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I've read this forum for quite some time, and felt it was about time I made an account of my own. My name is Cheung Linh, I've been a follower of God for about 10 years now, and I don't regret it for one second! I can't wait to meet likeminded people and share with me my experiences as a christian. 上帝保佑你! (God bless you!)
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Well I'm pleased to meet you, Cheung. I can't wait to hear your testimony!WARNING:
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Hello,Originally posted by CheungLinh View Post
That was reasonably polite and I'm glad you've given your life to God and hopefully JESUS!
Please, tell us some more: "Tell us what church you go to and what your favorite Bible verse is and how you came to find Jesus."
Please, feel free to read and comment on one of my all time favorite verses:
Romans 6:16 Know ye not, that to whom ye yield yourselves servants to obey, his servants ye are to whom ye obey; whether of sin unto death , or of obedience unto righteousness?
Yours in Christ,
Elmer
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I didn't know you could doodle and scribble with your computer like that!Originally posted by CheungLinh View PostPosted via Prayer
1 Timothy 2:13-15 For Adam was first formed, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression. Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.Bearing my husband's heirs and being SAVED!
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A saved Chinaman you say?
I suppose all things are possible.
I issue a cautious welcome.
Thrill us with your testimony and tales of life on the other side of the world.
God Bless!God judgeth the righteous, And God is angry with the wicked every day- Psalm 7:11Comment
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Dear Hop-Sing;
Welcome to God's favorite forum. I presume you found your way here after hearing one or more of my Sermons over in a rice-paddy? Did you remember what I told you about converting your funny money into U.S Dollars so that Jesus would be pleased with your Love Offering? I sure hope so.
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--Pastor Ezekiel
上帝恨你！
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at first i thoght it was swatted fly guts or my screen was cracked! funny.... to think that theres other people in the world unlike the normals like us. not something that often crosses my mind.Originally posted by Mrs. Mary Whitford View Post
speaking of crosses, Praise Jesus!Therefore hath the curse devoured the earth, and they that dwell therein are desolate: therefore the inhabitants of the earth are burned, and few men left. -- Isaiah 24:6 KJVComment
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Where does this slope live?
We have millions of them in Australia. They're taking over
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Re: Hello fellow christians!
'Scuse me Jim, but I don't recall any of your betters giving you leave to refer to this here Chinaman as a "slope."
Nor will they, as we are committed to tolerance here. Don't you forget it!WARNING:
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I live in America, for those of you who are curious. My parents are chinese, yes, but I was born and raised here.
I may be of asian descent, but my nationality is very much asian. That sentence was in Cantonese, I'm terribly sorry for any confusion it may have caused. Thank you for the otherwise warm welcome to your forum.
God bless!Comment
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Oh, that was a typo. I meant to say my nationality was American. Sorry!Originally posted by CheungLinh View PostI live in America, for those of you who are curious. My parents are chinese, yes, but I was born and raised here. I may be of asian descent, but my nationality is very much asian. That sentence was in Cantonese, I'm terribly sorry for any confusion it may have caused. Thank you for the otherwise warm welcome to your forum.
God bless!Comment
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So tell us about your walk with Jesus, friend!WARNING:
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I discovered Jesus when I was about 15. I was in a very dark place back then, I still thank the Lord every day for making me see the light! Since then, no hardships have felt impossible to get through, because I have God to guide me. It's my goal to help save non-christians, by introducing them to Christianity and educating them about life with Jesus, and why it's the only way. I feel so blessed and humble to be where I am today, and I have God to thank.Originally posted by Faith_Machine View PostComment
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Amen to that, my friend. Amen to that.
Sadly, these days, getting a non-Christian to listen when you want to talk about Jesus, why, sometimes it's about as easy as pulling teeth!WARNING:
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Yes, people are very stubborn sometimes.Originally posted by Faith_Machine View Post
I can only hope they find salvation some day..
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