[Mad Boy Matthew]

Re: I'm here to learn.

Its pretty messed up that you made that little story up in your head buddy, like don't you think something is wrong with you if you came up with that story. Read that story back to yourself and see how disgusting it is...and you claim to be a good person... how could anyone ever take you seriously?
And no Satan is not on my side because Satan is not a real thing, you know like Santa claus, why did you stop believing in Santa but not God? because there is a book?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: I'm here to learn.

Its pretty messed up that you made that little story up in your head buddy, like don't you think something is wrong with you if you came up with that story. Read that story back to yourself and see how disgusting it is...and you claim to be a good person... how could anyone ever take you seriously?
And no Satan is not on my side because Satan is not a real thing, you know like Santa claus, why did you stop believing in Santa but not God? because there is a book?

First of all, this is NOT a debate forum. We're right and you're wrong, according to Jesus and the Holy Word of God. Please read THIS thread before making an even bigger fool of yourself.

Secondly, while the internets might seem to be "free" to you, this particular corner of the internets is a privately owned Christian forum. The rights you have on this forum are listed HERE. Please contact a Pastor immediately if you feel that any of your rights have been violated.

Finally, your unsaved opinions or tantrums are not even slightly of interest to us. We follow the Holy Word of God TO THE LETTER, and make no apologies for that. One of the most important commandments in the Bible tells us to avoid unsaved scum such as yourself. You wandered in here uninvited, and unwelcome .

If you want to debate people, THIS is the place to go.

[Mad Boy Matthew]

Re: I'm here to learn.

You've already said that after the last valid point I made that you could only answer with, "uuuhhhh cuz god". So im just going to leave it at that.

[Red Attila]

Re: I'm here to learn.

I mean if you want to learn why would you come to a forum full of people that does nothing but judge and truthfully talk about doing extremely disturbing things...

As I said in my initial post, the Landover Baptist Church was recommended to me by a dear brother in Christ who told me that the LBC has the right Christian view and the right Christian message. And in my short time here on these boards, I have found that to be abundantly true. Indeed, in the brief time I've been here I have learned a great deal on the way to be a truly practising and informed Christian. My dear brothers and sisters on these boards have been fully welcoming and greatly informative to this poor and beginning seeker of the Way to Glory. It is not the fault of the good folk of the Landover Baptist Church that too many in this world are sinful and reject the true Christian view of and the true Christian message to the world.

[Red Attila]

Re: I'm here to learn.

All I have seen on this forum is hatred, its extremely disturbing. There is absolutely no way I would ever give someone like you the name or address of anyone I know. I truly believe you are a complete psychopath, and a manipulator.

There are none so blind as those that will not see. I hate only those that are hateful to the eyes of the LORD. The sinful, the wicked, the profane are all hateful to Him and therefore are hateful to me. If you are sincere seeker, which I doubt, you would not attack your betters who are more knowledgeable in matters of Christian faith and practice than you. I suggest you get yourself a good-quality copy of the King James Version of the Holy Bible and start reading. That is what I am doing in endeavoring to increase my knowledge of the Way of God and to learn the Word. But I doubt that you will as you are not a sincere seeker of the Truth!

[Mad Boy Matthew]

Re: I'm here to learn.

If you truly want to seek the truth, and if we are recommending books, I recommend the Origin of Species by Charles Darwin, if that doesn't open your eyes then nothing will.

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: I'm here to learn.

If you truly want to seek the truth, and if we are recommending books, I recommend the Origin of Species by Charles Darwin, if that doesn't open your eyes then nothing will.

Darwin was a homosexual and a liar, and he carried lice in his beard for snacks. He was a disgusting figure and is burning in Hell right now as we speak, for the Lord is Merciful. He is Just.

[Des]

Re: I'm here to learn.

Darwin was a homosexual and a liar, and he carried lice in his beard for snacks. He was a disgusting figure and is burning in Hell right now as we speak, for the Lord is Merciful. He is Just.

And a racist whose views spawned Hitler. Plus, he renounced evolution on his deathbed.

[Elmer G. White]

Re: I'm here to learn.

Darwin was a homosexual and a liar, and he carried lice in his beard for snacks. He was a disgusting figure and is burning in Hell right now as we speak, for the Lord is Merciful. He is Just.

Indeed, Sister Mary! Mr. Darwin was a living (no dead and in Hell obviously) example of God's wrath and revenge against sinners!

Exodus 20:5 Thou shalt not bow down thyself to them, nor serve them: for I the LORD thy God am a jealous God, visiting the iniquity of the fathers upon the children unto the third and fourth generation of them that hate me.

Why the above verse? Because, as proven by Godly creation Scientists, Mr. Darwin was the product of generations of inbreeding, i.e., incest!

The Darwins were badly affected by premature deaths and nobody can now deny that family inbreeding had caused serious weakness in the family stock.

Here we can see him showing the sign of Satan to his followers.


In addition, another Godly Creation Scientist (one of the best in many respects. Dr. Jerry Bergman) has proven that Mr. Darwin was psychotic and a sadist that his mental health was less than satisfactory.

The fact that he loved killing so much that killing his first bird caused him to tremble with excitement could certainly indicate a sadistic streak in Darwin. His passion for killing birds is well known. One wonders if this "passion" for killing may have, in part, motivated his ruthless "survival of the fittest" tooth and claw theory of natural selection.

Now, would you believe anything written by a man like that!? Of course you wouldn't but all this has been denied by Satan and his minions, the "scientists". Please, Dear Sinner. Read a Book by a Reliable Author, our LORD, Jesus Christ, the BIBLE!


Yours in Christ,

Elmer

[Red Attila]

Re: I'm here to learn.

Darwin was a homosexual and a liar, and he carried lice in his beard for snacks. He was a disgusting figure and is burning in Hell right now as we speak, for the Lord is Merciful. He is Just.

And a racist whose views spawned Hitler. Plus, he renounced evolution on his deathbed.

Quite right. Darwin was evil. He's also the pin-up boy for Richard "Dickie" Dawkins, an evil atheist and evolution proponent.

[Red Attila]

Re: I'm here to learn.

Indeed, Sister Mary! Mr. Darwin was a living (no dead and in Hell obviously) example of God's wrath and revenge against sinners!

Exodus 20:5 Thou shalt not bow down thyself to them, nor serve them: for I the LORD thy God am a jealous God, visiting the iniquity of the fathers upon the children unto the third and fourth generation of them that hate me.

Why the above verse? Because, as proven by Godly creation Scientists, Mr. Darwin was the product of generations of inbreeding, i.e., incest!

Here we can see him showing the sign of Satan to his followers.


In addition, another Godly Creation Scientist (one of the best in many respects. Dr. Jerry Bergman) has proven that Mr. Darwin was psychotic and a sadist that his mental health was less than satisfactory.

Now, would you believe anything written by a man like that!? Of course you wouldn't but all this has been denied by Satan and his minions, the "scientists". Please, Dear Sinner. Read a Book by a Reliable Author, our LORD, Jesus Christ, the BIBLE!


Yours in Christ,

Elmer

Thank you, Brother Elmer. If this doesn't discredit the evil mind that produced the theory of evolution, and in turn, the theory itself, nothing will. A production of incestuous relations, a sadist, and a psychotic, there isn't really much to recommend Charles Darwin to anyone, is there?

[Didymus Much]

Re: I'm here to learn.

...I recommend the Origin of Species by Charles Darwin...

The title is "On the Origin of Species".

Google is hard, huh?

[Dr Laurence Niles]

Re: I'm here to learn.

I am doing a research paper on religion... I thought this would be a good place to go and I was wrong because this is not religion, this is a place where people hate one another

You are doing research? And you are using an internet forum as part of your research?

I don't remember you asking anybody's permission to use their post. Any such qualitative research would demand sanction from the appropriate ethics committee in the country you live in and permission from the owner of said post before you could publish.

You do know that by signing up to this forum you have agreed that your post become the property of Landover Bapstis, don't you?

If you are using any part or parts of this forum you are breaking the law and the ethical standards of whatever Research body you come under. Shame on you.

Even if you are simply some high school kid doing what amounts to nothing more than show and tell your so called 'internal morality' should tell you that what you are doing is very wrong.

Or does your internal morality only work when it is convenient for you?

That's the issue here. You can put aside your relativistic notions of morality any time you choose. A True Christian™ cannot.

2nd Timothy 3:16 "All scripture is given by inspiration of God, and is profitable for doctrine, for reproof, for correction, for instruction in righteousness"

I could no more have a shower with a young homersexual than I could cut off my own hand.

The reason?

Leviticus 18:22 "Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination."
Leviticus 20:13 "If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them."
Romans 1:26-27 "For this cause God gave them up unto vile affections: for even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature: And likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman, burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly, and receiving in themselves that recompence of their error which was meet."

The Bible is MY moral compass. I would never perform any qualitative research without obtaining permission and offering full disclosure.

You have: so ask your self, what is more moral: performing research in an un ethical way or not showering with youthful homersexuals?

Think. You really do need to follow the Bible in every way. Don't be a slave to the riggid, unyielding dogma of Atheism. Only the supple, lithe and flexible mind can follow the Bible 100%.

I will pray for you.

YIC

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: I'm here to learn.

If you truly want to seek the truth, and if we are recommending books, I recommend the Origin of Species by Charles Darwin, if that doesn't open your eyes then nothing will.

Did you know that Charles Darwin married his cocker spaniel?

Did you know that he died screaming for Jesus to accept him into Heaven?

[Dolores de Barriga]

Re: I'm here to learn.

Well I think its a bit disturbing that you need an outside source for your "morals". My morals come from what I believe to be right vs. wrong. I honestly think that my morals are a lot more caring and loving then your hateful, judgemental morals that curse people in an eternal hell for not baptizing and innocent child. So I guess im saying I dont need an external source for me to be a good person, and for you to say that you do is pretty disturbing to me and I truly believe that the life you are living must be a very scary and pathetic one.

Your morals did not come from within you - your morals are not innate. Your morals were induced into you from your society, through your parents, teachers, and peers. The morals of your society are not a constant either, but change from one generation to another. What does make you think that your arbitrary set of morals is better than the Biblical set of morals?

I am doing a research paper on religion... I thought this would be a good place to go and I was wrong because this is not religion, this is a place where people hate one another

I also study religions, and I find the Landover Baptist Church to be the least hypocritical of all Christian denominations. True, their views may seem harsh; however, they are simply following the Bible - something that cannot be said about most other Christian denominations.

If you truly want to seek the truth, and if we are recommending books, I recommend the Origin of Species by Charles Darwin, if that doesn't open your eyes then nothing will.

So, you reject the book this church follows (the Bible), and you offer another book instead?