into massage therapy. I want to help people like my sister.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Hello All!

I can't upload pictures.
The picture I have now is one from my facebook.
And it is rather old.
I can try, but I can not guarantee anything.

Oh come now, don't be modest! You were able to upload your avatar. Twice even.

Post the photo of today's Champion, and prove your love for Jesus.

[Doris]

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Dora, you should know that a True Christian doesn't believe in 'can't'. The truth is that you haven't bothered to learn, yet.

Maybe you should be taking computing classes instead of massage.

They even teach massage at LU? Is it for infiltrating massage parlors to witness to the sinners there?

I myself am able to upload them, but my computer isn't reading my card for some reason.
Yes, they teach massage here. But it is a new course, so there isn't much to be taught. So I have to take nursing courses until I go to a massage school.

[Roberta]

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Dear Doris,

Has your sister been on the Benny Hinn show yet? I have seen Pastor Benny do some pretty amazing stuff with the Spirit.

I think God gave Pastor Benny the ability to heal the sick and disabled. He has already worn out at least one airplane in the conduct of his worldwide ministry.

PRAISE

[Doris]

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Oh come now, don't be modest! You were able to upload your avatar. Twice even.

Post the photo of today's Champion, and prove your love for Jesus.

I got my avatar (the christian gril icon) from photobucket.
And my first avatar of myself i just took an old picture of myself off of my facebook and made ot smaller to fit the required status for an avatar.

[Bob4God]

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Welcome Doris!

The LORD has certainly led you here! It sounds like your heart is in the right place, but I'm positive the LORD has more in store for you yet!

Take some time to read through the rules of the forum, and search for answers to questions you might have. If you're still not understanding, one of our Godly pastors or otherwise decent True Christian members will be happy to assist and minister to you.

I can't imagine why Landover would be blocked on a Godly Christian campus such as LU, but it's probably just a mistake. The devil works hard to keep us from spreading GOD's message, and probably caused one of the internets guards there to accidently ban GOD's favorite website.

So anyway, what do you think about California legalizing gay marriage? I personally believe that it's a sign of the end times, and that those filthy homos won't even have time to lisp out the words "I do" before precious JESUS smacks the whole place down with fire from Heaven, just as He did with Sodom. Praise!

[Doris]

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Dear Doris,

Has your sister been on the Benny Hinn show yet? I have seen Pastor Benny do some pretty amazing stuff with the Spirit.

I think God gave Pastor Benny the ability to heal the sick and disabled. He has already worn out at least one airplane in the conduct of his worldwide ministry.

PRAISE

No, she has not.
I have not even heard of him or his show.
Thank you for imforming me!