My Fabulous Intro

[iamabelieber]

Hello my name is Mary and I am an ex-homosexual.
I am so glad to have found this community and to find the support that I need to get through this journey that God decided to put me on and I try to be a very lighthearted person in the face of a difficult journey!
God bless you all!

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: My Fabulous Intro

Hello my name is Mary and I am an ex-homosexual.
I am so glad to have found this community and to find the support that I need to get through this journey that God decided to put me on and I try to be a very lighthearted person in the face of a difficult journey!
God bless you all!

Welcome to God's favorite forum. I didn't they had any queers in Oklahoma. Please tell us what Church you attend, and how Jesus entered your life and convinced you to stop munching rugs.

If you'd like to find out more about Landover Baptist Church, please read THIS thread created especially for new posters.

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[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: My Fabulous Intro

Hello my name is Mary and I am an ex-homosexual.
I am so glad to have found this community and to find the support that I need to get through this journey that God decided to put me on and I try to be a very lighthearted person in the face of a difficult journey!
God bless you all!

Oh He DOES, Mary! He DOES! I do so hope He will Bless you in time as well! Say, why not tell us what church you go to, what your favorite Bible verse is, and how you came to find Jesus.

[iamabelieber]

Re: My Fabulous Intro

Welcome to God's favorite forum. I didn't they had any queers in Oklahoma. Please tell us what Church you attend, and how Jesus entered your life and convinced you to stop munching rugs.

If you'd like to find out more about Landover Baptist Church, please read THIS thread created especially for new posters.

If you have a question, use the "search" function before posting it. Most likely it is being discussed somewhere on this Godly forum. Please don't waste God's precious bandwidth.

You will keep a respectful tongue in your head whenever addressing your betters, which includes all True Christians™. Failure to do so, or any attempt at inciting debate or mockery of God's Divine Plan, can and will result in the suspension of your posting privileges.

Your rights on this forum are listed HERE. If you feel that any of these rights have been violated, please don't hesitate to contact a Pastor at once.

Hi Pastor Ezekiel!
Unfortunately, there are many in OK. Most of them are afraid to come out though, due to the violence. Also because of my safety I'd rather not tell you which church I attend, it could give too much information about where I live. However, I can tell how I found Jesus! Or rather he found me. I'd like to think he found me because I wasn't even looking for him! I walking down the street distracted by dirty thoughts about a woman that walked by me and I walked straight into a pole. But on that pole there was a flyer that advertised a gay support group that helped you see the error of your ways. So I went and now here I am!

[Russell Holbeck]

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Hello iamabelieber.

What does your name mean it looks German also how would a gay support group help you not to be a homosexual that does not make sense.

Thank you.

Rusty

[iamabelieber]

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Hello iamabelieber.

What does your name mean it looks German also how would a gay support group help you not to be a homosexual that does not make sense.

Thank you.

Rusty

Hi!
I mean it was a support group for people who had lost their ways. It was a way for us to come together and support each other in our journey to become true, heterosexual Christians. Also when I made my username I wanted iamabeliever but i made a typo and didn't catch it until it was too late. But iamabeliever is probably already taken anyways! Oh well thats ok, I kinda like anyways.

[Zechariah Smyth]

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That's weird, because when I put "belieber" in the Google I get all kinds of interesting hits.



(Proverbs 19:9) "A false witness shall not be unpunished, and he that speaketh lies shall perish."

<---liars

Yours in Christ (NOT SOME DROOPY-DRAWERS CANUCKISTANI),

Z. Smyth

[Jim Farmer]

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Mr Smyth, That too, was my initial thoughts - that she was a Bieber fan. But then I thought - would thespians like Bieber?

[Zechariah Smyth]

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Mr Smyth, That too, was my initial thoughts - that she was a Bieber fan. But then I thought - would thespians like Bieber?

Your garden-variety bulldyke is easily confused and often mistakes Justin Bieber with Miley Cyrus.

Here, a picture is worth 1,000 words:



and

YiC,

Zech

[iamabelieber]

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Your garden-variety bulldyke is easily confused and often mistakes Justin Bieber with Miley Cyrus.

Here, a picture is worth 1,000 words:

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and

YiC,

Zech

Despite your accusations against me I hold no ill will towards you and I still pray that Jesus, our merciful Lord that art in heaven, will soon accept you home.

[Mary Etheldreda]

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Despite your accusations against me I hold no ill will towards you and I still pray that Jesus, our merciful Lord that art in heaven, will soon accept you home.

Save your breath. God doesn't listen to the prayers of sinners.

[iamabelieber]

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Save your breath. God doesn't listen to the prayers of sinners.

You know what, Jesus told me [PERVERTED PEDOPHILIA FANTASIES REMOVED BY MODERATOR] and he's telling me that you and all of these people are going to hell, where [LINK TO PORNOGRAPHIC SELFIES REMOVED BY MODERATOR].

***BLASPHEMY REMOVED***

[Des]

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You know what, Jesus told me [PERVERTED PEDOPHILIA FANTASIES REMOVED BY MODERATOR] and he's telling me that you and all of these people are going to hell, where [LINK TO PORNOGRAPHIC SELFIES REMOVED BY MODERATOR].

***BLASPHEMY REMOVED***

And now the true nature of the Bieber worshiping bull-dyke shines through. I'm betting she goes right back to clam munching, assuming she ever really stopped.

[iamabelieber]

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And now the true nature of the Bieber worshiping bull-dyke shines through. I'm betting she goes right back to clam munching, assuming she ever really stopped.

[PERVERTED SELFIE MONTAGE VIDEO REMOVED BY MODERATOR]

[Des]

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Having a good time being filled with all unrighteousness, fornication, wickedness, covetousness, maliciousness; full of envy, murder, debate, deceit, malignity; whisperers, just like it says in Romans 1: 29.

God saw you coming, harlot. Repent your vile affections before its too late!