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  • Heathen across the pond saying hello from the land of corruption.

    Well Hi there. I was about my normal routine doing odd Google searches about how all retards should burn in hell and I came across your lovely forum.

    So lets get started.

    My favorite verse in the Bible is Revelation 9:11. We'll get to that later if you want to ask about it.

    I met Jesus at a moderate young age of 18 and I really don't understand why he wanted anything to do with me. After all I am a Autistic Retard who is a by product of the Nephilim sinning against God.

    Just before year 2000 I was doing my last year at high school. I was filled with brutish rage and I felt a dark force within me. Though anger and no remorse I obtained high grades upon taking my exams. However this would later lead to a dark force within me begging me to take my own life.

    Upon going to College I bumped into Satan Worshipers who made me one of their own. I listened to their music and opted in with their ways. But day after day I was beginning to lose my will to live.

    One day upon sitting on a balcony I was going to commit suicide because I was so unhappy with life yet I really had nothing to be unhappy about because I was a child from a loving family and I had more wealth and prospects than a good majority of people.

    And something called me away and told me not to do it.

    Weeks later I met a group of King James Bible believing Christians. There was something about the land around the Church which made my bones crack as I walked up to the entrance. I knew something in me was being purged.

    The aura of the place was similar to the entity which dragged me away from commiting my own death. I decided to trust it and let it lead me to where ever it wanted me to go.

    At this time I was thinking what is the worst what could happen. I decided to pledge myself to this entity.

    And I will always remember the day it happened.

    I was invoked by some almightywind which swirled around my head and energized my body from my feet to my lungs to my head.

    I didn't know what this was till I fully read the Bible and I was given the best gift I have ever received. The Holy Spirit. The promise which Jesus my Lord & Savior promised to those who believe in him and keep his commandments.

    I still don't understand why the retard in me, a piece of demonic filth was chosen.

    All I can tell you is its getting harder and harder for me to commit any kind of Sin.

    Some of you may think wow that is great but for me its strange because I was born a Sociopath with no feelings or emotions.

    Now I can cry.
    I haven't gone committed fornication for years. There is always something pulling me back saying don't do it.

    So that is my testimony.

    I decided to share this because of some of the forum posts made against retards in this community.

    Maybe we can discuss this matter because I need answer why Jesus revealed himself to me and wants me to do his work.

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    Re: Heathen across the pond saying hello from the land of corruption.

    What a powerful testimony! Welcome to our friendly forums! Tell us, what church do you go to? How do you best like to share the Good News with sinners and Hell-bound heathens?

    Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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    • #3
      Re: Heathen across the pond saying hello from the land of corruption.

      Praise Jesus and His Holy Powers! Did you use this book as your guide?


      Does your keeper let you use the computer every day? What a clever boy you are!

      Keep praying, and maybe Jesus will cure you completely.
      Who Will Jesus Damn?

      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

      Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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      • #4
        Re: Heathen across the pond saying hello from the land of corruption.

        I am part of a underground movement exposing every inch of Satans NWO.
        I understand talk of the occult is not allowed here. I will respect that and only speak about such things when asked by a high ranking forum members.

        And rightly so because the occult is extremely dangerous.

        There are very few decent churches around the UK which haven't fell to the corruption of Freemasons and Pagans. There for myself and my friends tend to organize online.

        But most of the time I like to do as Jesus did. Just go out and tell people about Jesus. Most of the time they dont want to hear it but you know Jesus went to Matthew and sat with a great deal of sinners and enemies of God yet he brought Matthew to the good side.

        I need to say this though. I do not feel that I have earned the right to call myself a true Christian. I am looking for answer why Jesus sent the Holy Spirit inside me. I've came here to speak to forward speaking Christians who aren't afraid to speak exactly what the words of God say word for word.

        The best way of winning people over to Jesus is by decoding what is written in Pagan cities and showing people that they do not live in a secular country because the world religion is one which praises Lucifer under the guise of Greek/Roman/Egyptian/Babylonian language.

        For example. Lady Gaga.

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        • #5
          Re: Heathen across the pond saying hello from the land of corruption.

          Controversy,

          Welcome to our incredibly friendly and uplifting forums.

          I will never understand why people choose names as they do. If you have dedicated yourself to God, why would there be controversy? You see, things like this make me question your sincerosityness and your true cleansical experience with the Savior. Only the devil, that crusty imp, would want you to choose a name like that because it represents chaos, something the devil, that rotten no good pile of fornicating defecation loves. So, while I will pray for you when I go to my prayer closet (it used to be a catholic shrine to the saints and the blessed virgin), I will keep a distance from you until the Department of Faith has cleared you for friendship purposes. It's nothing personal, it's just a religious thing.

          Of course you don't feel like a true Christian, sir. Duh. When Jesus sanctifies you and you are a regular tither, perhaps you might achieve that status in the eyes of the Lord. I think Jesus is picky about who He wants to be at His side. He doesn't love just anyone, you know.

          I greet you cautiously and will extend my hand to you after Jesus washes it white as snow.

          COME Lord Jesus,
          BrotherLarry
          Proverbs 21:31 KJV 1611:
          “The horse is prepared against the day of battell: but safetie is of the Lord.”

          Lord, may I serve my equine brothers and sisters just as I do my fellow man.
          Amen and Amen

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          • #6
            Re: Heathen across the pond saying hello from the land of corruption.

            Originally posted by Controversy View Post
            For example. Lady Gaga.
            It is a well-known fact that "Lady" Gaga is a satan worshiper.



            Tell us more about this group you belong to. Is there a website?
            Who Will Jesus Damn?

            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

            Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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            • #7
              Re: Heathen across the pond saying hello from the land of corruption.

              Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
              It is a well-known fact that "Lady" Gaga is a satan worshiper.



              Tell us more about this group you belong to. Is there a website?
              Yes there is. One of my good friends Chris Constantine runs it. Hes been a mentor on a lot of things.



              I would go straight to his youtube though because that is where he updates his new videos.



              In reply to the other poster I will explain why I use the name Controversy.

              Controversy has nothing to do with Satan. It is simply a word to explain an argument which is not popular with the status quo of mainstream opinion.

              Now maybe if I wrote XHELIOS or LAOC you may have a point.

              The reason why I use such a name is because trying to explain to your normal everyday working joe the hidden meanings behind everyday things.

              I need permission from one of you good people to talk about this though because I do not want to break your forum terms and conditions.

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              • #8
                Re: Heathen across the pond saying hello from the land of corruption.

                Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                It is a well-known fact that "Lady" Gaga is a satan worshiper.



                Tell us more about this group you belong to. Is there a website?
                Apologies about missing out words. Its obvious the sinning part of me doesn't like me sharing the secrets which Satan has hidden from the masses.

                Praise Jesus!

                I'm going to have a lot of fun purging the evil inside of me

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                • #9
                  Re: Heathen across the pond saying hello from the land of corruption.

                  Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                  Praise Jesus and His Holy Powers! Did you use this book as your guide?


                  Does your keeper let you use the computer every day? What a clever boy you are!

                  Keep praying, and maybe Jesus will cure you completely.
                  Pastor Ezekiel I hope we can talk more at a later date. You obviously want to examine the fruit on the tree. I understand.

                  In reply to a couple of your questions.

                  Q. Does my keeper let me use a Computer.
                  A. I live alone and my profession is Web Development. Every computer I have had since the age of 21 I have built myself.

                  Q. Have I read a book about retarding getting to know God.
                  A. No I will have to check it out.

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                  • #10
                    Re: Heathen across the pond saying hello from the land of corruption.

                    I heard Lady GaGa has a ding-dong.



                    Even when I was queer I wouldn't mess with those shemale weirdos.

                    Yours in Christ,

                    Z. Smyth
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                    • #11
                      Re: Heathen across the pond saying hello from the land of corruption.

                      Originally posted by Controversy View Post
                      I need permission from one of you good people to talk about this though because I do not want to break your forum terms and conditions.
                      No such permissions will be forthcoming until you are vetted by the DOF (Department of Faith). You can expidite that process by giving us a proper introduction. What is your name? Where are you located? What Church do you attend? How many sons has your wife given you?

                      If you'd like to find out more about Landover Baptist Church, please read THIS thread created especially for new posters.

                      If you have a question, use the "search" function before posting it. Most likely it is being discussed somewhere on this Godly forum. Please don't waste God's precious bandwidth.

                      You will keep a respectful tongue in your head whenever addressing your betters, which includes all True Christians™. Failure to do so, or any attempt at inciting debate or mockery of God's Divine Plan, can and will result in the suspension of your posting privileges.

                      Your rights on this forum are listed HERE. If you feel that any of these rights have been violated, please don't hesitate to contact a Pastor at once.
                      Who Will Jesus Damn?

                      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                      Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                      • #12
                        Re: Heathen across the pond saying hello from the land of corruption.

                        Don't worry we have every high profile Pagan Satan Worshiper exposed. Its just teaching people how these people communicate and show their allegiance.

                        I know one thing though. Those who have the holy spirit within them will work tirelessly to expose evil. Its the energy we live on. The fuel which we get from the almighty to do incredible things.

                        There might be a considerable difference between Republican right-wing Christians and the more moderate Evangelicals like myself but come the tribulation I know all of us will fight to the last breath to ensure victory.

                        I will stand firm anyway. I know some people are set in their ways of saying what they think but I don't have to write forum posts here. I came here to your community and I laughed at the jokes which the Pastor sent me. He is a right cheeky person but you know what if you can't have a laugh and enjoy the spirit of communion with other Christians then you may as well be a isolationist. And battling my Sociopath ways is one way of defeating the demonic side of myself.

                        So anyway. Save as many souls possible to all those who can hear & understand that Jesus is their Savior!

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                        • #13
                          Re: Heathen across the pond saying hello from the land of corruption.

                          Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                          No such permissions will be forthcoming until you are vetted by the DOF (Department of Faith). You can expidite that process by giving us a proper introduction. What is your name? Where are you located? What Church do you attend? How many sons has your wife given you?

                          If you'd like to find out more about Landover Baptist Church, please read THIS thread created especially for new posters.

                          If you have a question, use the "search" function before posting it. Most likely it is being discussed somewhere on this Godly forum. Please don't waste God's precious bandwidth.

                          You will keep a respectful tongue in your head whenever addressing your betters, which includes all True Christians™. Failure to do so, or any attempt at inciting debate or mockery of God's Divine Plan, can and will result in the suspension of your posting privileges.

                          Your rights on this forum are listed HERE. If you feel that any of these rights have been violated, please don't hesitate to contact a Pastor at once.
                          I understand Pastor Ezekiel and I thank you for the informative forum post.

                          Sure. My name is Cheng. I live and work in London and I attend a community group of Christians on the Streets of London. We are a online group formed from PlanetXTube.com. We tend to go to a couple of Born Again Christian churches but most of the time we are on missionary status trying to show people the reality of what is going on.

                          Please note there are not many right-wing churches last in the UK. Majority are far-left wing.

                          I do not have a wife as of yet. I pray that I may find one but it is very difficult. There is not many Christian women in the UK. I don't even want to explain what the typical British women is like because it would bring great shame to myself as a British person. Perhaps I am not destined to have a wife. There for I must face a bigger challenge.

                          You have Women in UK who just get pregnant for social security and they treat their children like sub-human beings.

                          As for work I am a web developer. I write Javascript, PHP, Ruby on Rails etc.
                          The income at a middle class level and I'm able to support myself, my parents and a few other less fortunate family members.

                          In my spare time I spend a great deal of it out on the streets on various missionary and semi-political projects.

                          My politics my vary from the american model of republicanism but I want to make one thing clear. I do not support Obama. And for good reason.

                          He came in preaching Socialism to people about healthcare. He said health insurance premiums would not go up. And they did. He is a corrupt politician.

                          And I am no Muslim supporter. I know what is written in Hadith/Tafsir/Quran. They are disgusting books.

                          I am a Zionist though. Please understand that I am only a Zionist by obeying Gods word that the Jewish promised land is all land from the Nile to the Euphrates.

                          Politically I would say I am a Libertarian like Peter Schiff who backed Ron Paul.

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                          • #14
                            Re: Heathen across the pond saying hello from the land of corruption.

                            Originally posted by Controversy View Post
                            The best way of winning people over to Jesus is by decoding what is written in Pagan cities and showing people that they do not live in a secular country because the world religion is one which praises Lucifer under the guise of Greek/Roman/Egyptian/Babylonian language.

                            For example. Lady Gaga.
                            While Lady Gaga is certainly alien like, from where do you get the idea that the best way of winning people over to Jesus is by decoding what is written in Pagan cities? What's wrong with sharing the Holy Word of God, the one proven means by which one can have faith (Romans 10:17)?

                            Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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                            • #15
                              Re: Heathen across the pond saying hello from the land of corruption.

                              A belated welcome to you, Controversy!

                              You give a nice testimonial! You've found Jesus and repented for your lifestyle choices! The path to salvation, while still a tough one, is thus accessible to you! Glory!

                              You are also a bit enigmatic... I can assure you that all the True Christians™ that are committed to this Forum are also deeply committed to fighting Satan and his minions in all their manifestations. The existence of Satan is not at all controversial. It is obvious to EVERYBODY who has his eyes open and looks at world history for the past centuries. Satan's influence is in plain sight: we had suffragettes (See Ephesians 5:22-23 for the Truth™), abolition (Ephesians 6:5) and lately increasing sexual deviation (1 Timothy 1:9-10) and all these have become the norm in direct opposition to God's Word (John 10:35). Oh yes! Satan is TRUE, why should we not discuss him?

                              And we do. You have seen and will see that this Forum has lots of material devoted to exposing Satan's schemes. He works through people, animals, media, etc. But it is not enough to expose him. We must also offer the alternative. Preaching the Gospel. All of it. The whole Bible! Satan CAN be defeated. I know. I also have my testimony. I have a past of secular sciences, even evil lotion, coitus of not the most natural kind, blasphemy. I questioned God. No more. His will be done.

                              Deuteronomy 28:58-59 If thou wilt not observe to do all the words of this law that are written in this book, that thou mayest fear this glorious and fearful name, THE LORD THY GOD; Then the LORD will make thy plagues wonderful , and the plagues of thy seed, even great plagues, and of long continuance, and sore sicknesses, and of long continuance.

                              Hope to have lots of rousing conversations with you in the future!


                              Yours in Christ,

                              Elmer
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