[CheungLinh]

Re: Hello fellow christians!

This is why we don't have an edit feature for posts. THE TRUTH COMES OUT!!! I wish there was a way we could have you tried for treason and strung up by your toes.

Typo my ass.

I'm sorry you feel that way. I wasn't thinking when I wrote, so I accidentally typed the word "asian" twice, it's an easy mistake to make. I hope you can see what I mean. :-) God bless you!

[Nobar King]

Re: Hello fellow christians!

I live in America, for those of you who are curious. My parents are chinese, yes, but I was born and raised here. I may be of asian descent, but my nationality is very much asian.

Oh, that was a typo. I meant to say my nationality was American. Sorry!

This is why we don't have an edit feature for posts. THE TRUTH COMES OUT!!! I wish there was a way we could have you tried for treason and strung up by your toes.

Typo my ass.

[Zechariah Smyth]

Re: Hello fellow christians!

Yes, people are very stubborn sometimes. I can only hope they find salvation some day..

Well they better get a move-on, because Jesus could throw a tractor on their head or He might sic a couple of she-bears after 'em...you know, His spontaneity is really one of His finest traits.

(Luke 12:40) "Be ye therefore ready also: for the Son of man cometh at an hour when ye think not."



Yours in Christ,

Zech

[CheungLinh]

Re: Hello fellow christians!

Amen to that, my friend. Amen to that.

Sadly, these days, getting a non-Christian to listen when you want to talk about Jesus, why, sometimes it's about as easy as pulling teeth!

Yes, people are very stubborn sometimes. I can only hope they find salvation some day..

[Faith_Machine]

Re: Hello fellow christians!

Amen to that, my friend. Amen to that.

Sadly, these days, getting a non-Christian to listen when you want to talk about Jesus, why, sometimes it's about as easy as pulling teeth!

[CheungLinh]

Re: Hello fellow christians!

So tell us about your walk with Jesus, friend!

I discovered Jesus when I was about 15. I was in a very dark place back then, I still thank the Lord every day for making me see the light! Since then, no hardships have felt impossible to get through, because I have God to guide me. It's my goal to help save non-christians, by introducing them to Christianity and educating them about life with Jesus, and why it's the only way. I feel so blessed and humble to be where I am today, and I have God to thank.

[Faith_Machine]

Re: Hello fellow christians!

So tell us about your walk with Jesus, friend!

[CheungLinh]

Re: Hello fellow christians!

I live in America, for those of you who are curious. My parents are chinese, yes, but I was born and raised here. I may be of asian descent, but my nationality is very much asian. That sentence was in Cantonese, I'm terribly sorry for any confusion it may have caused. Thank you for the otherwise warm welcome to your forum.

God bless!

Oh, that was a typo. I meant to say my nationality was American. Sorry!

[CheungLinh]

Re: Hello fellow christians!

I live in America, for those of you who are curious. My parents are chinese, yes, but I was born and raised here. I may be of asian descent, but my nationality is very much asian. That sentence was in Cantonese, I'm terribly sorry for any confusion it may have caused. Thank you for the otherwise warm welcome to your forum.

God bless!

[Faith_Machine]

Re: Hello fellow christians!

'Scuse me Jim, but I don't recall any of your betters giving you leave to refer to this here Chinaman as a "slope."

Nor will they, as we are committed to tolerance here. Don't you forget it!

[Jim Farmer]

Re: Hello fellow christians!

Where does this slope live?
We have millions of them in Australia. They're taking over

[JustGotSaved]

Re: Hello fellow christians!

I didn't know you could doodle and scribble with your computer like that!

at first i thoght it was swatted fly guts or my screen was cracked! funny.... to think that theres other people in the world unlike the normals like us. not something that often crosses my mind.

speaking of crosses, Praise Jesus!

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Hello fellow christians!

Dear Hop-Sing;

Welcome to God's favorite forum. I presume you found your way here after hearing one or more of my Sermons over in a rice-paddy? Did you remember what I told you about converting your funny money into U.S Dollars so that Jesus would be pleased with your Love Offering? I sure hope so.

If you'd like to find out more about Landover Baptist Church, please read THIS thread created especially for new posters.

If you have a question, use the "search" function before posting it. Most likely it is being discussed somewhere on this Godly forum. Please don't waste God's precious bandwidth.

You will keep a respectful tongue in your head whenever addressing your betters, which includes all True Christians™. Failure to do so, or any attempt at inciting debate or mockery of God's Divine Plan, can and will result in the suspension of your posting privileges.

Your rights on this forum are listed HERE. If you feel that any of these rights have been violated, please don't hesitate to contact a Pastor at once.

YIC,

--Pastor Ezekiel

上帝恨你！

[Alvin Moss]

Re: Hello fellow christians!

A saved Chinaman you say?

I suppose all things are possible.

I issue a cautious welcome.

Thrill us with your testimony and tales of life on the other side of the world.

God Bless!

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Re: Hello fellow christians!

上帝保佑你

I didn't know you could doodle and scribble with your computer like that!